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(Yahoo)   Robert Redford has laid into Paris Hilton for turning up at his annual Sundance Film Festival. In related news, Paris Hilton apparently sucks as an actress   (uk.movies.yahoo.com) divider line 63
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2013-01-22 05:24:43 PM
Haliburton Cummings:
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i just find gun porn enthusiasts to be losers of the highest order

Hey you made me drop my copy of "Guns and Pussy"
 
2013-01-22 07:21:42 PM

Haliburton Cummings:
not liberal at all. but keep tryin.

i just find gun porn enthusiasts to be losers of the highest order


So... it motivated you to try for a higher level of loser?

Keep being awesome!
 
2013-01-22 08:18:37 PM
Paris who? Ohhh right that amateur porn actress from a while back with the wonky eye who lacks a internal monologue... and can't read a thermostat(thinks everything is HOTT)...

Why would a respected Oscar winning actor like Redford even waste breath mentioning that persons name?

People like her are why I am for sterilization for convicts... end it at the DNA level, so she stops polluting the gene pool with crabs...
 
2013-01-22 08:58:47 PM
I admire Redford and think that Hilton is a worthless AW, but he's an idiot for biatching about this. How is she affecting the Sundance Film Festival negatively?
 
2013-01-22 09:42:21 PM
Paris Hilton apparently sucks as an actress

I misread this as "Paris Hilton apparently stuck on the mattress"

/Freud much?
 
2013-01-22 09:54:48 PM

vudukungfu: I bought my gal a .30. twern't a Hawkin.
But it's a .30.
I got a 30 and a 40 pistol.
No kick.
Just pure fun.
I was showing her how to shoot it, and had a cap go off, but no boom.[ there was supposed to be a boom. ] I swung it across my lap and pointed it at a hillside and she said now what?
I said, well, the sound of a cap and no boom should signal black powder tech support. Any minute now, some old timer with wire rimmed glasses and a pocket full of quills is going to come out of the bush over there, and ask me if I've tried unloading it and reloading it. Then he's going to ask me if the powder was wet or dry, and whether or not I used a #11 cap or a golldanged musket cap on it, and he's going to ask if the wadding was oiled a lot or a little or not at all, and then, after he considers my answers, he's finally going to ask me if I have a ball puller on me.
Do you have a ball puller? She asks me.
Hell no, woman, I don't even have a goll durned nipple wrench, I says, and she actually thought that was funny.
Then we set it on a rock and covered it with a blanket and drove down the road to the local store and picked up a nipple wrench and a ball puller.


Only about a third of that made sense, but I still get the feeling that it was a pretty good story.
 
2013-01-22 10:27:58 PM

ActionFigure: I went to Sundance in 2008, entirely to further my own self interests of partying, watching a bunch of movies, skiing a little bit, and rubbing elbows with celebrities... including Paris Hilton (well, I saw her on the other side of the room). It was fun.


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2013-01-22 10:28:00 PM

Colour_out_of_Space: Only about a third of that made sense,


It happened.
 
2013-01-22 10:53:29 PM
To be fair, Robert Redford spent a lot of time on his lawn. It's his lawn, and he's proud of it, and he doesn't need these whippersnappers just walking right across his lawn. It's not right when someone just thinks they can walk across your lawn that you've worked so hard to maintain. It's my lawn. YOU STAY OFF OF MY LAWN!


/douchebag
 
2013-01-23 12:19:49 AM
A lot of white knighting in this thread. I don't think shes gonna sleep with you guys.
 
2013-01-24 08:09:19 AM

Colour_out_of_Space: vudukungfu: I bought my gal a .30. twern't a Hawkin.
But it's a .30.
I got a 30 and a 40 pistol.
No kick.
Just pure fun.
I was showing her how to shoot it, and had a cap go off, but no boom.[ there was supposed to be a boom. ] I swung it across my lap and pointed it at a hillside and she said now what?
I said, well, the sound of a cap and no boom should signal black powder tech support. Any minute now, some old timer with wire rimmed glasses and a pocket full of quills is going to come out of the bush over there, and ask me if I've tried unloading it and reloading it. Then he's going to ask me if the powder was wet or dry, and whether or not I used a #11 cap or a golldanged musket cap on it, and he's going to ask if the wadding was oiled a lot or a little or not at all, and then, after he considers my answers, he's finally going to ask me if I have a ball puller on me.
Do you have a ball puller? She asks me.
Hell no, woman, I don't even have a goll durned nipple wrench, I says, and she actually thought that was funny.
Then we set it on a rock and covered it with a blanket and drove down the road to the local store and picked up a nipple wrench and a ball puller.

Only about a third of that made sense, but I still get the feeling that it was a pretty good story.


A ball puller is a screw that you put on the end of a ramrod, that screws into the soft lead of a stuck bullet and allows you to pull it out of the barrel.

A nipple wrench is a device for unscrewing the nipple of a percussion-style muzzleloader or cap and ball revolver. You might need to do that to clear fouling or other obstructions that prevent the flame from a percussion cap from reaching the powder charge in the barrel.

Percussion caps come in different sizes, with #11 being the most common, and "musket caps" being larger.

Make a bit more sense now?

/Adjusts wire rim glasses.
 
2013-01-24 08:58:43 AM

dittybopper: Adjusts wire rim glasses.


Where were you when I needed you?
 
2013-01-24 09:20:03 AM

vudukungfu: dittybopper: Adjusts wire rim glasses.

Where were you when I needed you?


Rallying around the family, with a pocket full of quills.
 
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