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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)   A news crew was attacked by a swarm of bees during a live report of a mall demolition. No word on where the pile of sugar was found (w/video)   (cbs12.com) divider line 65
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2013-01-22 01:19:52 AM
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Reporting for 1CBS2 News, I"m - AAAAHHH! Not the bees!
 
2013-01-22 01:20:35 AM
Sweet
 
2013-01-22 01:23:46 AM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

/oblig
 
2013-01-22 01:24:41 AM
Music win!!!!
 
2013-01-22 01:25:54 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-22 01:26:19 AM
Was the newscrew being chased by the cops?
 
2013-01-22 01:26:23 AM

Mock26: Music win!!!!


This. That was an awesome choice of music. :D
 
2013-01-22 01:26:42 AM
"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women"
 
2013-01-22 01:27:38 AM
i20.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-22 01:30:12 AM
hotoffpress.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-22 01:37:11 AM
www.fastanddirty.ca
 
2013-01-22 01:37:34 AM
www.metal-archives.com
 
2013-01-22 01:39:18 AM
The news drone should've launched its Hellfire missiles into the hive.
 
2013-01-22 01:40:41 AM
That's some mighty fine camera work, very professional.
 
2013-01-22 01:41:29 AM
I was hoping for a link to the somethingawful thread of the swarm of bees on a swing set!

/gives my lols everytime
 
2013-01-22 01:42:44 AM
Came for the Simpsons and AD. Satisfied, etc
 
2013-01-22 01:48:11 AM
My other favourite Simpsons/bee pic

deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

/hot like a big bee-bit bottom
 
2013-01-22 01:49:11 AM
Oblig
Boo, the pics are gone.
 
2013-01-22 01:51:14 AM

cheap_thoughts: I was hoping for a link to the somethingawful thread of the swarm of bees on a swing set!

/gives my lols everytime


LOL that's just what I posted but the pics aren't there anymore. :(
 
2013-01-22 01:52:42 AM

Baryogenesis: Came for the Simpsons and AD. Satisfied, etc


iampierremenard.files.wordpress.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2013-01-22 01:56:55 AM
Don't worry, BEEEE happy.
 
2013-01-22 02:03:17 AM

the_sidewinder: [i20.photobucket.com image 243x798]


Whoever did that ripped off my favourite Youtube video of all time.
 
2013-01-22 02:04:57 AM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Oblig
Boo, the pics are gone.


Holy Jesus. If anyone knows where those pics are please post a link.
 
2013-01-22 02:05:15 AM
GIF to large to post inline:

Everyone gets bees!
 
2013-01-22 02:06:13 AM
Bad bees! Bad! Ow! OWWWW! They're defending themselves somehow!
 
2013-01-22 02:12:23 AM

elguerodiablo: 7th Son of a 7th Son: Oblig
Boo, the pics are gone.

Holy Jesus. If anyone knows where those pics are please post a link.


here ya go
 
2013-01-22 02:21:21 AM

mr lawson: elguerodiablo: 7th Son of a 7th Son: Oblig
Boo, the pics are gone.

Holy Jesus. If anyone knows where those pics are please post a link.

here ya go


You are beautiful. Thank you so much.
 
2013-01-22 02:30:59 AM
lolbot.net
 
2013-01-22 02:34:28 AM
This would not be a problem if ancient Israel had properly exterminated the Histamines, as God commanded them to.
 
2013-01-22 02:37:07 AM
Everything in Florida wants to kill you.
 
2013-01-22 02:41:29 AM
 
2013-01-22 03:00:45 AM
I was stung on the tongue riding my bike once. I opened my mouth to say something to my parents behind me, and it flew. Made my tongue swell up pretty good, couldn't talk for a few days.

And I got a needle in the ass!

/csb
 
2013-01-22 03:02:20 AM

UncleStumpy: I was stung on the tongue riding my bike once. I opened my mouth to say something to my parents behind me, and it flew. Made my tongue swell up pretty good, couldn't talk for a few days.

And I got a needle in the ass!

/csb


It is comforting to know, friend, that you do not speak with a barbed tongue.
 
2013-01-22 03:06:28 AM
s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com
how is this not up yet?
 
2013-01-22 03:08:58 AM

Markoff_Cheney: how is this not up yet?


Is that from Schindler's List?
 
2013-01-22 03:16:16 AM

twistofsin: GIF to large to post inline:

Everyone gets bees!


That's what I was looking for in this thread.
 
2013-01-22 03:21:28 AM
fullhousereviewed.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-22 03:23:21 AM

Glancing Blow: That's some mighty fine camera work, very professional.


I thought the same thing until I read that it was a farking drone.

Then I thought "Why isn't this motherfarker just shooting missiles at the mall to demolish it??"
 
2013-01-22 03:29:37 AM

NephilimNexus: Everything in Florida wants to kill you.


Yes

Bees (africanized "killer" bees
Snakes (three or four kinds of Rattlesnake, Cotton Mouth, Copperhead, Coral snake)
Bears!
Alligators
Crocodiles (got those too)
Florida Panther
Sharks
amoebic meningoencephalitis
Meth heads
Crack heads
Gangs
Locals with a CCW
Cops
Old people in Buicks and Cadillacs
E. coli
Hurricanes

/I could go on, but it's rather pointless..
 
2013-01-22 03:43:50 AM

LittleSmitty: NephilimNexus: Everything in Florida wants to kill you.

Yes

Bees (africanized "killer" bees
Snakes (three or four kinds of Rattlesnake, Cotton Mouth, Copperhead, Coral snake)
Bears!
Alligators
Crocodiles (got those too)
Florida Panther
Sharks
amoebic meningoencephalitis
Meth heads
Crack heads
Gangs
Locals with a CCW
Cops
Old people in Buicks and Cadillacs
E. coli
Hurricanes

/I could go on, but it's rather pointless..


Disney
burmese pythons
Dexter Morgan
diabetes
fire ants


/just to name a few more
 
2013-01-22 04:00:08 AM
when I was a kid in about the 4th grade, we had this little rack of books they would let you read if you finished your assignment early. On book was about Oscar the grouch. another I fondly remember was about a Chinese fisherman whose pet bird with an iron ring around its neck would help the man catch fish to feed his family.

The other book was about a scientist in south america and his quest to make bees that have more honey. and how one of his creations accidentally got away. and then their numbers grew in size. and then how ordinary innocent people might walk down the street and suddenly get swarmed to death. all because they wore perfume, or perhaps stepped on a twig. horrible gruesome deaths that increased in numbers every single year. all because they were slowly expanding their territory. and every year they moved further and further north. killing without mercy as they went. men, women, even little children. and one day....they will be where you live too....


I don't like bees.
 
2013-01-22 04:00:12 AM

sexorcisst: Dexter Morgan


Most of his victims
 
2013-01-22 04:08:02 AM

log_jammin: if you finished your assignment early


I don't think this is such a thing as free time in schools anymore
 
2013-01-22 04:09:25 AM

libranoelrose: log_jammin: if you finished your assignment early

I don't think this there is such a thing as free time in schools anymore


FTFM
 
2013-01-22 04:10:25 AM

libranoelrose: I don't think this is such a thing as free time in schools anymore


good! they'll never be subjected to the horrors of the bee book.
 
2013-01-22 04:24:16 AM
This thread needs Michael Bay
 
2013-01-22 05:06:29 AM
Oddly enough, I always do like the apiary displays at the state fair where they have the bees behind glass--always have fun pointing out to folks where the queen is, especially when they don't have her marked :D

Then again, we're also talking about nice docile Italian honeybees (yes, there are apparently distinct breeds of honeybees, and the Italian bees tend to be especially gentle for backyard hives and the like), and not Africanised "AAARGH, CHARLIE'S IN THE TREES, STING NAO!" honeybees. :D

(And really, that pretty much IS the difference between most domestic honeybees and the Africanised ones. Domesticated Italian bees are like "Oh, what are you doing to the hive...oo err, smoke, gonna go sleep nao." whilst African honeybees are about as high-strung in their fight-or-flight response as a vet with PTSD at a fireworks show. :P Probably would be OK if someone found a way to invent bee Prozac or something...)
 
2013-01-22 05:45:35 AM
www.nypost.com
/Approves
 
2013-01-22 05:53:06 AM
static.fjcdn.com
 
2013-01-22 05:57:10 AM
For a news crew, that was pretty shiatty video
 
2013-01-22 05:59:24 AM

abhorrent1: For a news crew, that was pretty shiatty video


the news crew was made of bees
 
2013-01-22 06:20:20 AM
cf.drafthouse.com
 
2013-01-22 06:50:00 AM

twistofsin: GIF to large to post inline:

Everyone gets bees!


Came for this.  Leaving fleeing from the bees.

/you get bees, you get bees, you get bees
 
2013-01-22 06:59:50 AM
A deadly Bee weapon... Bee... my god.
 
2013-01-22 07:11:21 AM
cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com
 
2013-01-22 07:33:05 AM
slow news day in Fla ??
A drone to a mall demolition ??
 
2013-01-22 08:07:27 AM
www.southerngaragebands.com
 
2013-01-22 08:47:24 AM

libranoelrose: Glancing Blow: That's some mighty fine camera work, very professional.

I thought the same thing until I read that it was a farking drone.

Then I thought "Why isn't this motherfarker just shooting missiles at the mall to demolish it??"


My thought was "Why are they outside the vehicle if no one is holding the camera?". I figured they simply put a camera on their mast and moved the van into position. I guess they figured it was more fun spending their budget on a toy that irritates bees. Come to think of it, we don't know what the drone looks like. They may have disguise the thing like a large bee as a joke. A joke that backfired, like Bender speaking 'bee' while dressed like a bee.
 
2013-01-22 08:56:08 AM

mr lawson: elguerodiablo: 7th Son of a 7th Son: Oblig
Boo, the pics are gone.

Holy Jesus. If anyone knows where those pics are please post a link.

here ya go


I always love the "87 OCTANE REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR!"

lols everytime.
 
2013-01-22 09:15:02 AM
users.content.ytmnd.com
Vanilla Ice hates bees
 
2013-01-22 12:07:11 PM

lack of warmth: libranoelrose: Glancing Blow: That's some mighty fine camera work, very professional.

I thought the same thing until I read that it was a farking drone.

Then I thought "Why isn't this motherfarker just shooting missiles at the mall to demolish it??"

My thought was "Why are they outside the vehicle if no one is holding the camera?". I figured they simply put a camera on their mast and moved the van into position. I guess they figured it was more fun spending their budget on a toy that irritates bees. Come to think of it, we don't know what the drone looks like. They may have disguise the thing like a large bee as a joke. A joke that backfired, like Bender speaking 'bee' while dressed like a bee.


Actually you can see the drone (one of those four-propeller RC helicopters) at the end of the video. Right around the point where you hear Krusty the Clown inexplicably laughing.
 
2013-01-22 01:54:39 PM
Two be, or 2,000 bees?
 
2013-01-22 03:11:31 PM

libranoelrose: This thread needs Michael Bay


Michael Bee?

/splosions
 
2013-01-22 04:06:12 PM
Nobody put up the link to the bees in the BBQ?

BBQ Bees
 
2013-01-22 08:37:02 PM

larrynightmarehotmail.com: [users.content.ytmnd.com image 350x283]
Vanilla Ice hates bees


lol thank you for that laugh good sir
 
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