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(Huffington Post)   The government is turning kids gay by poisoning them with chemicals in their juice boxes   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 131
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2013-01-22 08:12:19 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-22 08:14:07 AM
Figures. I drank a lot of Hi-C when I was a kid.
 
2013-01-22 08:31:56 AM

Cythraul: Figures. I drank a lot of Hi-C when I was a kid.


productnutrition.thecoca-colacompany.com
 
2013-01-22 08:32:46 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Cythraul: Figures. I drank a lot of Hi-C when I was a kid.

[productnutrition.thecoca-colacompany.com image 295x350]


But it was so tasty and fruity!
 
2013-01-22 08:44:34 AM
I wonder if I can buy some pot from him. He must have access to the good stuff.
 
2013-01-22 08:53:00 AM
We didn't have juice boxes when I was a kid.  I had to turn gay the old fashioned way - a lot of hard work a plethora of penises!

You kids today are just lazy.
 
2013-01-22 08:54:10 AM

Diogenes: We didn't have juice boxes when I was a kid.  I had to turn gay the old fashioned way - a lot of hard work a plethora of penises!

You kids today are just lazy.


Hey, I put in my hours at the glory hole too!
 
2013-01-22 09:03:42 AM
Yay!  Gay fruit juices!
 
2013-01-22 09:04:52 AM
that's why the god-fearing folks over at capri sun spent all that money creating a boxless juice container.
 
2013-01-22 09:10:05 AM
So it has nothing to do with the soil around Des Moines, Iowa?
 
2013-01-22 09:16:39 AM
But doesn't this mean less welfare babies? THINK PEOPLE!

Less welfare babies, more hair stylists and interior decorators. This is great news for the Job Creators. Why does our Dear Author hate America and Free Enterprise?
 
2013-01-22 09:17:52 AM
Better gay than eaten by a Bilderberger, I suppose.
 
2013-01-22 09:43:38 AM

xanadian: I wonder if I can buy some pot from him. He must have access to the good stuff.


That ain't pot, no true stoner is able to get as worked up into a frenzy as this jackass.

Maybe bath salts.  Or PCP.
 
2013-01-22 09:50:26 AM
What chemical made him stupid?
 
2013-01-22 09:52:35 AM

Revek: What chemical made him stupid?


Farkitol.
 
2013-01-22 09:52:49 AM

thomps: that's why the god-fearing folks over at capri sun spent all that money creating a boxless juice container.


I see what you did there.
 
2013-01-22 09:53:16 AM
Huh, that finally makes sense of why my four-year old son wants to marry Jack and the beanstalk's husband. That little goon loves the juice.
 
2013-01-22 09:54:05 AM

hubiestubert: But doesn't this mean less welfare babies? THINK PEOPLE!

Less welfare babies, more hair stylists and interior decorators. This is great news for the Job Creators. Why does our Dear Author hate America and Free Enterprise?


Now that you mention it, imokaywiththis.jpg!

Dafodude: xanadian: I wonder if I can buy some pot from him. He must have access to the good stuff.

That ain't pot, no true stoner is able to get as worked up into a frenzy as this jackass.

Maybe bath salts.  Or PCP.


This type of disassociative halucination has to be the result of PCP.
 
2013-01-22 09:55:03 AM

Cythraul: I_Am_Weasel: Cythraul: Figures. I drank a lot of Hi-C when I was a kid.

[productnutrition.thecoca-colacompany.com image 295x350]

But it was so tasty and fruity!


So THAT's why some people call gay people "fruits."
 
2013-01-22 09:55:53 AM
Finally, a wingnut finds a reason to be concerned about poisons in our food and environment.

Of course, it's a wingnut reason.
 
2013-01-22 09:57:35 AM
We drank manly drinks...

www.nerdist.com
 
2013-01-22 09:57:53 AM
So the government wants less people? Don't more people create more income for the government?
 
2013-01-22 09:58:09 AM
weedoom.com

Could be worst.
 
2013-01-22 09:58:47 AM
And here I always thought it was the devil making the gays.

UNLESS. OMG.

OBAMERMAID IS TEH DEBIL!?!?!
 
2013-01-22 10:00:36 AM
 
2013-01-22 10:01:25 AM

Diogenes: We didn't have juice boxes when I was a kid.  I had to turn gay the old fashioned way - a lot of hard work a plethora of penises!

You kids today are just lazy.


Your magic penises do nothing!

None of those penises ever prevented me from enjoying the tennis at Eastbourne.

/obviously, I need to try harder
 
2013-01-22 10:01:34 AM
...nevermind, Boobies beat me.
//nothing to see here
 
2013-01-22 10:02:50 AM
Alex Jones, showing you everything the magician wants you to see. What a farking tool, paid shill who earns his keep by keeping the signal to noise ratio somewhere south of 1:1 by shreiking about mind control chemicals in the toothpaste and missiles strapped to jetliners.
 
2013-01-22 10:04:15 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [weedoom.com image 500x750]

Could be worst.


www.allhotnewz.info

I love how the slide show gives us more than one example of how homosexuality was really the driving force behind Naziism, despite all those photoshopped pictures of gays in concentration camps.
 
2013-01-22 10:05:28 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [weedoom.com image 500x750]

Could be worst wurst.


FTFY.

/Why do they always blame the juice?
 
2013-01-22 10:06:16 AM
I saw this gem posted by someone on FB the other day (an acquaintance who is soon to be deleted)

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-22 10:06:37 AM
It all makes sense now. Fruit juice is in the vaccines.
 
2013-01-22 10:06:53 AM
This sounds like Alan Watts loony stuff.

DNRTFA
 
2013-01-22 10:08:28 AM

ciberido: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [weedoom.com image 500x750]

Could be worst.

[www.allhotnewz.info image 300x197]

I love how the slide show gives us more than one example of how homosexuality was really the driving force behind Naziism, despite all those photoshopped pictures of gays in concentration camps.


Ever notice how when organizations apologize to the various groups abused by the Nazi regime how they often leave out the gays?
 
2013-01-22 10:08:39 AM
cdn-b.static-modernmom.com Totally gay.
 
2013-01-22 10:09:42 AM
i1151.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-22 10:10:57 AM

Revek: What chemical made him stupid?


Sugar of lead, perhaps?
 
2013-01-22 10:11:52 AM
Do they have juice boxes in Iran?
 
2013-01-22 10:13:28 AM
So fluoride is feminizing our young boys?

Wait, isn't fluoride supposed to prevent cavities?
 
2013-01-22 10:16:06 AM

pxlboy: I saw this gem posted by someone on FB the other day (an acquaintance who is soon to be deleted)

[i.imgur.com image 422x544]


Whatever you do, don't tell him about the Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy.

/The first rule of Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy Club is, "Don't talk about Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy Club."
 
2013-01-22 10:16:21 AM

Kibbler: Finally, a wingnut finds a reason to be concerned about poisons in our food and environment.

Of course, it's a wingnut reason.


Exactly, we can use this for the greater good. Just trick wingnuts into doing the right thing for the wrong reason.

Tell them that air pollution encourages teenage sex, or that obesity is linked with abortions. Solve a lot of problems.
 
2013-01-22 10:17:04 AM
The US government admits to experimentation in forcibly making people gay but a juicebox is a poor way to deliver the payload, Alex. I mean, what War Defense Contractor could make money from that?
 
2013-01-22 10:18:12 AM
A man a plan a canal Panama?
 
2013-01-22 10:18:21 AM
I had a roommate that listened to Jones' drivel all day. I couldn't stand it anymore and had to move out. The paranoid ranting from both Jones and himself got to be more than my already overworked woo-filter could handle.
 
2013-01-22 10:18:43 AM
This explains why I'm straight.

/drank a lot of Tang
 
2013-01-22 10:19:04 AM
Jones is also worried about MSG in Kettle Chips

Well, that explains why there are so few Chinese people on Earth.
 
2013-01-22 10:19:49 AM
So the juice-box manufacturers want to turn all our kids gay.
So they won't have kids of their own.
So nobody will buy juice boxes in the future.

Doesn't sound like a very good business plan to me.
 
2013-01-22 10:23:25 AM
Ahhh, BPA. The Alar of the '10s.
 
2013-01-22 10:24:04 AM

alabasterblack: A man a plan a canal Panama?


Burma Shave?
 
2013-01-22 10:26:35 AM
How else did they expect us to deal with both overpopulation AND Christianity?!?! Juice boxes of course!!!!
 
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