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(AZ Family)   Just like the rest of us, Phil Mickelson is feeling the squeeze of recent tax hikes and is rethinking plans to buy a major league baseball team   (azfamily.com) divider line 69
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2013-01-22 08:08:31 AM
First world problems....
 
2013-01-22 08:10:07 AM
1% issues.

I see Texas getting a new resident.
 
2013-01-22 08:11:08 AM
Booo farking hoo
 
2013-01-22 08:15:35 AM
Is this the guy with the dead eyes, starring in some pharma commercial? He needs to save up his money and buy a human soul.
 
2013-01-22 08:16:10 AM
Yeah, you dumbass liberals can start complaining about Mickelson or anyone else after you actually start paying income taxes like the rest of us. He pays more tax in one year than you freeloading tax-cheats will in your entire lives. When you make almost no actual contribution to our society via taxes, you sure as hell shouldn't get any say in how those taxes are spent.
 
2013-01-22 08:16:33 AM
Hell yah Phil! You earned you keep it!
 
2013-01-22 08:17:47 AM
Totally thought he was into getting ass reamed.

weblogs.baltimoresun.com
 
2013-01-22 08:17:54 AM

Freud's Cigar: Is this the guy with the dead eyes, starring in some pharma commercial? He needs to save up his money and buy a human soul.


Every time one of those retarded commercials come on I change the channel. I feel sorry for his wife for the horror she probably experiences every time he stares at her with is dead eyes as he puts his hole in one in her.
 
2013-01-22 08:18:38 AM

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, you dumbass liberals can start complaining about Mickelson or anyone else after you actually start paying income taxes like the rest of us. He pays more tax in one year than you freeloading tax-cheats will in your entire lives. When you make almost no actual contribution to our society via taxes, you sure as hell shouldn't get any say in how those taxes are spent.


You need some coffee

/liberal that pays more than most
// dual income
 
2013-01-22 08:19:07 AM

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, you dumbass liberals can start complaining about Mickelson or anyone else after you actually start paying income taxes like the rest of us. He pays more tax in one year than you freeloading tax-cheats will in your entire lives. When you make almost no actual contribution to our society via taxes, you sure as hell shouldn't get any say in how those taxes are spent.


Unsure if serious or trolling. I thought trolling, but name looks 100% authentic, so...huh.
 
2013-01-22 08:19:16 AM

JusticeandIndependence: WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, you dumbass liberals can start complaining about Mickelson or anyone else after you actually start paying income taxes like the rest of us. He pays more tax in one year than you freeloading tax-cheats will in your entire lives. When you make almost no actual contribution to our society via taxes, you sure as hell shouldn't get any say in how those taxes are spent.

You need some coffee

/liberal that pays more than most
// dual income


HTML fail. Dual income no kids
 
2013-01-22 08:21:30 AM
Really surprised he hasn't already moved to a state with no income taxes. Anybody that makes over $250K that can relocate their job/company to a state with no income tax should move. Those states want you there and the states that you're leaving behind are filled with crybaby libersals that only like you for the money they can steal from you. It's a win-win.
 
2013-01-22 08:28:53 AM
what a great culture we have where a golfer can cry about being taxed so much he can't buy a major league sports team.
 
2013-01-22 08:30:13 AM
"If you add up all the federal and you look at the disability and the unemployment and the Social Security and the state, my tax rate's 62, 63 percent," Mickelson said

Yeah right, I wonder how much he really pays after his tax lawyer is done putting it through all the loopholes and accounting tricks.
 
2013-01-22 08:34:22 AM

JusticeandIndependence: JusticeandIndependence: WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, you dumbass liberals can start complaining about Mickelson or anyone else after you actually start paying income taxes like the rest of us. He pays more tax in one year than you freeloading tax-cheats will in your entire lives. When you make almost no actual contribution to our society via taxes, you sure as hell shouldn't get any say in how those taxes are spent.

You need some coffee

/liberal that pays more than most
// dual income

HTML fail. Dual income no kids


liberal = dink. Most of us knew that already
 
2013-01-22 08:34:58 AM

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, you dumbass liberals can start complaining about Mickelson or anyone else after you actually start paying income taxes like the rest of us. He pays more tax in one year than you freeloading tax-cheats will in your entire lives. When you make almost no actual contribution to our society via taxes, you sure as hell shouldn't get any say in how those taxes are spent.


Hurr durr 2/10
 
2013-01-22 08:40:08 AM

Fluxinator: Really surprised he hasn't already moved to a state with no income taxes. Anybody that makes over $250K that can relocate their job/company to a state with no income tax should move. Those states want you there and the states that you're leaving behind are filled with crybaby libersals that only like you for the money they can steal from you. It's a win-win.


In my experience, people are willing to pay for what they perceive as improved quality of life. You know, kinda like how he *could* live in a run-down hillbilly shack much more cheaply, but chooses not to.

If he hasn't moved elsewhere yet, two possibilities come to mind: He considers the Horrible Awful Taxes to be worth it in exchange for living where he does, but still biatches about it, or 2) he wants to biatch about it more than he wants to do something about it. Neither is particularly endearing.
 
2013-01-22 08:43:29 AM

Rav Tokomi: "If you add up all the federal and you look at the disability and the unemployment and the Social Security and the state, my tax rate's 62, 63 percent," Mickelson said

Yeah right, I wonder how much he really pays after his tax lawyer is done putting it through all the loopholes and accounting tricks.


At his income level and the way he gets his money (endorsements & prize winnings) I wouldn't be surprised if it was that high. It's not like he can use carried interest, etc. like the Wall Street guys can.

I consider myself fairly liberal but anyone paying 60% of their income in taxes is getting the shaft. No one should be paying that much.
 
2013-01-22 08:45:10 AM
"And I'm going to have to make some drastic changes. I'm not going to jump the gun and do it right away, but I will be making some drastic changes...I'm not sure what exactly, you know, I'm going to do yet,"

And yet you've announced that you're going to do *something*. What we have here, folks, is an attention whore.

He's left all his options open. He could announce next week that after a lot of soul-searching, he decided to make the switch from whole milk to 2%.
 
2013-01-22 08:52:22 AM
oh woe is him. I tell you what Phil, I can get you a much lower tax rate, all you have to do is give up your Scrooge McDuck swimming pool of money and take an office job for $60k/yr and try to support your family on that. You'll probably only have to pay like %10-15 after deductions, it will be great, paradise!
 
2013-01-22 08:52:36 AM
Why doesn't he just get rid of the supermodel and marry some ok-looking billionaire, like that other golfer?
 
2013-01-22 08:57:24 AM
Phil made 61 million in 2011, mostly from endorsements. About the same in 2010. Link

I'm feeling lazy, so I'm just gonna use the first google hits on this for brackets and stuff. Assuming Head of Household, filing single, paying both halves of social security (12.4%), and the 0.9% Medicare tax on income over 200k . Link

I'm not an accountant, just a schlub avoiding work but I'm getting ~28.3 million in taxes. That's an effective rate of 46.3%.

"If you add up all the federal and you look at the disability and the unemployment and the Social Security and the state, my tax rate's 62, 63 percent," Of course I don't know what unemployment is for him. As far as I know that's paid by employers, so I guess he's got his own Phil Mickelson, Inc. kind of thing going on, but then we're talking business taxes and not personal taxes and everything goes tits up.
Anyone want to expand on this?
 
2013-01-22 08:57:40 AM

mbrother: Why doesn't he just get rid of the supermodel and marry some ok-looking billionaire, like that other golfer?


I don't think Tiger is a billionaire anymore
 
2013-01-22 09:09:31 AM

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, you dumbass liberals can start complaining about Mickelson or anyone else after you actually start paying income taxes like the rest of us. He pays more tax in one year than you freeloading tax-cheats will in your entire lives. When you make almost no actual contribution to our society via taxes, you sure as hell shouldn't get any say in how those taxes are spent.


You're 100% right. Tiger Woods has paid more taxes than Phil Mickelson, so he's clearly a better human being..

These dumbass liberals don't seem to realise that Tiger Woods and Newt Gingrich are the very epitome of family values. Stupid libtards seem to think it's about loyalty and useless shiat like that. LOL.

/PS: from what I've heard, Mickelson is an utter douchebag. Mention that one great shot you played one time? Phil always has a story about how he played a better shot.
 
2013-01-22 09:15:18 AM

Mutated-Snoopy: Phil made 61 million in 2011, mostly from endorsements. About the same in 2010. Link

I'm feeling lazy, so I'm just gonna use the first google hits on this for brackets and stuff. Assuming Head of Household, filing single, paying both halves of social security (12.4%), and the 0.9% Medicare tax on income over 200k . Link

I'm not an accountant, just a schlub avoiding work but I'm getting ~28.3 million in taxes. That's an effective rate of 46.3%.

"If you add up all the federal and you look at the disability and the unemployment and the Social Security and the state, my tax rate's 62, 63 percent," Of course I don't know what unemployment is for him. As far as I know that's paid by employers, so I guess he's got his own Phil Mickelson, Inc. kind of thing going on, but then we're talking business taxes and not personal taxes and everything goes tits up.
Anyone want to expand on this?



As an independent contractor and head of a sole proprietorship LLC I can tell you it is way to complicated for an internet post, but the short story is, you are boned if you don't work for one employer. In my case a friend who works at a major mega bank made the same income as me last year, our deductions are about the same, and he is going to pay about 15% less taxes than I am because of those "employer" contributions. Oh and he also doesn't have to pay an accountant $6500 a year to keep him out of trouble with the IRS.

/Tax System is much too complex
 
2013-01-22 09:15:31 AM

JusticeandIndependence: Booo farking hoo


I love people who just read one part and then say shiat like this, what's really a travesty is that they are starting what amounts to a 65% tax rate. I don't know anyone who would pay that much and not biatch about it, well except for complete morons.

Everyone keeps screaming tax the hell out of the evil rich never thinking they will eventually find somewhere else to live.
 
2013-01-22 09:17:18 AM

Tom_Slick: Mutated-Snoopy: Phil made 61 million in 2011, mostly from endorsements. About the same in 2010. Link

I'm feeling lazy, so I'm just gonna use the first google hits on this for brackets and stuff. Assuming Head of Household, filing single, paying both halves of social security (12.4%), and the 0.9% Medicare tax on income over 200k . Link

I'm not an accountant, just a schlub avoiding work but I'm getting ~28.3 million in taxes. That's an effective rate of 46.3%.

"If you add up all the federal and you look at the disability and the unemployment and the Social Security and the state, my tax rate's 62, 63 percent," Of course I don't know what unemployment is for him. As far as I know that's paid by employers, so I guess he's got his own Phil Mickelson, Inc. kind of thing going on, but then we're talking business taxes and not personal taxes and everything goes tits up.
Anyone want to expand on this?


As an independent contractor and head of a sole proprietorship LLC I can tell you it is way to complicated for an internet post, but the short story is, you are boned if you don't work for one employer. In my case a friend who works at a major mega bank made the same income as me last year, our deductions are about the same, and he is going to pay about 15% less taxes than I am because of those "employer" contributions. Oh and he also doesn't have to pay an accountant $6500 a year to keep him out of trouble with the IRS.

/Tax System is much too complex


They just need to blow it up, use a flat tax or even a consumer based tax with triggers set in for basic living expenses.
 
2013-01-22 09:20:22 AM
Phil Mickelson is a goober. That is all.
 
2013-01-22 09:22:44 AM

steamingpile: JusticeandIndependence: Booo farking hoo

I love people who just read one part and then say shiat like this, what's really a travesty is that they are starting what amounts to a 65% tax rate. I don't know anyone who would pay that much and not biatch about it, well except for complete morons.

Everyone keeps screaming tax the hell out of the evil rich never thinking they will eventually find somewhere else to live.


Well, see ya. Because there are lots of places with the same general standard of living as America with lower tax rates
 
2013-01-22 09:23:03 AM

blindio: I don't think Tiger is a billionaire anymore


Not him.
 
2013-01-22 09:24:27 AM
And this is news worthy because?
 
2013-01-22 09:24:59 AM

NeoBad: And this is news worthy because?


NeoBad: And this is news worthy because?


Because we are Taxed Enough Already!
 
2013-01-22 09:27:22 AM
Again, Phil Mickelson's fellow pros think that he's a boastful asshole who routinely denigrates their achievements.

Hate Tiger all you want, but he's respected by his fellow professionals for playing at a completely different and higher level.
 
2013-01-22 09:28:37 AM
Wouldn't he get a tax break for buying the Padres? It would be charitable donation.

/Tigers' fan
//Just like the Tigers, Phil doesn't know what to do with the goal he was reaching for.
 
2013-01-22 09:31:48 AM

steamingpile: I love people who just read one part and then say shiat like this, what's really a travesty is that they are starting what amounts to a 65% tax rate


A 65% tax rate? I'd love to see the math on that.
 
2013-01-22 09:38:53 AM

Mutated-Snoopy: Phil made 61 million in 2011, mostly from endorsements. About the same in 2010. Link

I'm feeling lazy, so I'm just gonna use the first google hits on this for brackets and stuff. Assuming Head of Household, filing single, paying both halves of social security (12.4%), and the 0.9% Medicare tax on income over 200k . Link

I'm not an accountant, just a schlub avoiding work but I'm getting ~28.3 million in taxes. That's an effective rate of 46.3%.

"If you add up all the federal and you look at the disability and the unemployment and the Social Security and the state, my tax rate's 62, 63 percent," Of course I don't know what unemployment is for him. As far as I know that's paid by employers, so I guess he's got his own Phil Mickelson, Inc. kind of thing going on, but then we're talking business taxes and not personal taxes and everything goes tits up.
Anyone want to expand on this?


I think you counted his whole income for the SS tax. That tax ends after $110k (for 2012).
 
2013-01-22 09:45:40 AM

steamingpile: They just need to blow it up, use a flat tax or even a consumer based tax with triggers set in for basic living expenses.


You have no idea how much I would like that, even if my tax rate went up 5% I would still come out on the plus side after dumping my accountant.
 
2013-01-22 09:46:08 AM
If he's paying 60+% in taxes, then he needs to either fire his accountant or hire one. Social Security phases out after a certain income level, so that doesn't affect much. Then the tax rate increases are on marginal rates, not on all income. He might be biatching about that now, but those marginal rates used to be much, much higher.
 
2013-01-22 09:47:36 AM

dsmith42: I think you counted his whole income for the SS tax. That tax ends after $110k (for 2012).


azpenguin: If he's paying 60+% in taxes, then he needs to either fire his accountant or hire one. Social Security phases out after a certain income level, so that doesn't affect much. Then the tax rate increases are on marginal rates, not on all income. He might be biatching about that now, but those marginal rates used to be much, much higher.


And let's not forget that he can deduct his state and local taxes on his federal return.
 
2013-01-22 09:48:45 AM
So, jacking up tax rates on the wealthy means they'll just up and move someplace that DOESN'T rob them? Wow, didn't see that com...no, wait. Yeah, pretty much everyone who isn't an effing retard saw that one coming.

But when those of you who are shaking your tiny fists at the guy who doesn't feel like he should give 2/3 of his income to the government and has the means to ensure that he doesn't are done...think about who the government will tax next to pay for their lavish spending.

Gee, who WILL they turn to once the rich aren't within reach anymore? I mean, apparently reducing spending is a ludicrous idea so we can go ahead and scrap that idiot notion, right? But where oh where will they get that money from? Yep...that's a real stumper isn't it?
 
2013-01-22 09:54:15 AM

craig328: give 2/3 of his income to the government


Derp.
 
2013-01-22 09:56:41 AM
Call me crazy but even if he paid 62% he still made 20+ million for swinging a club. Maybe he can move some place where there are no taxes and watch his sponsorship money start to dry up. Nobody likes a greedy ass.
 
2013-01-22 10:01:49 AM
I despise Phil and everything he stands for. He's a whitebread conservative prick and should move to Russia with Depardieu. Maybe at least he'd get some decent tail then, instead of that half-dead wife he keeps porking.

It's also pretty funny how all the neocons seem to be freshly pissed off this past week. Must be due to the inauguration. It would really be f*cking sweet if Tiger had an awesome year this year. Oh, how we would laugh, ha ha ha. Almost like when Barack won another four years.
 
2013-01-22 10:08:57 AM

kronicfeld: craig328: give 2/3 of his income to the government

Derp.


Yeah, I did that just for you. I'm sensitive to the fact that Fark shelters some of the lowest IQ denizens on the intarwebz and knew that using actual numbers would probably result in an epileptic fit of sorts to some. But here, let's give it a try anyway (FTFA):

"If you add up all the federal and you look at the disability and the unemployment and the Social Security and the state, my tax rate's 62, 63 percent," Mickelson said. "So I've got to make some decisions on what I'm going to do."

So yeah, 2/3 = 66.66% percent and that's close to 62-63...so I did this nifty thing called "rounding". Surely, you've heard of it. It was all the rage in second grade math classes. Sorry if that caused you to tighten the chin strap on your helmet. It's just numbers and people making responsible decisions. Ask a grown up about it sometime.
 
2013-01-22 10:10:59 AM

craig328: So yeah, 2/3 = 66.66% percent and that's close to 62-63...so I did this nifty thing called "rounding". Surely, you've heard of it. It was all the rage in second grade math classes. Sorry if that caused you to tighten the chin strap on your helmet. It's just numbers and people making responsible decisions. Ask a grown up about it sometime.


Oh, so you're just taking his whining as gospel. I see.
 
2013-01-22 10:12:01 AM
Oh STFU. You play a game and make millions of dollars, go kick rocks douchebag. I love clowns like this guy. As if I'm supposed to be worried about his tax rate? To bad. I like that better than having mine go up.
 
2013-01-22 10:14:45 AM

craig328: So, jacking up tax rates on the wealthy means they'll just up and move someplace that DOESN'T rob them? Wow, didn't see that com...no, wait. Yeah, pretty much everyone who isn't an effing retard saw that one coming.

But when those of you who are shaking your tiny fists at the guy who doesn't feel like he should give 2/3 of his income to the government and has the means to ensure that he doesn't are done...think about who the government will tax next to pay for their lavish spending.

Gee, who WILL they turn to once the rich aren't within reach anymore? I mean, apparently reducing spending is a ludicrous idea so we can go ahead and scrap that idiot notion, right? But where oh where will they get that money from? Yep...that's a real stumper isn't it?


I understand the Phil is annoyed about his tax bill. But he can afford anything he wants. His is paid by his fans who can not afford anything they want, so him biatching publicly about money in any way is going to be perceived as arrogant by a lot of people. It is ultimately self defeating, since being an asshole will lose you fans. Making an ostentatious display of moving out of the country ( which btw has the one of the lowest taxes in the developed world ) will just add to that effect.

Tax policy aside Phil is being an asshole.
 
2013-01-22 10:15:19 AM

steamingpile: JusticeandIndependence: Booo farking hoo

I love people who just read one part and then say shiat like this, what's really a travesty is that they are starting what amounts to a 65% tax rate. I don't know anyone who would pay that much and not biatch about it, well except for complete morons.

Everyone keeps screaming tax the hell out of the evil rich never thinking they will eventually find somewhere else to live.


Well... bye.
 
2013-01-22 10:22:51 AM
So he wants do what he wants to do with his own money? What a bastard!
 
2013-01-22 10:33:33 AM

kronicfeld: dsmith42: I think you counted his whole income for the SS tax. That tax ends after $110k (for 2012).

azpenguin: If he's paying 60+% in taxes, then he needs to either fire his accountant or hire one. Social Security phases out after a certain income level, so that doesn't affect much. Then the tax rate increases are on marginal rates, not on all income. He might be biatching about that now, but those marginal rates used to be much, much higher.

And let's not forget that he can deduct his state and local taxes on his federal return.


I didn't include ANY deductions whatsoever. I just saw the 65% quote felt the need to double check that. Top marginal rate in CA is 10.3%. Top Federal rate is 35%. Those two combined is still almost 20 points lower than what he's saying and those are the two big ones. So my math is this:

CA taxes
1%x7124 + 2%x9,766 + 4%x9,767 + 6%x10,348 + 8%x9,761 + 9.3%x953,234 + 10.3%x60E6 = $6,270,710 (98% of that from the top bracket)

Federal income taxes
10%x12400 + 15%x34,950 +25%x74,950 + 28%x75,750 + 33%x190,300 + 35%x60611650 = $21,323,307 (99.5% of that from the top bracket)

Medicare tax (0.9% on everything over 200k)
(61E6 - 200,000) x 0.9% = $547,200

Social Security
12.4% (self employed rate) on the first 113,700 = $14,099

Total - $28,155,315 out of $61,000,000.

While I don't match my initial calculation (off by 200k), it's still about 46%.

If you deduct the state taxes from from the Federal it drops down to $25,970,265, or about 42.6%.

Like I said, I'm not an accountant and I'm not a tax expert. I'm just trying to remember what the line items are from my paycheck and seeing how they hit him. I don't know how his business structure works and what that does for/against him. I'm just trying to see how he's getting to 2/3rds of his income going to gubmint.
 
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