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(SeattlePI)   Celebrating awkward moments of President Joe Biden, 'America's happy warrior'   (seattlepi.com) divider line 29
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2013-01-22 09:27:19 AM
"President", Subby?
 
2013-01-22 09:28:06 AM
I thought "Happy Warrior" was a Monica Crowley thing. She's also one of the trolliest trolls around.
 
2013-01-22 09:28:49 AM

KrispyKritter: "President", Subby?


Subby is posting from the future.
 
2013-01-22 09:29:30 AM
The commercial he did for that resort is priceless...

i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-22 09:30:29 AM
God help us if Joe Hussein O'Biden ever becomes commander in chef.
 
2013-01-22 09:32:56 AM
ww4.hdnux.com

Okay. Everybody clear the room. Got the okay from the wife and there's gonna be some g on g action followed by a VP sandwich. So clear out.
 
2013-01-22 09:39:39 AM
Did we ever give Joe the Bird?  What happened with all of that?  I must have missed the thread that had the details.
 
2013-01-22 09:46:49 AM
Anyone else but the Vice President and the biker would be hitting him. That guy is not happy.
 
2013-01-22 09:49:09 AM
ww1.hdnux.com

Joe Biden's Big Book of Graft

Chapter 3
The Handshake Shakedown

This easy to master maneuver has netted me over twelve watches. Simply, go for the handshake, slip up to the wrist. You have a moment to determine what kind of clasp the watch has. If it's a quick release style, snap it and slide it back. If it looks too hard, make a note of it. You can roll their hotel room for it later.

You can also use this maneuver to slip a bill in to a congressman's pocket. They just assume it came from a lobbyist and will bring anything up for a vote. I was this close to getting the big island of Hawaii renamed Biden Island.
 
2013-01-22 09:50:43 AM

KiwDaWabbit: KrispyKritter: "President", Subby?

Subby is posting from the future.


No he's simply reading the article which you clearly did not.
 
2013-01-22 09:52:50 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: God help us if Joe Hussein O'Biden ever becomes commander in chef.


No shiat. Pray for the President Obama's health everyday.
 
2013-01-22 09:59:08 AM

Singleballtheory: KiwDaWabbit: KrispyKritter: "President", Subby?

Subby is posting from the future.

No he's simply reading the article which you clearly did not.


Both scenarios are entirely possible.
 
2013-01-22 10:02:19 AM
i195.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-22 10:02:48 AM

cwolf20: Anyone else but the Vice President and the biker would be hitting him. That guy is not happy.


Probably doesn't hurt that the guys in the dark suits and sunglasses just outside of the picture are giving him the stink eye while resting their thumbs on their belts.
 
2013-01-22 10:11:58 AM
Oh no! He's not a raging stick up the ass prick like Cheney was. Burn him!
 
2013-01-22 10:25:08 AM
i1282.photobucket.com

No offense son, but I'm going to have to fark you up now.
 
2013-01-22 10:38:04 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: God help us if Joe Hussein O'Biden ever becomes commander in chef.

No shiat. Pray for the President Obama's health everyday.


No, not at all - he's quite capable. Let's just thank out lucky stars "The Wonk from Wisconsin" isn't VP to ruin the US with all his wonky math.
 
2013-01-22 10:40:23 AM
I watched Joe Biden being born.

Invasion Of The Body Snatchers
 
2013-01-22 10:42:39 AM
CNET.com gave Biden a 37.5% in its Technology Issues Voter's Guide. They referred to Biden as "Pro-RIAA" and "Pro-FBI" in his file sharing and privacy stances. Biden sponsored a bill that would make it a felony to record internet radio, and signed a letter that urged the United States Department of Justice to prosecute file sharers.

/sounds legit. This guy tried to throttle the internet, and the slurpers love him. Go figure.
 
2013-01-22 10:51:24 AM
It occurs to me that I can't remember what pre-surgery Biden looked like.
 
2013-01-22 10:59:04 AM
ww4.hdnux.com

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-22 11:00:45 AM
"happy warrior"? wtf?
 
2013-01-22 11:55:42 AM

Gyrth: No, not at all - he's quite capable. Let's just thank out lucky stars "The Wonk from Wisconsin"


The sad thing about Ryan is that he's too stupid to be a successful policy wonk.

If you want to see real wonkiness in action, there's an interview Charlie Rose did with Biden about Foreign policy a few years ago. Biden knows his stuff, and could easily have been Sec State.
 
2013-01-22 12:11:24 PM
If you havn't seen it yet, this is a farking hoot.

Bad Lip Reading: Joe Biden
 
2013-01-22 12:12:16 PM
 
2013-01-22 01:05:06 PM

Singleballtheory: KiwDaWabbit: KrispyKritter: "President", Subby?

Subby is posting from the future.

No he's simply reading the article which you clearly did not.


Or subby is really Joe Biden.
 
2013-01-22 01:21:33 PM

Singleballtheory: KiwDaWabbit: KrispyKritter: "President", Subby?

Subby is posting from the future.

No he's simply reading the article which you clearly did not.


Zing!
 
2013-01-22 02:30:15 PM
The simple thought of Joe Biden becoming president does more to protect President Hussein than all the Secret Service put together.
 
2013-01-22 04:26:32 PM
OscarTamerz


He'd both irritate both sides and make both sides happy by forgetting from one day to the next what was policy. I'd bring up fark articles gone by but eh.

Nothing like having someone who makes senility look cute and cuddly in a leadership position. I wonder how long it will be before he'll be caught in a compromising position with a Ronald Mcdonald statue while calling it baby honeybun and asking what she'd like for their wedding anniversary.
 
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