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(Washington Times)   The inaugural lunch topped out at 3,000 calories. Do as I say, not as I do   (washingtontimes.com) divider line 139
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2013-01-22 07:45:03 AM
FTFA:

  She has come under fire for the high-calorie counts of some of the state dinners she's hosted at the White House, but other nutritionists have given her a pass, saying indulging on special occasions is perfectly fine. Inaugurations, which come every four years, are about as special as occasions get.


Nothing to see here, move along.


 
2013-01-22 07:53:46 AM
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2013-01-22 07:57:14 AM

baka-san: FTFA:

She has come under fire for the high-calorie counts of some of the state dinners she's hosted at the White House, but other nutritionists have given her a pass, saying indulging on special occasions is perfectly fine. Inaugurations, which come every four years, are about as special as occasions get.


Nothing to see here, move along.


I'd rather see what the day-to-day calorie counts are for White House meals are when there's no fancy-shmancy dinners going on. Say what you want about the Obamas (or the Bushes before them), life in the White House didn't make them fat.

Hell, I want to see what Bill Clinton's been eating (obvious joke goes here).
 
2013-01-22 07:57:40 AM
Guess what, fatties: you are not obligated to eat every last crumb on your plate, even at a high-profile event. So even though the menu may top out at 3000 calories, you don't actually have to consume more than you want to. Also, some people eat 3000 calorie meals every now and then and do just fine, because they actually go out and move their bodies every once in a while.

In short, fark you WT, and for everyone else:

baka-san: Nothing to see here, move along.

 
2013-01-22 08:32:28 AM
Nobody wants to eat dirt and sadness at an inaugural lunch.
 
2013-01-22 08:33:19 AM
Weapons grade butt hurt
 
2013-01-22 08:47:08 AM
Moonie Times: Bringing you all the news that's fat to print.
 
2013-01-22 08:49:50 AM
even worse, the lunch cost the american tax payer $13 billion. thanks for nothing moochelle.
 
2013-01-22 08:55:47 AM
Meanwhile, the Right Wing Noise Machine continues to dine on ashes.
 
2013-01-22 09:03:54 AM
FOR WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP?!
 
2013-01-22 09:04:29 AM
The GOP, on the other hand, have gone into the garden to eat worms.
 
2013-01-22 09:07:14 AM
Patient: The Washington Times

Symptoms: Complaining about what 0bama and his wife ate at the inauguration ball, calling apple pie "luxurious", needlessly mentioning that the committee that decided the menu was chaired by a democrat, making a ridiculous claim about pizza chains having to list thousands of combinations of ingredients without citing any source

Butthurt Doctor's Diagnosis: Buttdevastated. No known cure.
 
2013-01-22 09:07:47 AM
The dessert is apple pie with sour cream ice cream.

 sour cream ice cream

Man, screw all the birther and Obamacare nonsense, impeach him for this travesty.
 
2013-01-22 09:08:27 AM
Its official. There is nothing the right-wing won't whine about.
 
2013-01-22 09:08:28 AM
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2013-01-22 09:09:18 AM
You call that Inauguration Day outrage?
 
2013-01-22 09:09:38 AM
Every Republican I personally know is fat and ALL of them claim they hardly eat.

Republicans: Do as I say, not as I do I'm a fat liar.
 
2013-01-22 09:09:55 AM
Does somebody have a bag of low-calorie dicks for subby to eat?
 
2013-01-22 09:10:24 AM
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♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood --
Cold jelly and custard!
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Enjoy the veal, folks!
I'll just sit here - playing away on this keyboard while you chow down.
Yeah, I'm getting paid - but my food & drinks get deducted - goddamn new economy!
 
2013-01-22 09:14:27 AM

Diogenes: Meanwhile, the Right Wing Noise Machine continues to dine on ashes.


www.brandchannel.com

Approves.
 
2013-01-22 09:15:52 AM

Peter von Nostrand: Weapons grade butt hurt


This.

9/11, Iraq, destroyed economy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ina uguration menu
yet no butthurt at all!
 
2013-01-22 09:15:59 AM
The people who don't think the average American is competent enough to pick out their drink size dont care about this type of stuff.
 
2013-01-22 09:17:01 AM
For years I've been asking people butthurt about the First Lady's initiatives to state where she says that you can never have dessert, or eat a big meal on occasion. Of course nobody has ever been able to, because that's not what she's advocating. Listen, right-wingers, building strawmen might feel good at the time because you can knock them right over, but it really has a negative impact on your actual debate skills. It's not good for you in the long run. Of course, it seems that's a lot of what modern "conservatism" in America is about, so there's that.
 
2013-01-22 09:17:02 AM
sour cream ice cream?!
 
2013-01-22 09:21:08 AM

thomps: even worse, the lunch cost the american tax payer $13 billion. thanks for nothing moochelle.



The menu was set by Lamar Alexander, Eric Cantor, John Boehner, Charles Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid. Which one of them are you calling 'moochelle'?
 
2013-01-22 09:27:13 AM

fracto: thomps: even worse, the lunch cost the american tax payer $13 billion. thanks for nothing moochelle.


The menu was set by Lamar Alexander, Eric Cantor, John Boehner, Charles Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid. Which one of them are you calling 'moochelle'?


it's fitting that moochelle antoinette couldn't even lift her finger to set a menu.
 
2013-01-22 09:28:06 AM

GiantRex: Patient: The Washington Times

Symptoms: Complaining about what 0bama and his wife ate at the inauguration ball, calling apple pie "luxurious", needlessly mentioning that the committee that decided the menu was chaired by a democrat, making a ridiculous claim about pizza chains having to list thousands of combinations of ingredients without citing any source

Butthurt Doctor's Diagnosis: Buttdevastated. No known cure.


I like that complaining about everything Obama does is now as American as, well, apple pie.
 
2013-01-22 09:28:08 AM
I think that when I get inaugurated for my second term as president, I'm going to go with something light. I want to save that big meal splurge for something important and noteworthy. Maybe watching the Super Bowl or something.
 
2013-01-22 09:29:09 AM
Either fork over more money to your local school in property taxes or shut the fark up about the school lunch program.
 
2013-01-22 09:29:14 AM
"If you think Michelle Obama is after your freedom because she merely suggests that our kids should exercise more and eat a little broccoli with their lard, you don't deserve a place in the free market of ideas, you belong at the cheesecake factory. She's not Stalin because she notices your kids sweat Mountain Dew. Now, this is bigger than America's ass. I know that's hard to believe so indulge me. This is about the Teabaggers fundamental misunderstanding of the difference between freedom, and the freedom to never be told anything. Like avoid food served in a bucket...

It's just a tradition that First Ladies get to pick some mundane up until now non-controversial cause to promote. Lady Bird Johnson beautifying America, Barbara Bush had literacy. Betty Ford's was no hard liquor before 10 AM. Our last First Lady Laura Bush worked tirelessly against illiteracy, so between her efforts and her husband's, it was a tie. Hillary Clinton did pioneering work in looking the other way...

Now when I look at a Moon Pie, I just see sugar and trans fats, not my constitutional freedoms, but Sarah Palin recently brought sugar cookies to a school as a protest against the government telling the school what to eat, which of course, it wasn't doing. Sean Hannity warned that we'd soon be paying fines for eating salt, which isn't a problem for Hannity who mostly eats boogers.

When did the right wing become Joe Pesci over every little thing? You sayin' I use too much salt? What am I salty to you? fark you, I use too much salt. Here take some salt right down your throat. I mean 40 years ago when Lady Bird Johnson suggested we plant wild flowers to beautify the highways, the reaction was it sounds like a neat idea, not don't tell me what I can plant, biatch. Matt Drudge promoted a story saying pedestrian deaths were way up because The Evil One, Michelle Obama had encouraged people to walk more.....directly into traffic. Those were her exact words. Walk into traffic.

Now I'm not saying the right objects to Mrs. Obama's efforts because the Teabaggers are stupid, or because they're hysterical, or because they hate black people, though all of that is true, but what does it say about America that even a First Lady's suggestion has to be controversial? Especially when she picked one no one could disagree with. Maybe we should our kids outside to play? Well, you know who else liked to send people places? Hitler.

I mean Rush Limbaugh makes a crack about this every week, because who better to get your health advice from than a drug addicted fat man. Rush, I have proof that no one in the government is forcing you to eat right and exercise. YOU!"


From a Bill Maher closing monologue.
 
2013-01-22 09:29:53 AM
clearly this sends a mixed message - that eating a 3,000-calorie meal once every four years means that i can eat like that every single farking day of my life.
 
2013-01-22 09:30:25 AM

tfresh: sour cream ice cream?!


Link

I fail to see how this could be bad. It'd be like a rich vanilla custard plus the sour cream tang. Although it would've been kinda cool if they'd served the pie old school with a slice of cheddar.
 
2013-01-22 09:30:43 AM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: For years I've been asking people butthurt about the First Lady's initiatives to state where she says that you can never have dessert, or eat a big meal on occasion. Of course nobody has ever been able to, because that's not what she's advocating. Listen, right-wingers, building strawmen might feel good at the time because you can knock them right over, but it really has a negative impact on your actual debate skills. It's not good for you in the long run. Of course, it seems that's a lot of what modern "conservatism" in America is about, so there's that.


So wait, are you telling me that a steady diet of strawmen and fallacious arguments will make one's debating skills flabby, ineffective, and unattractive? That they may be good as a "sometimes" talking point, but one should generally adhere to the solid foundations of a good, square presentation and consideration of facts to keep one's ability to debate in lean, fighting trim?

All very well and good to know, I guess, but you know, there are people in this country whose dialogue skills are weak, emaciated... frankly, they're starving for a proper argument, but they're so used to the fact-free fluff that they get from their usual sources that they're critically malinformed.

It's true what they say: the foundations to healthy thinking habits start young.
 
2013-01-22 09:32:47 AM

someonelse: tfresh: sour cream ice cream?!

Link

I fail to see how this could be bad. It'd be like a rich vanilla custard plus the sour cream tang. Although it would've been kinda cool if they'd served the pie old school with a slice of cheddar.


Come summer time, I make sour cream ice cream quite often. Macerate raspberries, add them to the custard and then make ice cream. Really tasty.
 
2013-01-22 09:33:00 AM

jayhawk88: The dessert is apple pie with sour cream ice cream.

sour cream ice cream

Man, screw all the birther and Obamacare nonsense, impeach him for this travesty.


I know it sounds weird, but a couple of baker friends of mine (who are really getting a kick &c.) say the sour cream helps bring out the taste of the fruit.
 
2013-01-22 09:34:00 AM
Next thing you'll tell me is that weddings should skip the cake
 
2013-01-22 09:34:13 AM
Crabs_Can_Polevault:  It's true what they say: the foundations to healthy thinking habits start young.

Very well executed, sir.
 
2013-01-22 09:34:28 AM

jayhawk88: The dessert is apple pie with sour cream ice cream.

 sour cream ice cream

Man, screw all the birther and Obamacare nonsense, impeach him for this travesty.


I admit to never having sour cream ice cream, but having had apple and sour cream pie, screw you, it's awesome.
 
2013-01-22 09:34:55 AM
He's Kenyan, he can run it off. [ducks]
 
2013-01-22 09:35:17 AM

Gulper Eel: Hell, I want to see what Bill Clinton's been eating (obvious joke goes here).


His pimpness has been on a vegetarian diet, actually.
 
2013-01-22 09:37:46 AM

baka-san: FTFA:

  She has come under fire for the high-calorie counts of some of the state dinners she's hosted at the White House, but other nutritionists have given her a pass, saying indulging on special occasions is perfectly fine. Inaugurations, which come every four years, are about as special as occasions get.


Nothing to see here, move along.




Nothing to see here because Moochelle the uppity negress-in-chief is blocking all there is to see with her huge ghettobooty. Meanwhile my son Leebob-Joe is starving eating his 800 calorie lunch. He is a growing boy 5'6 298 lbs, and he needs his food or else he will waste away to nothing. Moochelle will be the death of our healthy, round children.
 
2013-01-22 09:38:16 AM

likefunbutnot: Gulper Eel: Hell, I want to see what Bill Clinton's been eating (obvious joke goes here).

His pimpness has been on a vegetarian diet, actually.


I think he even went vegan.
 
2013-01-22 09:38:20 AM
jpegy.com

This perfectly sums up the Right wing these days.
 
2013-01-22 09:38:24 AM

likefunbutnot: Gulper Eel: Hell, I want to see what Bill Clinton's been eating (obvious joke goes here).

His pimpness has been on a vegetarian diet, actually.


Mostly vegan, with the exception of fish.

No beef or dairy for Bubba these days! It shows.
 
2013-01-22 09:39:28 AM
The GOP is just a pack of miserable, nattering old ladies.
 
2013-01-22 09:39:50 AM
Government control and regulation for our nations children. Freedom of choice for the President and his wife.
 
2013-01-22 09:41:23 AM

Diogenes: "If you think Michelle Obama is after your freedom because she merely suggests that our kids should exercise more and eat a little broccoli with their lard, you don't deserve a place in the free market of ideas, you belong at the cheesecake factory. She's not Stalin because she notices your kids sweat Mountain Dew. Now, this is bigger than America's ass. I know that's hard to believe so indulge me. This is about the Teabaggers fundamental misunderstanding of the difference between freedom, and the freedom to never be told anything. Like avoid food served in a bucket...

It's just a tradition that First Ladies get to pick some mundane up until now non-controversial cause to promote. Lady Bird Johnson beautifying America, Barbara Bush had literacy. Betty Ford's was no hard liquor before 10 AM. Our last First Lady Laura Bush worked tirelessly against illiteracy, so between her efforts and her husband's, it was a tie. Hillary Clinton did pioneering work in looking the other way...

Now when I look at a Moon Pie, I just see sugar and trans fats, not my constitutional freedoms, but Sarah Palin recently brought sugar cookies to a school as a protest against the government telling the school what to eat, which of course, it wasn't doing. Sean Hannity warned that we'd soon be paying fines for eating salt, which isn't a problem for Hannity who mostly eats boogers.

When did the right wing become Joe Pesci over every little thing? You sayin' I use too much salt? What am I salty to you? fark you, I use too much salt. Here take some salt right down your throat. I mean 40 years ago when Lady Bird Johnson suggested we plant wild flowers to beautify the highways, the reaction was it sounds like a neat idea, not don't tell me what I can plant, biatch. Matt Drudge promoted a story saying pedestrian deaths were way up because The Evil One, Michelle Obama had encouraged people to walk more.....directly into traffic. Those were her exact words. Walk into traffic.

Now I'm not saying the ...


For all the shiat that guy gets (especially around here), when he's right, he farking nails it.
 
2013-01-22 09:41:52 AM

likefunbutnot: Gulper Eel: Hell, I want to see what Bill Clinton's been eating (obvious joke goes here).

His pimpness has been on a vegetarian diet, actually.


That much I know. He should put out a recipe book. It's one thing for skinny Barack from Hawaii to stay skinny, but a guy from deep-fried Arkansas? Holy crap. That's some Duane-Kuiper-going-yard shiat right there.  I think he's Level IV vegan, which means he won't eat anything that casts a shadow unless it's got nice plump tits.
 
2013-01-22 09:42:11 AM
A 3,000-calorie meal once every four years won't kill you, submidiot.
 
2013-01-22 09:43:00 AM

Free_Chilly_Willy: Government control and regulation for our nations children. Freedom of choice for the President and his wife.


Could you at least try a little?  Though I admit the intellectually lazy goes smashing with your spare tire.
 
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