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(ABC)   New invention allows doctors to track the medication of mental patients as it flows through your body and doctors can watch you do your dirty, dirty things you whore. Kill them all. Kill them all   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 22
    More: Asinine, New Invention, mental illness, Arthur Caplan, meds, physician-patient privileges, chemical castration, flows, chairman of the board  
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2013-01-22 01:30:21 AM
5 votes:
FTA:  "He said it reminds him of forcing people found guilty of sex crimes to undergo chemical castration because of the consent issues involved."


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2013-01-22 01:37:25 AM
4 votes:

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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2013-01-22 01:16:02 AM
4 votes:
I am already operating under the assumption that God is watching me eveywhere, all the time. Why is my doctor's attention any more important?
2013-01-22 12:16:50 AM
3 votes:

BronyMedic: Dallymo: "Would" track meds?  They're doing it now.  Tracking my meds.  RIGHT NOW.  Oh, they'll deny it.  I see how they look at me when I tell them to STOP TRACKING MY MEDS with their tiny, tiny transmitters.

Naw...I don't even have a doctor, and all I ever take is vitamin D and benadryl.

/that's what makes it so INSIDIOUS!  You bastards!

They're in your teeth, Daily.  But YOU can stop 'em. Just use a hammer and a screwdriver!


Hmm.  This guy's a medic...sounds legit!

I am a little suspicious of your timing, though, because I got an email from my dentist's office today, telling me to call for an appointment.

*narrows eyes*  I'm on to you.
2013-01-21 11:57:07 PM
3 votes:
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2013-01-22 02:34:02 AM
2 votes:
You're right, subby. And the President.knows he's responsible for what's happening to you.

But I still don't see why we can't just attach strings to the mentally ill. You know, long strings to track them - perhaps tied around their ankles - that lead back to a central government processing center.

But there's nothing funny about mental illness. It's the mentally ill themselves who are hilarious.
2013-01-22 01:52:43 AM
2 votes:
New invention allows doctors to track the medication of mental patients as it flows through your body and doctors can watch you do your dirty, dirty things you whore. Kill them all. Kill them all

Yeah, yeah, we all so crazy on Fark.

But seriously--you think that's messed up? They've got this invention now that can track whether mental patients are taking their meds.

I'm sorry, but that is crossing a line. Whatever happened to treating patients with some dignity? It's like, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest came out, and we had about five minutes where we saw mental health patients as human beings. And now we're back to this.

And the worst part is, that's not even the extent of it. I heard somewhere they've got ways to actually track medications so they know if people are taking their meds or not.
2013-01-22 09:40:40 AM
1 votes:
I got away once holding one of those red capsules under my tongue, played like I'd swallowed it, and crushed it open later in the broom closet. For a tick of time, before it all turned into white dust, I saw it was a miniature electronic element like the ones I helped the Radar Corps work with in the Army, microscopic wires and grids and transistors, this one designed to dissolve on contact with air.
2013-01-22 07:50:56 AM
1 votes:
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Herr Morgenstern: Mr. Flibble's very cross. You shouldn't have run away.


Ah, fark... Ok, fine then, how about this:

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2013-01-22 03:48:04 AM
1 votes:
Oh dear crap!

I shall not read news site comments. I shall not read news site comments. I shall not read news site comments. I shall not read news site comments. I shall not read news site comments.

AAAAAAGGHHHHHHH.

God damn I despise humans right now.
2013-01-22 02:29:20 AM
1 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: But Scientology sez psych meds are EVIL!!!!


Don't be glib.
2013-01-22 02:01:07 AM
1 votes:
Would be funnier if they played that song from The Singing Nun over and over while they administered the meds......
2013-01-22 01:56:02 AM
1 votes:
On meds for mental illness, so this is relevant. And my reaction is aw hell naw. Some of those drugs can have gnarly side effects, and you have to stop using them right away. I'd really rather not get the police storming my house just because I stopped taking a med because I'm about ready to kill myself.

I'd be willing to make an exception for the violent offenders though (and no, I'm not violent. PTSD just makes me cry and run and hide. I'm not likely to kill anyone.)
2013-01-22 01:55:26 AM
1 votes:
I laughed, Subby. I laugh at the hamburgers oscillating.
2013-01-22 01:37:07 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Don't do it, subby. He just wants to find out who you are. They all do. They hate you. They think you're a stupid motherfarking whore. Obama is saying it too. You saw him on TV. He said it too. Everyone knows, subby. They all know you're thinking that.


And this is why Fark rocks.
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2013-01-22 01:35:54 AM
1 votes:
But Scientology sez psych meds are EVIL!!!!
2013-01-22 01:35:16 AM
1 votes:
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2013-01-22 01:33:30 AM
1 votes:

alienated: Early in the year, but thats a good possible hoty submission, imho,  subby. Plus one


Don't do it, subby. He just wants to find out who you are. They all do. They hate you. They think you're a stupid motherfarking whore. Obama is saying it too. You saw him on TV. He said it too. Everyone knows, subby. They all know you're thinking that.
2013-01-22 12:10:45 AM
1 votes:

Dallymo: "Would" track meds?  They're doing it now.  Tracking my meds.  RIGHT NOW.  Oh, they'll deny it.  I see how they look at me when I tell them to STOP TRACKING MY MEDS with their tiny, tiny transmitters.

Naw...I don't even have a doctor, and all I ever take is vitamin D and benadryl.

/that's what makes it so INSIDIOUS!  You bastards!


They're in your teeth, Daily.  But YOU can stop 'em. Just use a hammer and a screwdriver!
2013-01-22 12:06:35 AM
1 votes:
They already do this. The voices in my head told me.
2013-01-22 12:03:36 AM
1 votes:
"Would" track meds?  They're doing it now.  Tracking my meds.  RIGHT NOW.  Oh, they'll deny it.  I see how they look at me when I tell them to STOP TRACKING MY MEDS with their tiny, tiny transmitters.

Naw...I don't even have a doctor, and all I ever take is vitamin D and benadryl.

/that's what makes it so INSIDIOUS!  You bastards!
2013-01-21 11:55:27 PM
1 votes:
Well, looks like Submitter needs some of this.

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