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(The Scottish Sun)   Smoking hot 31-year-old blonde mum: "I'm stuck in my chair. I'm so very scared. Help" (w/pics)   ( divider line
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2013-01-22 12:26:22 AM  
4 votes:
2013-01-22 12:01:47 AM  
4 votes:
2013-01-22 09:56:11 AM  
2 votes:

"I'd hit it after six seasons"

/ hint
2013-01-22 08:24:43 AM  
2 votes:
Please, 3/4s of you wouldn't pass up having sex with her if she offered.  No matter how far "below your standards" you guys boast that she is.
2013-01-22 04:27:22 AM  
2 votes:
I'm having trouble wrapping my head around what's going on in the background. What is a $12,000 Viking range doing in that shiathole of what appears to be a welfare apartment? Notice its a kitchen/laundry room going on there.
2013-01-21 10:15:57 PM  
2 votes:
Boobsack conundrum.
2013-01-22 09:24:38 AM  
1 vote:
So she got a little silly drinking with a friend on a night off from babby. Seems a good sport, most of the pics were from before the fire dept got there.
2013-01-22 07:23:31 AM  
1 vote:
Don't laugh. it's hard to be outsmarted in life by a chair.
2013-01-22 06:34:46 AM  
1 vote:
I found this amusing. The pic of her with a cigarette was a nice touch.
2013-01-22 05:13:48 AM  
1 vote:
How to identify a smoking hot person from any realm of the UK.
2013-01-22 03:15:56 AM  
1 vote:
Smoking hot Dirt-stupid 31-year-old blonde mum
2013-01-22 03:01:43 AM  
1 vote:
I was envisioning her gigantic meat curtains causing a vacuum, sticking her to a plastic chair. In which case she'd be stuck on, rather than in, said chair. Anyway, I think I love her.
2013-01-22 02:58:28 AM  
1 vote:
The inability to grow out of the adolescent mindset is what's to blame here. Getting drunk and farking around with the kid's high chair are things that we'd expect college kids to do, not 31 year olds.

It used to be said that Baby Boomers were the 'Me generation', but it turns out that the Gen-X and Gen-Y groups aren't approaching mental maturity, despite reaching middle age.
2013-01-21 11:50:25 PM  
1 vote:
I LOL'd and then I saw the cigarette and just lost it. Good stuff.
2013-01-21 10:15:47 PM  
1 vote:

Bob_Laublaw: Okay, I laughed at the 'Up sit creek' caption.

The Sun gets it right once in a while, I have to admit.
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