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(SeattlePI)   Celebrating awkward moments of President Joe Biden, 'America's happy warrior'   (seattlepi.com) divider line 7
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2013-01-22 09:49:09 AM
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Joe Biden's Big Book of Graft

Chapter 3
The Handshake Shakedown

This easy to master maneuver has netted me over twelve watches. Simply, go for the handshake, slip up to the wrist. You have a moment to determine what kind of clasp the watch has. If it's a quick release style, snap it and slide it back. If it looks too hard, make a note of it. You can roll their hotel room for it later.

You can also use this maneuver to slip a bill in to a congressman's pocket. They just assume it came from a lobbyist and will bring anything up for a vote. I was this close to getting the big island of Hawaii renamed Biden Island.
2013-01-22 09:32:56 AM
5 votes:
ww4.hdnux.com

Okay. Everybody clear the room. Got the okay from the wife and there's gonna be some g on g action followed by a VP sandwich. So clear out.
2013-01-22 10:59:04 AM
3 votes:
ww4.hdnux.com

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2013-01-22 10:25:08 AM
1 votes:
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No offense son, but I'm going to have to fark you up now.
2013-01-22 10:11:58 AM
1 votes:
Oh no! He's not a raging stick up the ass prick like Cheney was. Burn him!
2013-01-22 09:30:29 AM
1 votes:
God help us if Joe Hussein O'Biden ever becomes commander in chef.
2013-01-22 09:29:30 AM
1 votes:
The commercial he did for that resort is priceless...

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