baka-san: FTFA:She has come under fire for the high-calorie counts of some of the state dinners she's hosted at the White House, but other nutritionists have given her a pass, saying indulging on special occasions is perfectly fine. Inaugurations, which come every four years, are about as special as occasions get.Nothing to see here, move along.
baka-san: Nothing to see here, move along.
Diogenes: Meanwhile, the Right Wing Noise Machine continues to dine on ashes.
Peter von Nostrand: Weapons grade butt hurt
thomps: even worse, the lunch cost the american tax payer $13 billion. thanks for nothing moochelle.
fracto: thomps: even worse, the lunch cost the american tax payer $13 billion. thanks for nothing moochelle.The menu was set by Lamar Alexander, Eric Cantor, John Boehner, Charles Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid. Which one of them are you calling 'moochelle'?
GiantRex: Patient: The Washington TimesSymptoms: Complaining about what 0bama and his wife ate at the inauguration ball, calling apple pie "luxurious", needlessly mentioning that the committee that decided the menu was chaired by a democrat, making a ridiculous claim about pizza chains having to list thousands of combinations of ingredients without citing any sourceButthurt Doctor's Diagnosis: Buttdevastated. No known cure.
tfresh: sour cream ice cream?!
Don't Troll Me Bro!: For years I've been asking people butthurt about the First Lady's initiatives to state where she says that you can never have dessert, or eat a big meal on occasion. Of course nobody has ever been able to, because that's not what she's advocating. Listen, right-wingers, building strawmen might feel good at the time because you can knock them right over, but it really has a negative impact on your actual debate skills. It's not good for you in the long run. Of course, it seems that's a lot of what modern "conservatism" in America is about, so there's that.
someonelse: tfresh: sour cream ice cream?!LinkI fail to see how this could be bad. It'd be like a rich vanilla custard plus the sour cream tang. Although it would've been kinda cool if they'd served the pie old school with a slice of cheddar.
jayhawk88: The dessert is apple pie with sour cream ice cream.sour cream ice creamMan, screw all the birther and Obamacare nonsense, impeach him for this travesty.
jayhawk88: The dessert is apple pie with sour cream ice cream. sour cream ice creamMan, screw all the birther and Obamacare nonsense, impeach him for this travesty.
Gulper Eel: Hell, I want to see what Bill Clinton's been eating (obvious joke goes here).
baka-san: FTFA: She has come under fire for the high-calorie counts of some of the state dinners she's hosted at the White House, but other nutritionists have given her a pass, saying indulging on special occasions is perfectly fine. Inaugurations, which come every four years, are about as special as occasions get.Nothing to see here, move along.
likefunbutnot: Gulper Eel: Hell, I want to see what Bill Clinton's been eating (obvious joke goes here).His pimpness has been on a vegetarian diet, actually.
Diogenes: "If you think Michelle Obama is after your freedom because she merely suggests that our kids should exercise more and eat a little broccoli with their lard, you don't deserve a place in the free market of ideas, you belong at the cheesecake factory. She's not Stalin because she notices your kids sweat Mountain Dew. Now, this is bigger than America's ass. I know that's hard to believe so indulge me. This is about the Teabaggers fundamental misunderstanding of the difference between freedom, and the freedom to never be told anything. Like avoid food served in a bucket...It's just a tradition that First Ladies get to pick some mundane up until now non-controversial cause to promote. Lady Bird Johnson beautifying America, Barbara Bush had literacy. Betty Ford's was no hard liquor before 10 AM. Our last First Lady Laura Bush worked tirelessly against illiteracy, so between her efforts and her husband's, it was a tie. Hillary Clinton did pioneering work in looking the other way...Now when I look at a Moon Pie, I just see sugar and trans fats, not my constitutional freedoms, but Sarah Palin recently brought sugar cookies to a school as a protest against the government telling the school what to eat, which of course, it wasn't doing. Sean Hannity warned that we'd soon be paying fines for eating salt, which isn't a problem for Hannity who mostly eats boogers.When did the right wing become Joe Pesci over every little thing? You sayin' I use too much salt? What am I salty to you? fark you, I use too much salt. Here take some salt right down your throat. I mean 40 years ago when Lady Bird Johnson suggested we plant wild flowers to beautify the highways, the reaction was it sounds like a neat idea, not don't tell me what I can plant, biatch. Matt Drudge promoted a story saying pedestrian deaths were way up because The Evil One, Michelle Obama had encouraged people to walk more.....directly into traffic. Those were her exact words. Walk into traffic.Now I'm not saying the ...
Free_Chilly_Willy: Government control and regulation for our nations children. Freedom of choice for the President and his wife.
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