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(CBS News)   New study by the Ric Romero Institute says lack of sleep may make you grouchy, irritable towards your significant other, and may make you less interested in sex   (cbsnews.com) divider line 57
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2013-01-22 04:02:49 AM
In other tantalizing news, researchers have discovered researchers lack common farking sense.
 
2013-01-22 04:04:15 AM
Less interested in sex, perhaps, but more interested in masturbating.

/so I've heard
 
2013-01-22 04:06:32 AM
Isn't that even too obvious for a Romero byline?
 
2013-01-22 04:06:47 AM
/me notes these posts are being made at 4 AM Eastern, 1 AM Pacific
 
2013-01-22 04:08:31 AM

dofus: /me notes these posts are being made at 4 AM Eastern, 1 AM Pacific


I'm at work so I better be awake.
 
2013-01-22 04:22:40 AM
Short term lack of sleep (say... being awake 48 hours or so) makes me happy, tactile, and kinky.

Its after I sleep (if I have been sleep deprived) that I experience the biatchyness and the "get the hell away from me" stage.
 
2013-01-22 04:28:06 AM
Hmmmmmmm I do not sleep a lot as of recenticals.... I dance for about 3 hours a day and it makes more intensification to all feelings.. SO HAPPY!!!
 
2013-01-22 04:28:08 AM
Purely anecdotal I know, but I only get a few hours a night and I want it everyday. Wife sleeps like a bear and only wants it once a week if that..so I'm stuck on Fark every morning by myself reading stories and comments and being generally sexually frustrated.
 
2013-01-22 04:32:51 AM
I told my doctor that I had trouble sleeping. He wrote me a prescription for M Night Shyamalan movies.
 
2013-01-22 04:36:42 AM
What if the lack of sleep is caused by too much sex?
 
2013-01-22 04:44:50 AM

Skyday: Hmmmmmmm I do not sleep a lot as of recenticals.... I dance for about 3 hours a day and it makes more intensification to all feelings.. SO HAPPY!!!


Laughter OL?
 
2013-01-22 04:54:40 AM
No. farking. Way.
 
2013-01-22 04:56:39 AM

publikenemy: Purely anecdotal I know, but I only get a few hours a night and I want it everyday. Wife sleeps like a bear and only wants it once a week if that..so I'm stuck on Fark every morning by myself reading stories and comments and being generally sexually frustrated.


"Lookitme! I have a high sex drive, even when tired. I OOZE testosterone, I am so manly"
 
2013-01-22 05:07:12 AM

I sound fat: publikenemy: Purely anecdotal I know, but I only get a few hours a night and I want it everyday. Wife sleeps like a bear and only wants it once a week if that..so I'm stuck on Fark every morning by myself reading stories and comments and being generally sexually frustrated.

"Lookitme! I have a high sex drive, even when tired. I OOZE testosterone, I am so manly"



Ummmm yeeeaaahhhh....It was more of a statement on the doldrums of marriage than anything else, but I know there are slim pickings this time of day so do carry on
 
2013-01-22 05:10:22 AM

publikenemy: Purely anecdotal I know, but I only get a few hours a night and I want it everyday. Wife sleeps like a bear and only wants it once a week if that..so I'm stuck on Fark every morning by myself reading stories and comments and being generally sexually frustrated.


Married and everyday?

//Now I know your lying
 
2013-01-22 05:11:46 AM
As a married man who switched to a night shift job in August.... my wife wants it every day and I'm lucky enough if I can muster the energy once a week.

It's a problem I'm not too upset to deal with.
 
2013-01-22 05:23:40 AM

I sound fat: publikenemy: Purely anecdotal I know, but I only get a few hours a night and I want it everyday. Wife sleeps like a bear and only wants it once a week if that..so I'm stuck on Fark every morning by myself reading stories and comments and being generally sexually frustrated.

"Lookitme! I have a high sex drive, even when tired. I OOZE testosterone, I am so manly"


You sound f... oh.
 
2013-01-22 05:24:28 AM

INeedAName: As a married man who switched to a night shift job in August.... my wife wants it every day and I'm lucky enough if I can muster the energy once a week.

It's a problem I'm not too upset to deal with.


I work nights as well so my wife and I sleep together for only half the week. We usually manage to have sex a couple times a week if there are no distractions.

/like having to babysit grandchildren
//stupid babies
 
2013-01-22 05:34:51 AM
Ok - so last night I was up all night with my cousin's wife's hot friend. We clicked. We slept for 45 mins and I woke up drunk as balls. I groggily thought she was my ex and ripped her panties off. I woke up at that instant and was like.... uh... shiat. She shrugged... we farked...

Lack of sleep. Where psuedo rape becomes farking fun!
 
2013-01-22 05:39:22 AM
When I start getting sleep-deprived, my teeth start grinding. But I love that sweet meth.
 
2013-01-22 05:43:49 AM

fjnorton: publikenemy: Purely anecdotal I know, but I only get a few hours a night and I want it everyday. Wife sleeps like a bear and only wants it once a week if that..so I'm stuck on Fark every morning by myself reading stories and comments and being generally sexually frustrated.

Married and everyday?

//Now I know your lying


A man who doesnt think about sex every day? If you masturbate then you're thinking abut sex..who's lying now?
 
2013-01-22 05:43:54 AM
New study by the Ric Romero Institute says lack of sleep may make you grouchy, irritable towards your significant other, and why don't you leave me alone god damn it for once in a goddamn while
 
2013-01-22 05:52:55 AM
I, on the other hand, am finding that a lack of sex may make you grouchy, irritable towards your significant other, and may make you less interested in sleep.
 
2013-01-22 06:07:23 AM

RancidSorbet: What if the lack of sleep is caused by too much sex?


Impossible. One can never have too much sex.
 
2013-01-22 06:18:18 AM
I have been awake all night so I'm getting a kick out of this. My wife just woke up and we're gonna fark like rabbits before she goes off to work.

/I'll sleep until 3
//Still grouchy
 
2013-01-22 06:23:00 AM

Candygram for Mongo: RancidSorbet: What if the lack of sleep is caused by too much sex?

Impossible. One can never have too much sex.


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2013-01-22 06:42:44 AM
Well, no farking shiat, Sherlock.  What the fark tipped you off?

/didn't sleep much last night
 
2013-01-22 06:47:59 AM
A severe lack of sleep makes me think insane thoughts. If I could nail a toilet into the ground then dead presidents would always know which way was north. Insane, but for a brief moment it makes perfect sense to my sleep deprived brain.
 
2013-01-22 06:48:03 AM

publikenemy: I sound fat: publikenemy: Purely anecdotal I know, but I only get a few hours a night and I want it everyday. Wife sleeps like a bear and only wants it once a week if that..so I'm stuck on Fark every morning by myself reading stories and comments and being generally sexually frustrated.

"Lookitme! I have a high sex drive, even when tired. I OOZE testosterone, I am so manly"


Ummmm yeeeaaahhhh....It was more of a statement on the doldrums of marriage than anything else, but I know there are slim pickings this time of day so do carry on


yeah, whatever helps you live with your need to publicly reinforce your dwindling manhood.
 
2013-01-22 07:04:33 AM

publikenemy: Purely anecdotal I know, but I only get a few hours a night and I want it everyday. Wife sleeps like a bear and only wants it once a week if that..so I'm stuck on Fark every morning by myself reading stories and comments and being generally sexually frustrated.


Well, not that its comforting, but your not the only one in that boat.
/whats more frustrating is the comparison of now to how it used to be. Obviously I don't expect us to be as crazy as we were, but damn we have fallen far.
//kids = the anti-sex for women. Apparently
 
2013-01-22 07:27:13 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep but still has the courtesy to ask you to sit down quietly while he farks your wife.
 
Skr
2013-01-22 07:35:19 AM
A nice relaxing massage goes a long way towards all parties having a happy ending.
 
2013-01-22 07:38:55 AM
Wish I could tag someone in this
 
2013-01-22 07:49:02 AM

I sound fat: publikenemy: I sound fat: publikenemy: Purely anecdotal I know, but I only get a few hours a night and I want it everyday. Wife sleeps like a bear and only wants it once a week if that..so I'm stuck on Fark every morning by myself reading stories and comments and being generally sexually frustrated.

"Lookitme! I have a high sex drive, even when tired. I OOZE testosterone, I am so manly"


Ummmm yeeeaaahhhh....It was more of a statement on the doldrums of marriage than anything else, but I know there are slim pickings this time of day so do carry on

yeah, whatever helps you live with your need to publicly reinforce your dwindling manhood.


How anyone could read that as anything other than a general stament on marriage is beyond me. If you want to troll people, at least try to make a little sense.
 
2013-01-22 07:49:43 AM
Subby up all night thinking of the headline?

Sleep deprivation is torture.
/been there.
 
2013-01-22 07:56:59 AM

Lith: In other tantalizing news, researchers have discovered researchers lack common farking sense.


Of course hundreds of times common sense has been shown to be wrong by science, so not investigating things thoroughly because the answer is "common sense" would be pretty farking stupid.
 
2013-01-22 08:03:53 AM

wallywam1: I sound fat: publikenemy: I sound fat: publikenemy: Purely anecdotal I know, but I only get a few hours a night and I want it everyday. Wife sleeps like a bear and only wants it once a week if that..so I'm stuck on Fark every morning by myself reading stories and comments and being generally sexually frustrated.

"Lookitme! I have a high sex drive, even when tired. I OOZE testosterone, I am so manly"


Ummmm yeeeaaahhhh....It was more of a statement on the doldrums of marriage than anything else, but I know there are slim pickings this time of day so do carry on

yeah, whatever helps you live with your need to publicly reinforce your dwindling manhood.

How anyone could read that as anything other than a general stament on marriage is beyond me. If you want to troll people, at least try to make a little sense.


Maybe he didn't get enough sleep?
 
2013-01-22 08:12:42 AM

gambitsgirl: Wish I could tag someone in this


Your it!!!

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-22 08:20:17 AM
Wouldn't know about that.
 
2013-01-22 08:23:19 AM
I used to work a job with occasional overnight shifts and a terrible Manager who didn't ever want to "manage." As a result now and again I'd find myself working IT Tech Support/Call Center for, at the longest, 27 hours straight.

There's something about a nice romp when you're that tired that makes you sleep just a touch deeper. Without it I would be prone to almost violently snapping awake as I tried to fall asleep. But if the Missus was willing it'd be like the best nights sleep I'd get for months.
 
2013-01-22 08:23:25 AM

I sound fat: publikenemy: I sound fat: publikenemy: Purely anecdotal I know, but I only get a few hours a night and I want it everyday. Wife sleeps like a bear and only wants it once a week if that..so I'm stuck on Fark every morning by myself reading stories and comments and being generally sexually frustrated
"Lookitme! I have a high sex drive, even when tired. I OOZE testosterone, I am so manly"
Ummmm yeeeaaahhhh....It was more of a statement on the doldrums of marriage than anything else, but I know there are slim pickings this time of day so do carry on


yeah, whatever helps you live with your need to publicly reinforce your dwindling manhood.


Though GM no longer sells the HUMMER, you can still buy an AR-15 Bushmasterbaiter. That might help . . .
 
2013-01-22 08:30:59 AM

eas81: gambitsgirl: Wish I could tag someone in this

Your it!!!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 276x292]



thank you. that's exactly what I was... no... sorry.. my bad.
 
2013-01-22 08:58:06 AM
I'll second the massage thing. Also, figure out whether you complete a REM cycle in 2-3 hours, and how long it takes for your partner to complete. It's not about how many hours, but whether you complete at least two cycles. Once you're no longer sleep deprived, then you can start with the massage and the old in-and-out.
 
2013-01-22 09:07:57 AM
As obvious as this information may seem, don't take the truth of it for granted or downplay the potential effects.

Undiagnosed sleep apnea, the resulting lack of sleep, and the mood, memory and energy effects on me all played a large part in the failure of my marriage. This wasn't the only issue but it was a huge factor and I lost the love of my life to it.

Not to mention the other terrible health effects of apnea, so if you're having any issues sleeping or you aren't feeling rested in the mornings, *do* get it checked out in a sleep study and get it fixed.
 
2013-01-22 09:17:24 AM

Cbad: Ok - so last night I was up all night with my cousin's wife's hot friend. We clicked. We slept for 45 mins and I woke up drunk as balls. I groggily thought she was my ex and ripped her panties off. I woke up at that instant and was like.... uh... shiat. She shrugged... we farked...

Lack of sleep. Where psuedo rape becomes farking fun!


This happens with my wife and I all the time (without the drinking part). I have woken up during foreplay, during sex or not at all and she had to tell me about it in the morning. I have asked "Did you enjoy it?" and she would reply "Well, yeah." and that is all that matters. It only bugs her when I start foreplay and then slump back to deep sleep, but she always wants me holding her close so it doesn't bother her that much.
 
2013-01-22 09:34:23 AM

I sound fat: publikenemy: Purely anecdotal I know, but I only get a few hours a night and I want it everyday. Wife sleeps like a bear and only wants it once a week if that..so I'm stuck on Fark every morning by myself reading stories and comments and being generally sexually frustrated.

"Lookitme! I have a high sex drive, even when tired. I OOZE testosterone, I am so manly"


You sound like you've never met a man before.

/would have said twice a day
 
2013-01-22 09:45:42 AM
This is a problem with a fairly easy solution:
Wife* not sleeping well? Grouchy? Not very interested in sex? March her into the bathroom where a nice hot tub with a full head of bubbles is waiting. Lather, rinse, repeat until the moans are loud enough to bother the neighbors. Extract. Dry. Carry to the bed. Massage in some moisturizer or warming oil, "accidentally" spending a little extra time on the naughty bits. Then, when she's simultaneously relaxed and aroused, shag her silly. Afterward, tuck the covers up over her and go high-five yourself in the mirror.

The next morning, I guarantee she'll be relaxed and well rested. And the only grouchiness will be due to the fact that she has to wait until she gets home from work to lasso you and ride you like an unbroken bronco pony.

(*Applies equally to husband/partner/whatever)
 
2013-01-22 09:47:12 AM

gambitsgirl: eas81: gambitsgirl: Wish I could tag someone in this

Your it!!!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 276x292]


thank you. that's exactly what I was... no... sorry.. my bad.


well there is another way to go with it but I don't think that is safe for here....;-)
 
2013-01-22 10:07:13 AM
In my case, I sleep better after some fun time with my better half, but if I haven't been sleeping well, I'm too miserable to do anything to make that happen. So it just gets worse and worse. It's a terrible cycle.

On the other hand, after a few days of that she very nearly throws herself at me, so that's a happy ending.
 
2013-01-22 10:35:09 AM

lack of warmth: Cbad: Ok - so last night I was up all night with my cousin's wife's hot friend. We clicked. We slept for 45 mins and I woke up drunk as balls. I groggily thought she was my ex and ripped her panties off. I woke up at that instant and was like.... uh... shiat. She shrugged... we farked...

Lack of sleep. Where psuedo rape becomes farking fun!

This happens with my wife and I all the time (without the drinking part). I have woken up during foreplay, during sex or not at all and she had to tell me about it in the morning. I have asked "Did you enjoy it?" and she would reply "Well, yeah." and that is all that matters. It only bugs her when I start foreplay and then slump back to deep sleep, but she always wants me holding her close so it doesn't bother her that much.


Glad I am not the only one who does that. Drives my wife nuts too. Kinda bugs me as well..the couscous me cant figure out what the sleeping me is thinking not following through...WTF?

I will say it was a sad time in my life when I reached a point where I was so tired that I had to debate between sleep and sex.
 
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