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(The Scottish Sun)   Smoking hot 31-year-old blonde mum: "I'm stuck in my chair. I'm so very scared. Help" (w/pics)   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line 147
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2013-01-21 10:09:23 PM
She doesn't look too bad in the picture where the chair covers her face. The others...not so much
 
2013-01-21 10:11:58 PM
Okay, I laughed at the 'Up sit creek' caption.
 
2013-01-21 10:15:47 PM

Bob_Laublaw: Okay, I laughed at the 'Up sit creek' caption.


The Sun gets it right once in a while, I have to admit.
 
2013-01-21 10:15:57 PM
Boobsack conundrum.
 
2013-01-21 10:21:19 PM
Masturbate furiously.
 
2013-01-21 10:50:14 PM
Six posts, and not one of the fat kid stuck in the chair with a sucker in his mouth?

For shame.
 
2013-01-21 10:56:53 PM

kmmontandon: Six posts, and not one of the fat kid stuck in the chair with a sucker in his mouth?


I came looking for the "Look at me I'm an Attention Whore" text shopped onto the photo.
 
2013-01-21 11:21:03 PM
Oh, please, God, I was hoping for a thread. It's 9:20 on a boring monday in the freezing Arizona mountains. I NEED this.

:(
 
2013-01-21 11:41:25 PM
Bonus: She's a Curtis.
 
2013-01-21 11:50:25 PM
I LOL'd and then I saw the cigarette and just lost it. Good stuff.
 
2013-01-21 11:50:40 PM

CagedMan: She doesn't look too bad in the picture where the chair covers her face. The others...not so much


Hang on, let's get about 4 drinks in you.
 
2013-01-21 11:57:11 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: CagedMan: She doesn't look too bad in the picture where the chair covers her face. The others...not so much

Hang on, let's get about 4 drinks in you.



Maybe 4 of these:

i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-21 11:59:18 PM
At least she didn't drop her cig.
 
2013-01-22 12:01:26 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, please, God, I was hoping for a thread. It's 9:20 on a boring monday in the freezing Arizona mountains. I NEED this.


What, it's like a whole 45 degrees or something?
 
2013-01-22 12:01:47 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-22 12:03:39 AM
Yeah, I'd probably want a cigarette, too.
 
2013-01-22 12:06:13 AM
But eventually the giggling pals had to call the fire brigade, who soon freed her.

Meanwhile, two animal shelters and an orphanage burned to the ground.  There were no survivors.
 
2013-01-22 12:14:08 AM
So I wonder which would be more frightening: The Ballsack Conundrum or The Labia Conundrum?
 
2013-01-22 12:26:22 AM
imageshack.us
 
2013-01-22 12:54:17 AM
I think her labia are stuck.
 
2013-01-22 02:50:11 AM
Did her pussy lips slip through the wooden slats??
 
2013-01-22 02:55:35 AM

sariq: Boobsack conundrum.


Here for this. Ahh, the memories. Good times, good times. Wonder if he can walk upright by now?
 
2013-01-22 02:58:28 AM
The inability to grow out of the adolescent mindset is what's to blame here. Getting drunk and farking around with the kid's high chair are things that we'd expect college kids to do, not 31 year olds.

It used to be said that Baby Boomers were the 'Me generation', but it turns out that the Gen-X and Gen-Y groups aren't approaching mental maturity, despite reaching middle age.
 
2013-01-22 03:01:43 AM
I was envisioning her gigantic meat curtains causing a vacuum, sticking her to a plastic chair. In which case she'd be stuck on, rather than in, said chair. Anyway, I think I love her.
 
2013-01-22 03:01:51 AM
I have looked at that highchair a few times now, and I think one thing- did they not have a non drunk neighbour in the flat next door who had a pair of pliers ? Also, Fake.
 
2013-01-22 03:03:21 AM
Cmon, no link to the epic chair Fark thread?

Fark, I am disappoint...
 
2013-01-22 03:03:46 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-22 03:05:51 AM
I blame Obama.


/Seriously though... those pictures.. are they possibly the very essence of "I fail at life"?
 
2013-01-22 03:10:07 AM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 770x388]


Ya know for once she ain't that bad looking. Not sure I would call her smokin hot but she's smoking a cig so it isn't a full fledged lie. She looks better than a few of the one-nighters I've had.
 
2013-01-22 03:10:41 AM
There is a very simple rule on Fark

when the link is to The Sun

and a smartarse subby invokes the 'hot' vocab

You are about to be lead down the garden path

/enjoy your stroll

//one day you will learn
 
2013-01-22 03:12:08 AM

mjjt: You are about to be lead down the garden path


I lead myself down her garden path if you know what I'm saying and I think you do
 
2013-01-22 03:14:43 AM
Needs help soonish?
 
2013-01-22 03:15:56 AM
Smoking hot Dirt-stupid 31-year-old blonde mum
 
2013-01-22 03:16:34 AM
2/10 would not bang

/I keed, I keed
//Like the fist of an angry god
 
2013-01-22 03:17:49 AM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 770x388]


Precisely.
 
2013-01-22 03:26:29 AM

Summoner101: I lead myself down her garden path if you know what I'm saying and I think you do


"Garden" means "Vagina" right? Did I get it right? I mean we've got "Bush" and "De-Flower" and "Fertilize" and "Hoe" and "Plow" and "Turn over" and "Spray" and "Tossed Salad" and Tractor" and "Weed Whacker" and "Rusty Trowel" (hey, it could mean something right?) and "Mulch" and "Planting seeds" and "Climbing the beanstalk" and "Milking the cow" and "Riding the horse" and "Riding the Harvester until you get stuck on the seat with all of the orgasmic fluids emanating and such that eventually dry and make natures best glue" and did I mention "Vagina"?

/Vagina
 
2013-01-22 03:32:32 AM
Family Guy already did it.
 
2013-01-22 03:33:01 AM

Radioactive Ass: Summoner101: I lead myself down her garden path if you know what I'm saying and I think you do

"Garden" means "Vagina" right? Did I get it right? I mean we've got "Bush" and "De-Flower" and "Fertilize" and "Hoe" and "Plow" and "Turn over" and "Spray" and "Tossed Salad" and Tractor" and "Weed Whacker" and "Rusty Trowel" (hey, it could mean something right?) and "Mulch" and "Planting seeds" and "Climbing the beanstalk" and "Milking the cow" and "Riding the horse" and "Riding the Harvester until you get stuck on the seat with all of the orgasmic fluids emanating and such that eventually dry and make natures best glue" and did I mention "Vagina"?

/Vagina


You forgot "soiling her back yard." I mean, if you're into that sort of thing.
 
2013-01-22 03:37:28 AM
If that's your idea of a "smoking hot" woman, then I feel bad for your standards.
 
2013-01-22 03:44:24 AM
I'm sitting next to exactly the same make of high chair. It's 8.30am and I haven't had a drink since NYE...and yet I have a weird compulsion to try to climb into it.
 
2013-01-22 03:47:42 AM
This one was actually sort of hot.  Not completely smoking, but quite hitable.

I see no reason to have called the fire department unless she just wanted to hit on firemen.  Seriously - are hack-saws outlawed in Britain?  Scissors to cut the sling.  Or start thinking like a Farker, pull her pants off and rub her down with butter, rather it gets her out or not is almost beside the point after you do that.
 
2013-01-22 03:50:43 AM
While the kids were being looked after, the pair polished off two bottles of wine.

That happened after drinking a bottle apiece? Amateurs.
 
2013-01-22 03:51:20 AM

MaxxRenn: If that's your idea of a "smoking hot" woman, then I feel bad for your standards.


Are you new here?
 
2013-01-22 03:53:43 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-22 04:09:35 AM
What's her Fark handle?
 
2013-01-22 04:27:22 AM
I'm having trouble wrapping my head around what's going on in the background. What is a $12,000 Viking range doing in that shiathole of what appears to be a welfare apartment? Notice its a kitchen/laundry room going on there.
 
2013-01-22 04:27:28 AM
I was expecting 400lbs.

Sadly, been there and done that.
 
2013-01-22 04:27:54 AM
the utter bull shiat that gets posted on my internet these days
 
2013-01-22 04:37:17 AM

zerkalo: the utter bull shiat that gets posted on my internet these days


fark dot com didnot reach out and grab you. You  came here..
 
2013-01-22 04:43:02 AM
Curse you, subbie ... I fell for it again.
 
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