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(The Scottish Sun)   Smoking hot 31-year-old blonde mum: "I'm stuck in my chair. I'm so very scared. Help" (w/pics)   ( divider line
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2013-01-22 12:26:22 AM  
15 votes:
2013-01-22 04:55:51 AM  
4 votes:
2013-01-22 02:50:11 AM  
4 votes:
Did her pussy lips slip through the wooden slats??
2013-01-21 11:50:25 PM  
4 votes:
I LOL'd and then I saw the cigarette and just lost it. Good stuff.
2013-01-21 11:41:25 PM  
4 votes:
Bonus: She's a Curtis.
2013-01-22 09:08:31 AM  
3 votes:
2013-01-22 08:19:19 AM  
3 votes:
I'd walk in there and see that, unzip and say, "damn lady, this just ain't your day!"
2013-01-22 07:41:12 AM  
3 votes:

pkellmey: Don't laugh. it's hard to be outsmarted in life by a chair.

Don't tell that to Clint Eastwood.
2013-01-22 04:57:48 AM  
3 votes:
2013-01-22 03:26:29 AM  
3 votes:

Summoner101: I lead myself down her garden path if you know what I'm saying and I think you do

"Garden" means "Vagina" right? Did I get it right? I mean we've got "Bush" and "De-Flower" and "Fertilize" and "Hoe" and "Plow" and "Turn over" and "Spray" and "Tossed Salad" and Tractor" and "Weed Whacker" and "Rusty Trowel" (hey, it could mean something right?) and "Mulch" and "Planting seeds" and "Climbing the beanstalk" and "Milking the cow" and "Riding the horse" and "Riding the Harvester until you get stuck on the seat with all of the orgasmic fluids emanating and such that eventually dry and make natures best glue" and did I mention "Vagina"?

2013-01-22 12:01:47 AM  
3 votes:
2013-01-21 10:15:57 PM  
3 votes:
Boobsack conundrum.
2013-01-21 10:09:23 PM  
3 votes:
She doesn't look too bad in the picture where the chair covers her face. The others...not so much
2013-01-22 10:44:41 AM  
2 votes:
Pleasantly surprised...thought that smoking hot and stuck in chair meant morbidly obese and on fire.
2013-01-22 07:45:12 AM  
2 votes:

Well, since you're already in the right position...
2013-01-23 08:09:02 AM  
1 vote:
makes me laugh when you damn yanks slate english women . have you seen the tramps around the US?

lets just straighten this out right now shall have this

we in the UK have this
game over!
2013-01-22 04:29:49 PM  
1 vote:
/Smoking hot
2013-01-22 02:13:44 PM  
1 vote:

"Hey... these aren't my glasses..."
2013-01-22 09:56:11 AM  
1 vote:

"I'd hit it after six seasons"

/ hint
2013-01-22 09:05:50 AM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: I think her labia are stuck.

Q: why does the Avon Lady walk funny?
A: her lipstick
2013-01-22 09:01:33 AM  
1 vote:
she must have an enormous clitoris.
2013-01-22 08:33:25 AM  
1 vote:
Lets just hope "chairing" doesn't become a thing.
2013-01-22 08:24:43 AM  
1 vote:
Please, 3/4s of you wouldn't pass up having sex with her if she offered.  No matter how far "below your standards" you guys boast that she is.
2013-01-22 08:02:47 AM  
1 vote:

Frankenstorm: blankmangedeux: Frankenstorm: Another Government Employee: I was expecting 400lbs.

Sadly, been there and done that.

What was that like?

after several applications of flour, etc.....

Yes, yes. The flour. That's obvious. I want other details.

I did have to use a headlamp and a rabbit.
2013-01-22 07:23:31 AM  
1 vote:
Don't laugh. it's hard to be outsmarted in life by a chair.
2013-01-22 05:13:48 AM  
1 vote:
How to identify a smoking hot person from any realm of the UK.
2013-01-22 04:37:17 AM  
1 vote:

zerkalo: the utter bull shiat that gets posted on my internet these days

fark dot com didnot reach out and grab you. You  came here..
2013-01-22 03:53:43 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-22 03:44:24 AM  
1 vote:
I'm sitting next to exactly the same make of high chair. It's 8.30am and I haven't had a drink since NYE...and yet I have a weird compulsion to try to climb into it.
2013-01-22 03:15:56 AM  
1 vote:
Smoking hot Dirt-stupid 31-year-old blonde mum
2013-01-22 03:03:46 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-22 03:01:43 AM  
1 vote:
I was envisioning her gigantic meat curtains causing a vacuum, sticking her to a plastic chair. In which case she'd be stuck on, rather than in, said chair. Anyway, I think I love her.
2013-01-22 02:58:28 AM  
1 vote:
The inability to grow out of the adolescent mindset is what's to blame here. Getting drunk and farking around with the kid's high chair are things that we'd expect college kids to do, not 31 year olds.

It used to be said that Baby Boomers were the 'Me generation', but it turns out that the Gen-X and Gen-Y groups aren't approaching mental maturity, despite reaching middle age.
2013-01-22 12:54:17 AM  
1 vote:
I think her labia are stuck.
2013-01-22 12:14:08 AM  
1 vote:
So I wonder which would be more frightening: The Ballsack Conundrum or The Labia Conundrum?
2013-01-22 12:06:13 AM  
1 vote:
But eventually the giggling pals had to call the fire brigade, who soon freed her.

Meanwhile, two animal shelters and an orphanage burned to the ground.  There were no survivors.
2013-01-22 12:01:26 AM  
1 vote:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, please, God, I was hoping for a thread. It's 9:20 on a boring monday in the freezing Arizona mountains. I NEED this.

What, it's like a whole 45 degrees or something?
2013-01-21 11:50:40 PM  
1 vote:

CagedMan: She doesn't look too bad in the picture where the chair covers her face. The others...not so much

Hang on, let's get about 4 drinks in you.
2013-01-21 10:56:53 PM  
1 vote:

kmmontandon: Six posts, and not one of the fat kid stuck in the chair with a sucker in his mouth?

I came looking for the "Look at me I'm an Attention Whore" text shopped onto the photo.
2013-01-21 10:50:14 PM  
1 vote:
Six posts, and not one of the fat kid stuck in the chair with a sucker in his mouth?

For shame.
2013-01-21 10:21:19 PM  
1 vote:
Masturbate furiously.
2013-01-21 10:11:58 PM  
1 vote:
Okay, I laughed at the 'Up sit creek' caption.
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