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(Fox News)   Fox stops drinking their sweet, sweet conservative tears long enough to bitterly liveblog the Inaugural Ball. "The escalators going up to the next level have stopped working"   (politics.blogs.foxnews.com) divider line 35
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2013-01-22 07:40:45 AM  
Yet another guest to the ball was less impressed. "It's been four years and he still can't dance."

Oh, law-day sakes, no!
 
2013-01-22 07:40:59 AM  
So the economy got fixed overnight? How about that black unemployment rate being double what it is for whites?

When does Black Jesus get to work?
 
2013-01-22 07:41:34 AM  
man, the trolls are out early today
 
2013-01-22 07:42:04 AM  
The escalators are temporarily stairs... sorry for the convenience.
 
2013-01-22 07:42:22 AM  
Subby apparently doesn't know what "Drinking their tears" means, unless Fox is happy that Fox is always pissed off?
 
2013-01-22 07:44:21 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Subby apparently doesn't know what "Drinking their tears" means, unless Fox is happy that Fox is always pissed off?


I read that in the Bob Dole voice from Simpsons

/Fox news loves Fox news hate for non-Fox news things
//FOX NEWS
 
2013-01-22 07:50:25 AM  
It's a newsworthy event when an escalator in DC *is* working properly.
 
2013-01-22 07:53:53 AM  

somedude210: man, the trolls are out early today


This is Fark, it's all trolls all the time.

Just try posting something that supports a conservative postition, and you'll see what I mean.
 
2013-01-22 07:54:09 AM  
Heh... These people are ridiculous.

I was watching C-SPAN yesterday morning (Yeah, I know... But I actually like C-SPAN) and they had someone call in on the Republican line from Virginia, who was lamenting that Obama was placing his hand on a Bible for the oath...

He said something along the lines of: "I don't care who the Bible belongs to, but there are still a lot of questions about what religion this president is and I think it's a travesty... I'm going to spend the morning cleaning my attic."

Lol... Ridiculous.
 
2013-01-22 07:59:52 AM  

keylock71: Heh... These people are ridiculous.

I was watching C-SPAN yesterday morning (Yeah, I know... But I actually like C-SPAN) and they had someone call in on the Republican line from Virginia, who was lamenting that Obama was placing his hand on a Bible for the oath...

He said something along the lines of: "I don't care who the Bible belongs to, but there are still a lot of questions about what religion this president is and I think it's a travesty... I'm going to spend the morning cleaning my attic."

Lol... Ridiculous.


static.someecards.com
 
2013-01-22 08:09:48 AM  

Mad Tea Party: It's a newsworthy event when an escalator in DC *is* working properly.


Odd, I found last month that the Metro and Smithsonian had plenty of working escalators.
 
2013-01-22 08:09:55 AM  

shotglasss: somedude210: man, the trolls are out early today

This is Fark, it's all trolls all the time.

Just try posting something that supports a conservative postition, and you'll see what I mean.


If conservatives took potions beyond "whatever obama says is bad/Kenyan Muslim usurper!!!!" we could have a decent discussion. But since the movement has devolved into pooh-flinging and full on crazy you really can't expect any engagement other than our ridicule and scorn.
 
2013-01-22 08:12:24 AM  
I thought it was questionable how, during Fox News' coverage of the preparations for the inauguration, Bill O'Reilly kept referring to several spots in the D.C. area that would, "be a great spot for anybody with a high powered sniper rifle, I'm just sayin'..."
 
2013-01-22 08:12:55 AM  

Tax Boy: keylock71: Heh... These people are ridiculous.

I was watching C-SPAN yesterday morning (Yeah, I know... But I actually like C-SPAN) and they had someone call in on the Republican line from Virginia, who was lamenting that Obama was placing his hand on a Bible for the oath...

He said something along the lines of: "I don't care who the Bible belongs to, but there are still a lot of questions about what religion this president is and I think it's a travesty... I'm going to spend the morning cleaning my attic."

Lol... Ridiculous.

[static.someecards.com image 420x294]


Of course... These folks were full of righteous indignation and outright hatred for Obama before the man even took office.

It's not really surprising to see them continue to act like petulant, ignorant children going into Obama's second term.
 
2013-01-22 08:15:58 AM  
Boy they were bitter during the parade. I flipped over a few times and laughed.
 
2013-01-22 08:19:53 AM  

shotglasss: somedude210: man, the trolls are out early today

This is Fark, it's all trolls all the time.

Just try posting something that supports a conservative postition, and you'll see what I mean.


I'm sorry, let me see if I can grasp the conservative positions you've supported so far. In reference to the President of the United States of America, you want to know why he hasn't personally cancelled the Inaugural Ball, seated himself at the right hand of the Father, and given your job to a black guy.

There's a reason your posts are in grey and labeled 'is a moron', dude.
 
2013-01-22 08:23:23 AM  
Those are called "stairs", Fox.
 
2013-01-22 08:24:28 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-22 08:28:07 AM  

keylock71: Heh... These people are ridiculous.

I was watching C-SPAN yesterday morning (Yeah, I know... But I actually like C-SPAN) and they had someone call in on the Republican line from Virginia, who was lamenting that Obama was placing his hand on a Bible for the oath...

He said something along the lines of: "I don't care who the Bible belongs to, but there are still a lot of questions about what religion this president is and I think it's a travesty... I'm going to spend the morning cleaning my attic."

Lol... Ridiculous.


I'm curious what their attic has to do with anything, though.
 
2013-01-22 08:33:34 AM  

incendi: The escalators are temporarily stairs... sorry for the convenience.


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
onemansblog.com
 
2013-01-22 08:35:15 AM  

jayhawk88: I'm curious what their attic has to do with anything, though.


Beats me... He sounded like an older gentleman. I guess he was just saying he didn't have plans to watch the actual inauguration because Obama isn't really a Christian. *shrugs*

Who farking knows? But the butthurt was palpable in his voice. I think these types of folks should just come right out and say what really pisses them off about this president. They'd probably have less heartburn and shiat-stained pants. : )
 
2013-01-22 08:51:49 AM  

shotglasss: Just try posting something that supports a conservative postition, and you'll see what I mean.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-22 08:58:34 AM  
I remember when I was youngish I went to the Ballpark in Arlington and wound up in the nosebleed section. I remember riding the escalator and being amazed at how tall it was, and how high I got in the place.

But now, with a degree in mechanical engineering and having spent 16 months walking up a hundred foot tower, there's nothing remarkable about a really high escalator. By the time you become a CTO there's no room for fear of heights.
 
2013-01-22 09:00:40 AM  
Wow, you sure farked that meme up subs.
 
2013-01-22 09:55:23 AM  

jayhawk88: keylock71: Heh... These people are ridiculous.

I was watching C-SPAN yesterday morning (Yeah, I know... But I actually like C-SPAN) and they had someone call in on the Republican line from Virginia, who was lamenting that Obama was placing his hand on a Bible for the oath...

He said something along the lines of: "I don't care who the Bible belongs to, but there are still a lot of questions about what religion this president is and I think it's a travesty... I'm going to spend the morning cleaning my attic."

Lol... Ridiculous.

I'm curious what their attic has to do with anything, though.


I know. Clearly his problem is in the belfry area.
 
2013-01-22 10:02:04 AM  

keylock71: Heh... These people are ridiculous.

I was watching C-SPAN yesterday morning (Yeah, I know... But I actually like C-SPAN) and they had someone call in on the Republican line from Virginia, who was lamenting that Obama was placing his hand on a Bible for the oath...

He said something along the lines of: "I don't care who the Bible belongs to, but there are still a lot of questions about what religion this president is and I think it's a travesty... I'm going to spend the morning cleaning my attic."

Lol... Ridiculous.


fc01.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-22 10:40:02 AM  

shotglasss: Just try posting something that supports a conservative postition, and you'll see what I mean.


There are no conservative positions. Just positioned conservatives.
 
2013-01-22 11:03:55 AM  
THE EXERCISE IS GOOD FOR YOU, FATASS!!!
 
2013-01-22 11:48:39 AM  
"The escalators going up to the next level have stopped working"

That would be because the Fox news crew is at the bottom.
 
2013-01-22 11:53:53 AM  

zackthebass: incendi: The escalators are temporarily stairs... sorry for the convenience.

Came for this, leaving satisfied.
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2013-01-22 12:38:36 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: keylock71: Heh... These people are ridiculous.

I was watching C-SPAN yesterday morning (Yeah, I know... But I actually like C-SPAN) and they had someone call in on the Republican line from Virginia, who was lamenting that Obama was placing his hand on a Bible for the oath...

He said something along the lines of: "I don't care who the Bible belongs to, but there are still a lot of questions about what religion this president is and I think it's a travesty... I'm going to spend the morning cleaning my attic."

Lol... Ridiculous.

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"verbatim"
 
2013-01-22 01:37:33 PM  
I went to the Commander-in-Chief's ball last night...and yeah, it sucked.  Standing for 5 hours to get a combined total of 10 minutes of Obama and Biden....with no hand shakes or anything.

At least it was free.

Except for the $10 drinks...

And my wife's dress....

...and shoes...

..and other shoes...
 
2013-01-22 03:00:18 PM  

shotglasss: somedude210: man, the trolls are out early today

This is Fark, it's all trolls all the time.

Just try posting something that supports a conservative postition, and you'll see what I mean.


That's odd, people like hubiestubert≤/b> manage to put forwards conservative viewpoints and don't get accused of being trolls.

I wonder why?
 
2013-01-22 03:05:03 PM  

Rueened: shotglasss: somedude210: man, the trolls are out early today

This is Fark, it's all trolls all the time.

Just try posting something that supports a conservative postition, and you'll see what I mean.

That's odd, people like hubiestubert manage to put forward conservative viewpoints and don't get accused of being trolls.

I wonder why?


Dammit to hell, the markup has foiled me again.
 
2013-01-22 03:10:14 PM  

Rueened: shotglasss: somedude210: man, the trolls are out early today

This is Fark, it's all trolls all the time.

Just try posting something that supports a conservative postition, and you'll see what I mean.

That's odd, people like hubiestubert≤/b> manage to put forwards conservative viewpoints and don't get accused of being trolls.

I wonder why?


usually by not putting forth conservative viewpoints.
That's how he does it.
 
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