Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What's Skrillex? Is that like digital hardcore?

it's a brand of sausage for vegetarians

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What's Skrillex? Is that like digital hardcore?

it's a type of bacteria that builds up on the bottom of a sewer pipe near a funeral home.

also the main ingredient in Deadmau5.

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What's Skrillex? Is that like digital hardcore?

it's a type of pesticide they spray on hipsters to get rid of lice.

ok... i have to go and beat some sense into a DJ that lives down the road with a Keytar and a Roland G-707 .....

you all have fun, play safe and remember;

every time you stand up for Shrillex, a puppy gets crushed in the back seat of a Hyundai by an obese raver.

just sayin....

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What's Skrillex? Is that like digital hardcore?

it's the sound an accountants farts make while he/she/it is wrapping chicken in tinfoil.

also the main ingredient in crap brand hipster sauce.

not to be confused with "skreeeeeeeeeeeeet!"

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What's Skrillex? Is that like digital hardcore?

it's a brand of antidepressant they give to people who are so insecure about their own lack of good taste that they chew strangers fingernails on subway platforms while contemplating suicide.

also one of the main ingredients in a brand of vegetarian sausage.

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What's Skrillex? Is that like digital hardcore?

it's the maritime equivalent of a venereal disease....it get's on the bottom of your hull and slowly eats away at the waste port until it reaches the head.

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: What's Skrillex? Is that like digital hardcore?

it's like a George Foreman grill that over cooks everything till it's inedible.

AverageAmericanGuy: If it's too loud, you're too old.

Skrillex isn't for you to sit down and relax to. It's to get your body moving on the dance floor. He's a genius at his craft untalented douche.

ftf everyone

Haliburton Cummings: it helps to stand out

If your comment requires bold text to stand out, it's not worth posting.

Bedstead Polisher: Ok. I have to ask. There are 12 year olds that listen to jazz???

Those are the Homeschool kids. It's all their parents let them listen to.

Ishkur: It's like you're knowledgeable and ignorant at the same time.

How on Earth do you do that?


It's a surprisingly easy mix of ADD and being heavily anti-scenester. (I don't have the attention span to be bothered with the history of the scene, and I find people, who 'dork to the max' over the finest of magazine-article-fabricated historical nuances of the scene, to be utter bores with very little to add to my already overcrowded train of thought. I enjoy very much indeed parodying that persona at parties, falsely correcting peoples scenester-babble-rants, usually much to the amusement of others, though seldom to the scenester.

You talk with the magazine-educated wordage of the seasoned scenester. I genuinely have the image of you being a scene magazine article writer. For you are the Guardian of Music Historical Fact.

When I play, I avoid guys like you at all costs. All you want to do is talk about monologue on the scene. All I do is write the techbubbleprogtosh that I, me, want to dance to. I occasionally play some in front of other people in exchange for some k, beer and weed. My techbubbleprogtosh has many roots, none of which I actively applied. No deeper layers, just the techbubbleprogtosh that gets brainfarted through my current setup. Some people dance to it. No you can't get a copy. Not yours.

Gdalescrboz: Tritonal - Piercing the Quiet Remix. Gratest vocal trance/dance/dubstep album ever made

not as good as "tickling your taint" by "your dad"

Siskabush: May I recommend kaskades remix of scary monsters nice sprites? It's amazing how he turned that fowl sounding track into something so beautiful.

no you may not.

AverageAmericanGuy: Skrillex isn't for you to sit down and relax to. It's to get your body moving on the dance floor. He's a genius at his craft.

Skrillex is boring and his music is for k-holes.

Nah, I'm old now and I still listen to angry rebellious music.

Don't trust anyone over 60!

We asked Star readers what they were to listening to when they were 12.

I think the only stuff I heard at 12 was the stuff my mom listened to: Abba, The Village People and Jim Neighbors. When I went over to a neighbor kid's house one day and his older brother played "Should I Stay or Should I Go" and "Another One Bites the Dust" I really didn't know what to make of them.

Unsurprisingly I didn't get into any trouble with the law as a teen.

And then one day you're in the grocery store and realize they are playing Scorp's "Big City Nights" on the PA.

/csb