Joe Biden's Big Book of Graft

Chapter 3
The Handshake Shakedown

This easy to master maneuver has netted me over twelve watches. Simply, go for the handshake, slip up to the wrist. You have a moment to determine what kind of clasp the watch has. If it's a quick release style, snap it and slide it back. If it looks too hard, make a note of it. You can roll their hotel room for it later.

You can also use this maneuver to slip a bill in to a congressman's pocket. They just assume it came from a lobbyist and will bring anything up for a vote. I was this close to getting the big island of Hawaii renamed Biden Island.

Okay. Everybody clear the room. Got the okay from the wife and there's gonna be some g on g action followed by a VP sandwich. So clear out.

No offense son, but I'm going to have to fark you up now.