fracto: thomps: even worse, the lunch cost the american tax payer $13 billion. thanks for nothing moochelle.The menu was set by Lamar Alexander, Eric Cantor, John Boehner, Charles Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid. Which one of them are you calling 'moochelle'?
likefunbutnot: Gulper Eel: Hell, I want to see what Bill Clinton's been eating (obvious joke goes here).His pimpness has been on a vegetarian diet, actually.
Don't Troll Me Bro!: For years I've been asking people butthurt about the First Lady's initiatives to state where she says that you can never have dessert, or eat a big meal on occasion. Of course nobody has ever been able to, because that's not what she's advocating. Listen, right-wingers, building strawmen might feel good at the time because you can knock them right over, but it really has a negative impact on your actual debate skills. It's not good for you in the long run. Of course, it seems that's a lot of what modern "conservatism" in America is about, so there's that.
baka-san: Nothing to see here, move along.
BMulligan: Parthenogenetic: BMulligan: someonelse: likefunbutnot: Gulper Eel: Hell, I want to see what Bill Clinton's been eating (obvious joke goes here).His pimpness has been on a vegetarian diet, actually.I think he even went vegan.Q: How you can tell when someone's a vegan?A: Don't worry; she'll tell you.How can you tell when someone's a meat eater? It's not hard, he's the smelly fat person roasting the corpses of dead animals, stuffing them in his mouth, and whining "OMG, vegans are so preachy!"I'm sorry you didn't find my little joke amusing. The vegan who told it to me thought it was kind of funny. I found the vegan
Rann Xerox: There are two things that I love about seeing the Washington Times logo on threads:- Warns me not to click the article so as not to give them any traffic.- Reminds me that Sun Myung Moon is dead as fried chicken.
thurstonxhowell: [yeahshesaidit.com image 450x310]I'm reposting this image because, damn, that deserves to be posted twice. That woman is in her late 40s, raised two kids, has been quite successful professionally, and looks like that. Barack knows how to pick 'em. I'm nearly two decades her junior and I'd be proud to hit that. Even if she was just some chick I met in a bar.
thurstonxhowell: utah dude: my son is all like DAD, MICHELLE OBAMA TOOK THE CHICKEN SANDWICH AWAY THAT WAS GOOD AND REPLACED IT WITH SOMETHING CALLED A 'MEAT SANDWICH' WHICH ISN'T GOOD.and i'm all like, son, i want you to stay as far away from michelle's meat sandwich as you can, ok?kid doesn't even know the awesome joke he cracked.So what was the joke?
poot_rootbeer: A 3,000-calorie meal once every four years won't kill you, submidiot.
thomps: even worse, the lunch cost the american tax payer $13 billion. thanks for nothing moochelle.
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