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2013-01-22 08:21:17 AM
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
 
2013-01-22 08:25:51 AM
 
2013-01-22 09:52:46 AM
DNRTFA

Saw Blue waffle once. Refuse to click the link.

Good day.
 
2013-01-22 09:55:33 AM
Hey!, I'm trying to eat breakfast over here.

/mmmm... blue waffles...
 
2013-01-22 09:56:36 AM
What you did there... I don't see it. Little help, anyone?
 
2013-01-22 09:59:21 AM

brimed03: What you did there... I don't see it. Little help, anyone?


NO! You're better not knowing! Embrace your ignorance, for it is bliss!

/What has been seen...
//Curls into a ball, weeping, for once you stare into the void of the internet, lo, it stares back into you...
 
2013-01-22 10:00:00 AM
blue waffles

I threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2013-01-22 10:02:30 AM
blogs.sfweekly.com
 
2013-01-22 10:02:53 AM
Blue waffles; the official food of the Lemon Party.
 
2013-01-22 10:03:18 AM

brimed03: What you did there... I don't see it. Little help, anyone?


Blue kiwis are disgusting. Do not GIS.
 
2013-01-22 10:04:32 AM

brimed03: What you did there... I don't see it. Little help, anyone?


You could always GIS blue waffles with safesearch off. But I feel compelled to warn you, you cant unsee it. You will carry that horror with you for the rest of your life.
 
2013-01-22 10:05:21 AM
"Error establishing a database connection."

The Cylons are onto us!
 
2013-01-22 10:05:45 AM
i533.photobucket.com
Blues Saraceno

i927.photobucket.com
Clues

i655.photobucket.com
Blue October


i113.photobucket.com
Your boy Blue
 
2013-01-22 10:06:15 AM
Sees what you did there...
www.gayrva.com
 
2013-01-22 10:06:31 AM

slapmastered: brimed03: What you did there... I don't see it. Little help, anyone?

NO! You're better not knowing! Embrace your ignorance, for it is bliss!

/What has been seen...
//Curls into a ball, weeping, for once you stare into the void of the internet, lo, it stares back into you...


And it looks like GGAAAHHHHHHHH!
 
2013-01-22 10:06:49 AM
In other news, the author of the piece is really hot.

twimg0-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-01-22 10:07:10 AM
Can I also just use this opportunity to say that I watched the entirety of BS:G in the first month of my son's life . . . since he didn't know how to sleep . . . and the entire time, I was saying to myself: "Please don't let Starbuck turn out to be mitochondrial Eve . . . please don't let Starbuck turn out to be mitochondrial Eve . . . please don't let Starbuck turn out to be mitochondrial Eve . . . ."

GODDAMMIT SO MUCH!
 
2013-01-22 10:08:14 AM
www.choosy-beggars.com
 
2013-01-22 10:08:32 AM

sgnilward: While we're on the topic, subby...  Mildly NSFW


Ok, I must admit when I got up this morning, I did not expect to see a vagina dentata cookie.

Though you must admit, vagina dentata is such a wonderful phrase.
 
2013-01-22 10:09:30 AM
Cream cheese makes any blue waffle tasty.
 
2013-01-22 10:12:27 AM
I don't get it... what does BSG have to do with anything?
 
2013-01-22 10:13:42 AM

Goodluckfox: I don't get it... what does BSG have to do with anything?


The Internet: you just lost the right to use it. Give it back.
 
2013-01-22 10:16:35 AM
These and other great products brought to you by

www.worldstopbrands.com
Blue Sun Corporation.

Don't Meddle.
 
2013-01-22 10:19:19 AM

ciberido: sgnilward: While we're on the topic, subby...  Mildly NSFW

Ok, I must admit when I got up this morning, I did not expect to see a vagina dentata cookie.

Though you must admit, vagina dentata is such a wonderful phrase.


Worst Police album ever.
 
2013-01-22 10:22:24 AM
Why is this even on fark? Are we trying to lure in the pintrest crowd or something?
 
2013-01-22 10:24:43 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-22 10:26:19 AM
i1151.photobucket.com
Jeepers, Mum! Any chance we can eat blue tonight instead of agent orange?
 
2013-01-22 10:38:57 AM

eggrolls: These and other great products brought to you by

[www.worldstopbrands.com image 300x300]
Blue Sun Corporation.

Don't Meddle.


Now I want a Fruity Oaty Bar.
 
2013-01-22 10:45:15 AM
whatever, its about something blue. you're welcome

www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2013-01-22 10:46:26 AM

YRThereSchool: Can I also just use this opportunity to say that I watched the entirety of BS:G in the first month of my son's life . . . since he didn't know how to sleep . . . and the entire time, I was saying to myself: "Please don't let Starbuck turn out to be mitochondrial Eve . . . please don't let Starbuck turn out to be mitochondrial Eve . . . please don't let Starbuck turn out to be mitochondrial Eve . . . ."

GODDAMMIT SO MUCH!


It's been a couple years since I've seen it but she wasn't, Hera was. Starbuck at the end was a whatever head Baltar and Six were, angels or something.
 
2013-01-22 10:46:31 AM
The problem with searching for Blue Waffles now is not for what it is, but that the link results are 90% people saying not to search for them and the GIS results are mostly memes with pictures of waffles colored blue, also saying not to search for them.
 
2013-01-22 10:47:02 AM
artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-22 10:55:06 AM
And when this is all over
we'll be in clover
we'll go out and spend all of your..
s8.postimage.org
BLUE MONEY
 
2013-01-22 10:56:08 AM

ciberido: Though you must admit, vagina dentata is such a wonderful phrase.


Not really.
 
2013-01-22 10:58:54 AM

YRThereSchool: Can I also just use this opportunity to say that I watched the entirety of BS:G in the first month of my son's life . . . since he didn't know how to sleep . . . and the entire time, I was saying to myself: "Please don't let Starbuck turn out to be mitochondrial Eve . . . please don't let Starbuck turn out to be mitochondrial Eve . . . please don't let Starbuck turn out to be mitochondrial Eve . . . ."

GODDAMMIT SO MUCH!


Ummmm. She wasn't? That was Hera.
 
2013-01-22 10:59:14 AM

YRThereSchool: Can I also just use this opportunity to say that I watched the entirety of BS:G in the first month of my son's life . . . since he didn't know how to sleep . . . and the entire time, I was saying to myself: "Please don't let Starbuck turn out to be mitochondrial Eve . . . please don't let Starbuck turn out to be mitochondrial Eve . . . please don't let Starbuck turn out to be mitochondrial Eve . . . ."

GODDAMMIT SO MUCH!


You must have been pleased to learn that Hera was the one who was the shared ancestor.
 
2013-01-22 11:05:31 AM

Disposable Rob: The problem with searching for Blue Waffles now is not for what it is, but that the link results are 90% people saying not to search for them and the GIS results are mostly memes with pictures of waffles colored blue, also saying not to search for them.


I thought it was also debunked as just Photoshop tomfoolery. Didn't see anything on Snopes, but I remember reading something from a doctor calling it a bunch of internet stupidity.
 
2013-01-22 11:07:17 AM

YRThereSchool: Can I also just use this opportunity to say that I watched the entirety of BS:G in the first month of my son's life . . . since he didn't know how to sleep . . . and the entire time, I was saying to myself: "Please don't let Starbuck turn out to be mitochondrial Eve . . . please don't let Starbuck turn out to be mitochondrial Eve . . . please don't let Starbuck turn out to be mitochondrial Eve . . . ."

GODDAMMIT SO MUCH!


well, she wasn't. it was hera.

starbuck was an angel.
 
2013-01-22 11:09:59 AM

ph0rk: ciberido: Though you must admit, vagina dentata is such a wonderful phrase.

Not really.


www.filmes-de-terror.com
Problem?
 
2013-01-22 11:17:04 AM
shadowpress.org
 
2013-01-22 11:21:12 AM

someonelse:


Came for this. Now I can move on with my life. :)
 
2013-01-22 11:38:38 AM
Fark you subby.

You go to HELL, you got to HELL RIGHT NOW for even making me think of youknowwhat.

/OG BSG, FTW
 
2013-01-22 11:59:34 AM
media.insidepulse.com

How does it feel?

/obscure?
 
2013-01-22 12:00:21 PM

YRThereSchool: Goodluckfox: I don't get it... what does BSG have to do with anything?

The Internet: you just lost the right to use it. Give it back.


I don't get it either. Should I start telling inside jokes too, and then ridicule you?
 
2013-01-22 12:05:07 PM

orclover: brimed03: What you did there... I don't see it. Little help, anyone?

You could always GIS blue waffles with safesearch off. But I feel compelled to warn you, you cant unsee it. You will carry that horror with you for the rest of your life.


why i love fark #24243: the unknown horrors of the internet by GIS'ing seemingly mundane words & the feeling that i've just avoided something terrible.

yet my curiosity is now active & i must resist it.

for i know farkers can often be full of shiat, but sometimes, just sometimes they aren't.

sometimes they are the warning sign that the bridge is out and it's a looooong ways down
 
2013-01-22 12:09:29 PM

brimed03: What you did there... I don't see it. Little help, anyone?


He's probably still wondering what blue up President Rosalynns skirt.
 
2013-01-22 12:10:27 PM

Parallax: [media.insidepulse.com image 394x300]

How does it feel?

/obscure?


If you ment New Order, then no.
 
2013-01-22 12:12:51 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: And when this is all over
we'll be in clover
we'll go out and spend all of your..
s8.postimage.org
BLUE MONEY


Don't bury me! I'm not worth anything!

/Now that the bluebirds are over...
//Blu(r)
 
2013-01-22 12:12:58 PM
Well that blew.
 
2013-01-22 12:14:15 PM

Lord Schtupp: ciberido: sgnilward: While we're on the topic, subby...  Mildly NSFW

Ok, I must admit when I got up this morning, I did not expect to see a vagina dentata cookie.

Though you must admit, vagina dentata is such a wonderful phrase.

Worst Police album ever.


I thought that was performed by the Flaming Lips?
 
2013-01-22 12:22:27 PM

inner ted: orclover: brimed03: What you did there... I don't see it. Little help, anyone?

You could always GIS blue waffles with safesearch off. But I feel compelled to warn you, you cant unsee it. You will carry that horror with you for the rest of your life.

why i love fark #24243: the unknown horrors of the internet by GIS'ing seemingly mundane words & the feeling that i've just avoided something terrible.

yet my curiosity is now active & i must resist it.

for i know farkers can often be full of shiat, but sometimes, just sometimes they aren't.

sometimes they are the warning sign that the bridge is out and it's a looooong ways down


I'm an innocent kind widowed mother of two farkette and I will reiterate it would be a bad thing to google. I ignored the warning. I regret it.
 
2013-01-22 01:01:25 PM
False, Black Bear.
 
2013-01-22 01:06:44 PM
Ate blue waffles once in college... Did NOT care for the maple syrup.
 
2013-01-22 01:07:50 PM
R U SAD THEN EAT FATSO
 
2013-01-22 01:08:46 PM
Loved the BS-G series... hated the end.
mitochondrial Eve - starbuck the angel, and a lot of things toward the end that felt more like random elements to draw to the conclusion... it was a lot fun and entertaining but got really weak storyline toward the end.

CSB?-
I used to do prepress, graphics and image work on medical periodicals, text books and other publications... books with suck interesting titles as "Current Diagnosis and Treatment", "Clinical Urology" and the like... professional and college/university tomes.
The images I had to work, reading the text and support information...
the Blue waffle not the worst thing out there, but it is real, very real. In a more sadistic mood I might even try to find the "Chicken Wing", neither Chicken nor wing... but certainly enough to make the testes shrivel like you jumped in a cold river... the battles with hypochondria I went through in those days was brutal, got to see and color correct many tumors, sores, and viscous wounds in the privates... there is little the intarwebnet can do to match that stuff. It still happens, it still happens...
 
2013-01-22 01:17:50 PM
I can only assume the ice cream in TFA was Blue Moon ice cream -- almond flavored with blue food coloring that makes your poop green -- that's big up Nort' in da UP an' in Wiscaaaahhnsin.

But they did not include Boo Berry cereal. Which also turns your poop the same shade of green.
 
2013-01-22 01:18:01 PM

orclover: brimed03: What you did there... I don't see it. Little help, anyone?

You could always GIS blue waffles with safesearch off. But I feel compelled to warn you, you cant unsee it. You will carry that horror with you for the rest of your life.


lcart1.narod.ru

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-22 01:21:13 PM

sdkOyOte: Loved the BS-G series... hated the end.
mitochondrial Eve - starbuck the angel, and a lot of things toward the end that felt more like random elements to draw to the conclusion... it was a lot fun and entertaining but got really weak storyline toward the end.




I've been re-watching the series on Netflix and I really wish they had chosen anybody, but Chief Tyrol and Colonel Ty as part of the final five, because these are some of the most human of the characters on that show.


But yeah they came to the third and fourth season of that series and really farked it up.
 
2013-01-22 01:25:37 PM

Slaves2Darkness: sdkOyOte: Loved the BS-G series... hated the end.
mitochondrial Eve - starbuck the angel, and a lot of things toward the end that felt more like random elements to draw to the conclusion... it was a lot fun and entertaining but got really weak storyline toward the end.

I've been re-watching the series on Netflix and I really wish they had chosen anybody, but Chief Tyrol and Colonel Ty as part of the final five, because these are some of the most human of the characters on that show.


But yeah they came to the third and fourth season of that series and really farked it up.


I liked the entire show up until the last fifteen or twenty minutes. They went too far explaining things that really didn't need explaining. They did address the Tigh and Tyrol "human" part immediately, as Tigh gives a speech to the Four about what makes him a human, not a Cylon. I thought it was a good way of ameliorating the twist.

Besides, the Daybreak conclusion did have a pretty awesome action sequence.
 
2013-01-22 01:27:05 PM
img2-f.etsystatic.com
 
2013-01-22 01:49:44 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-22 01:50:34 PM

sdkOyOte: Chicken Wing


OK. what is that? If its worse than a blue waffle you're obligated to post a link!
 
2013-01-22 02:21:19 PM

sdkOyOte: Chicken Wing


All I found when I did a GIS of "Chicken Wing" was pictures of yummy hot wings that made me hungry. And none of the horror you described.
 
2013-01-22 02:41:46 PM
my bad, I will see if I can find it when I get home...
but to tide interested minds curiosity, if you really want to know,
"Chicken wing" is what we called it - me and the guy in the scanning department,
to give you an idea -
You have seen a whole wing/leg in the store with the skin attached, with the bumps and all where the feathers were and such, and you will also not that it has a yellowish tint to it,
***of note, this was in clinical urology issued April-May 96, not an internet image...
Okay, you may be familiar with iodine, and the yellowish tint, like food coloring, it has when applied to the skin...
So, you can kind of get the picture, one piece of the anatomy kind of resembled the leg and the other part like the thigh with the skin, bumps and all, and on the leg/shaft part was a large tumor, kind of like a giant brown wart, in scale it took up 2 inches diameter of the organ...

The actual story is it was a lesion/tumor on an AIDS patient's privies, it was huge, but it was the iodine,scrote and angle of things that at first glance... looked like a chicken wing. I think of it as worse than the blue waffle because you let your guard down as you looked at it then were overcome with horror as reality dawned and shed light on what it actually was. As they say... somethings cannot be unseen... I still have some issues in my old portfolio, I may have it. But do you really want to see it?
 
2013-01-22 02:44:57 PM
I do not wish to look now. And I am no longer hungry for hot wings.
 
2013-01-22 03:30:37 PM
I thought I might have it in my photobucket acct, but its not there so I still have to wait...
but this might tide you over and give you some discmofort/laughs/ peculiar feelings...

Scanned from one of the finished textbooks I got to keep (Current Diagnosis and Treatment),
A man with Kallmann's syndrome untreated, microphallus...
This could build a lot of self esteem for some fella's...
NSFW, well... if you can actually see it...
Link, or perhaps a nub...
 
2013-01-22 03:40:44 PM
hmmm, link didn't work. probably better that way...
 
2013-01-22 04:35:23 PM
At least one of those things wasn't edible.

Also: WARNING: DO NOT CLICK LINKS IN THIS THREAD
(Well, I'm not going to, anyway.)
 
2013-01-22 04:51:31 PM

sdkOyOte: my bad, I will see if I can find it when I get home...
but to tide interested minds curiosity, if you really want to know,
"Chicken wing" is what we called it - me and the guy in the scanning department,
to give you an idea -
You have seen a whole wing/leg in the store with the skin attached, with the bumps and all where the feathers were and such, and you will also not that it has a yellowish tint to it,
***of note, this was in clinical urology issued April-May 96, not an internet image...
Okay, you may be familiar with iodine, and the yellowish tint, like food coloring, it has when applied to the skin...
So, you can kind of get the picture, one piece of the anatomy kind of resembled the leg and the other part like the thigh with the skin, bumps and all, and on the leg/shaft part was a large tumor, kind of like a giant brown wart, in scale it took up 2 inches diameter of the organ...

The actual story is it was a lesion/tumor on an AIDS patient's privies, it was huge, but it was the iodine,scrote and angle of things that at first glance... looked like a chicken wing. I think of it as worse than the blue waffle because you let your guard down as you looked at it then were overcome with horror as reality dawned and shed light on what it actually was. As they say... somethings cannot be unseen... I still have some issues in my old portfolio, I may have it. But do you really want to see it?


Description was enough for me. I remember seeing something like that in one of my friends nurse school books. *shudders*
 
2013-01-22 05:58:08 PM

nucular bum: I can only assume the ice cream in TFA was Blue Moon ice cream -- almond flavored with blue food coloring that makes your poop green -- that's big up Nort' in da UP an' in Wiscaaaahhnsin.

But they did not include Boo Berry cereal. Which also turns your poop the same shade of green.


Almond flavor? Blue Moon isn't almond flavored, is it?

- to Wikipedia -

A number of different sources on the internet claim to know what flavor Blue Moon is. Since these sources disagree with each other, it is unclear which, if any, are correct. Suggested flavors for Blue Moon include: fruit, Fruit Loops, orange, pineapple, lemon, cherry, raspberry, cantaloupe, honeydew, peach, licorice, pistachio, coconut, almond, burnt almond, nutmeg, cloves, ginger, cardamom, buttercream, custard, chocolate, vanilla, marshmallow, bubble gum, Blue Curaçao, Crème de cacao, Amaretto, cake frosting, cotton candy, cola, and various combinations of these flavors.

Ah, maybe the BM (heh) that you ate was almond flavored; mine sure wasn't.

/have had many blue moons, mostly here in IN or in MI.
 
2013-01-22 07:20:28 PM

Girion47: In other news, the author of the piece is really hot.

[twimg0-a.akamaihd.net image 500x335]


Yes, she is hot, but calling her an "author" is exceedingly generous. I was about to say that all she did was "write" a list, but she didn't even do that - she assembled 26 pictures and put numbers on them. She couldn't even manage to write a caption for each picture.

Foodbeast is some of the worst non-articles on the Web right now. At least BuzzFeed takes the time to occasionally write words to go with their lists of pictures.

/get off my lawn
 
2013-01-22 10:49:38 PM
Sorry, Starbuck is so smokin' she invaded my subconscious.Natch, I meant Hera.

The Internet; where a simple name replacement error is met with methodical and repetitive correction.

I think BS:G, I think Starbuck. Can you blame a guy?
 
2013-01-22 11:03:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-24 11:32:18 PM
img541.imageshack.us
Uploaded with ImageShack.us
 
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