Oblig:

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What's Skrillex? Is that like digital hardcore?

it's a brand of sausage for vegetarians

Hey, sup dawgs. Somebody holla?

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What's Skrillex? Is that like digital hardcore?

it's a type of bacteria that builds up on the bottom of a sewer pipe near a funeral home.

also the main ingredient in Deadmau5.

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What's Skrillex? Is that like digital hardcore?

it's a type of pesticide they spray on hipsters to get rid of lice.

"Skillrex"? Not familiar. What instrument does he play?

ok... i have to go and beat some sense into a DJ that lives down the road with a Keytar and a Roland G-707 .....

you all have fun, play safe and remember;

every time you stand up for Shrillex, a puppy gets crushed in the back seat of a Hyundai by an obese raver.

just sayin....

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What's Skrillex? Is that like digital hardcore?

I thought it was a brand of non-stick cookware.

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What's Skrillex? Is that like digital hardcore?

it's the sound an accountants farts make while he/she/it is wrapping chicken in tinfoil.

also the main ingredient in crap brand hipster sauce.

not to be confused with "skreeeeeeeeeeeeet!"

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What's Skrillex? Is that like digital hardcore?

it's a brand of antidepressant they give to people who are so insecure about their own lack of good taste that they chew strangers fingernails on subway platforms while contemplating suicide.

also one of the main ingredients in a brand of vegetarian sausage.

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What's Skrillex? Is that like digital hardcore?

it's the maritime equivalent of a venereal disease....it get's on the bottom of your hull and slowly eats away at the waste port until it reaches the head.

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What's Skrillex? Is that like digital hardcore?

it's like a George Foreman grill that over cooks everything till it's inedible.

AverageAmericanGuy: If it's too loud, you're too old.

Skrillex isn't for you to sit down and relax to. It's to get your body moving on the dance floor. He's a genius at his craft untalented douche.

ftf everyone

LookForTheArrow: Ishkur:
oh man... this paragraph requests like three or four essays in response. I'm busy and don't have time for another massive post right now, so let me be as brief as possible...

...That's dubstep -- that middle "drop" part right there. It's not the full song, it's just that little bridge. Like I said, it can't exist by itself, it can only exist inside other songs. Like a virus.

Okay.. if you admit the "guitar" is a virus, too, i'm okay with that.

No, *this* is a Virus:

Skrillex sounds like the Decepticons taking a sh** into a cutlery drawer.

Ishkur: It's like you're knowledgeable and ignorant at the same time.

How on Earth do you do that?


It's a surprisingly easy mix of ADD and being heavily anti-scenester. (I don't have the attention span to be bothered with the history of the scene, and I find people, who 'dork to the max' over the finest of magazine-article-fabricated historical nuances of the scene, to be utter bores with very little to add to my already overcrowded train of thought. I enjoy very much indeed parodying that persona at parties, falsely correcting peoples scenester-babble-rants, usually much to the amusement of others, though seldom to the scenester.

You talk with the magazine-educated wordage of the seasoned scenester. I genuinely have the image of you being a scene magazine article writer. For you are the Guardian of Music Historical Fact.

When I play, I avoid guys like you at all costs. All you want to do is talk about monologue on the scene. All I do is write the techbubbleprogtosh that I, me, want to dance to. I occasionally play some in front of other people in exchange for some k, beer and weed. My techbubbleprogtosh has many roots, none of which I actively applied. No deeper layers, just the techbubbleprogtosh that gets brainfarted through my current setup. Some people dance to it. No you can't get a copy. Not yours.

Skrillex is featured prominently on many of my Crossfit playlists. That's about all he's good for--the LOUD NOISES is great for throwing weights around.

Gabrielmot: A friend of mine in college had a roommate he constantly fought with.

His roommate liked to listen to loud, angry metal music at ridiculous volumes.

One day my friend engaged him in conversation about his music tastes and said something to the effect of,

FRIEND: "That's some pretty angry music."

ROOMMATE: "Yeah, it's *whateverstupidband*, great huh?"

FRIEND: "So... are you angry at your zits?"

From that day forth, that type of music was known as "angry at my zits" music.

What's your favorite release from last year? Bruno Mars or are you more of a Kelly Clarkson type of guy?

FTFA: 12-year-olds with strong preferences for hip-hop, heavy metal, gothic and trance music got in trouble at age 12 and at age 16.




"I used to be a model until I started listening to Toccata and Fugue in D minor for Organ by Bach. Now I'm hopelessly addicted to meth."

A friend of mine in college had a roommate he constantly fought with.

His roommate liked to listen to loud, angry metal music at ridiculous volumes.

One day my friend engaged him in conversation about his music tastes and said something to the effect of,

FRIEND: "That's some pretty angry music."

ROOMMATE: "Yeah, it's *whateverstupidband*, great huh?"

FRIEND: "So... are you angry at your zits?"

From that day forth, that type of music was known as "angry at my zits" music.

Gdalescrboz: Tritonal - Piercing the Quiet Remix. Gratest vocal trance/dance/dubstep album ever made

not as good as "tickling your taint" by "your dad"

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What's Skrillex? Is that like digital hardcore?

It's a skinny jeans manufacturer.

Also the sound of them as you slide them on and they scrunch your sack...

Siskabush: May I recommend kaskades remix of scary monsters nice sprites? It's amazing how he turned that fowl sounding track into something so beautiful.

no you may not.

I don't know if I was ever particularly rebellious... but I like to sit quietly and listen to technical grindcore. It's wonderfully jazzy.

jtown: I wish I could find that strip where Calvin is playing Easy Listening music on his record player while his parents are retching in the background. "I play it real quiet, too."

There it is. I was wrong about his parents being in this strip.

Remember when musicians actually played instruments and had to have talent before they became "famous"?

/Yeah, I'm old too.

Hey, man, it's farking hard for teenagers to have rebellious music these days.  "Melody" has been used up, as has "rhythm," and that bastard Paul Simon even stole *actual* African music.  So they went electronic with the oontz oontz oontz and then now there's 40-year-olds like me enjoying Underworld and The Orb.  What is a teenager to do?  THERE'S NOTHING FREAKING LEFT!

Or is there?  What if we took music and just started throwing in random noise?  What if we took a normal electronic track and threw it down three flights of stairs?  The old people will HATE IT!!!!

Well now... now we have something going on!  It will truly piss off the oldsters.  Huzzah!

Nah, I'm old now and I still listen to angry rebellious music.

Don't trust anyone over 60!