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(Salina Journal)   Today, Mitt Romney will be inaugurated and join McCain, Kerry, Gore and the rest at the They Also Ran Gallery, upstairs at the First State Bank in Norton, Kansas. Come for cookies and coffee, stay for the WHY NO GUS HALL? panel discussion   (salina.com) divider line 19
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2013-01-22 09:28:17 AM  
This is the picture they should use.
l.yimg.com
 
2013-01-22 09:28:31 AM  
Norton, Kansas. The town that even people in Roxbury, Kansas say "Where's that again?"
 
2013-01-22 09:33:06 AM  

jayhawk88: Norton, Kansas. The town that even people in Roxbury, Kansas say "Where's that again?"


Makes the location for this place almost poetic, though, doesn't it?
 
2013-01-22 09:43:25 AM  

Diogenes: jayhawk88: Norton, Kansas. The town that even people in Roxbury, Kansas say "Where's that again?"

Makes the location for this place almost poetic, though, doesn't it?


Totally. A middle-of-nowhere small town is THE perfect place for an also-ran museum.
 
2013-01-22 09:50:44 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: Totally. A middle-of-nowhere small town is THE perfect place for an also-ran museum.


Ha! I was just in Norton last Wednesday, so I'm getting a kick.
 
2013-01-22 09:55:50 AM  
Subby forgot one part of the headline.........

"This means Romney immediately becomes president"
(yeah, its a pretty tired line by now, but there are traditions that must be upheld. we do have some semblance of standards here)
 
2013-01-22 09:56:10 AM  

CrackpipeCardozo: HMS_Blinkin: Totally. A middle-of-nowhere small town is THE perfect place for an also-ran museum.

Ha! I was just in Norton last Wednesday, so I'm getting a kick.


Nothing is obscure on Fark. That should be added to the List.
 
2013-01-22 10:09:14 AM  

homelessdude: Subby forgot one part of the headline.........

"This means Romney immediately becomes president"
(yeah, its a pretty tired line by now, but there are traditions that must be upheld. we do have some semblance of standards here)


But if Romney becomes President, what comically difficult task must Obama attempt to do?

Must he do a lap of the Nuerburgring Nordschleife in a Reliant Robin while a mariachi cover of the entire Powerslave album plays on the radio?

Must he ride the NYC Subway to all 468 stations in one day while wearing a rainbow afro?

Must he drink a gallon of milk in a single sitting while watching all three Jackass movies?

Or must he build a 1:8 scale model of the Sydney Opera House entirely out of toothpicks?
 
2013-01-22 10:22:44 AM  
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They should include all the candidates.
 
2013-01-22 10:25:18 AM  

Gunny Walker: They should include all the candidates.


Whar Randy of the Redwoods. Whar?
 
2013-01-22 10:29:19 AM  

King Something: homelessdude: Subby forgot one part of the headline.........
"This means Romney immediately becomes president"
(yeah, its a pretty tired line by now, but there are traditions that must be upheld. we do have some semblance of standards here)

But if Romney becomes President, what comically difficult task must Obama attempt to do?
Must he do a lap of the Nuerburgring Nordschleife in a Reliant Robin while a mariachi cover of the entire Powerslave album plays on the radio?
Must he ride the NYC Subway to all 468 stations in one day while wearing a rainbow afro?
Must he drink a gallon of milk in a single sitting while watching all three Jackass movies?
Or must he build a 1:8 scale model of the Sydney Opera House entirely out of toothpicks?



comically difficult task?

Hmm....Maybe Obama could start by trying to have a realistic, detailed and honest discussion about international diplomacy and while keeping a straight face during Mitt's answers. That would surely be difficult and Mitt's answers would be comedy gold.

Bahh....it'll never happen. Besides, between bayonets, binders and the Benghazi Blunder in the debates, it would be hard to top.
joshtom.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-22 10:42:27 AM  
At least this gave me a good laugh... Romney's portrait is the 60th in the collection, joining the likenesses of John McCain, Al Gore, John Kerry, Bob Dole and a bunch of lesser-known losers
 
2013-01-22 11:11:04 AM  
FTA: Perhaps the most prestigious visitor was Sen. Jerry Moran


Lawls.


In other news, I almost took a job at the local school district there many, many years ago. So glad I didn't.


/csb
 
2013-01-22 11:31:33 AM  
Do not go this inauguration if you are having any thoughts of suicide.
 
2013-01-22 11:43:18 AM  
There's at least one picture for every presidential election year [...] only one candidate has been added per election

Well, which is it.
 
2013-01-22 11:58:25 AM  
God, I miss not voting for Gus Hall and Lyndon LaRouche every four years. The bottom of the ballot just hasn't been the same lately.
 
2013-01-22 01:12:49 PM  
A Gus Hall reference?  Wow, Fark, I am impressed.

I had an uncle who was a dyed in the wool commie.  Until his dying day he was convinced the revolution was just around the corner.

He voted for Hall in every presidential election for 40 years.
 
2013-01-22 01:30:21 PM  
I once voted for Gus Hall in my radical, Marxist days. If he's not in there then it's incomplete. Thanks for the memories subby.
 
2013-01-22 02:30:43 PM  
Includes winners who later became losers like Benjamin Harrison and Grover Cleveland and John Adams.
Includes losers who later became winners like Benjamin Harrison and Grover Cleveland and Thomas Jefferson and Richard "Tricky Dick" Nixon.
 
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