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(WGNTV Chicago)   Not news: Hot teacher (42) has affair with 15 year old student. News: Finds legal loophole to avoid prosecution. Fark: they got married while he was still underage   (wgntv.com) divider line 174
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2013-01-21 07:29:50 PM
A teacher from North Caroline
Helped a student to tour her vagine
Though her future looked bad
She marred the lad

/And you can complete the last line
 
2013-01-21 07:49:25 PM
I don't think the marriage lasts past the statute of limitations. She'll get her comeuppance.
 
2013-01-21 08:50:39 PM
*scans headline*

*glances at link*

cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-01-21 09:33:31 PM
Normally I cheer for the young lad in these situations, but marriage is too cruel a price to pay.
 
2013-01-21 09:34:29 PM
Poor old Johnny Ray...
 
2013-01-21 09:34:31 PM
CLOSE TEH MARRIAGE LOOPHOLE!!!!!!

/ it isn't a loophole; you can't be compelled to testify against your spouse.
 
2013-01-21 09:34:59 PM

syrynxx: Normally I cheer for the young lad in these situations, but marriage is too cruel a price to pay.


These days everyone has at least one "starter marriage" before they really settle down.
 
2013-01-21 09:35:22 PM
Clever girl.
 
2013-01-21 09:35:34 PM
I think it's good to get a marriage and divorce under your belt before you get outta your teens.
 
2013-01-21 09:35:41 PM
Hey kid, I'm sure you think this is a good idea now but wait until you throw away the best years of your life on this woman only to be dumped at the old age of 21 for the next pretty, young thing to come along.
 
2013-01-21 09:36:22 PM
It's a strange way to resolve three situation, but whatever works for everyone I guess.
 
2013-01-21 09:36:34 PM
"hot"

I suggest subby invest into some new glasses.
 
2013-01-21 09:37:05 PM

Amos Quito: A teacher from North Caroline
Helped a student to tour her vagine
Though her future looked bad
She marred the lad


And for class, he's coming on time?
 
2013-01-21 09:37:14 PM
When he's 30, she'll be...(gets calculator)...dead.
 
2013-01-21 09:38:13 PM
Hope the 15 year-old has a decent job lined up as his old lady's teaching career is ova
 
2013-01-21 09:38:37 PM
At least the love child will be legitimate.
 
2013-01-21 09:38:51 PM

Apos: *scans headline*

*glances at link*

[cdn.uproxx.com image 500x375]


ill save you the trouble
assets.nydailynews.com
enjoy!

/hot like the boy's marriage
 
2013-01-21 09:39:36 PM
Call me crazy, but I suspect these kids just might - MIGHT! - be able to make this work.
 
2013-01-21 09:39:43 PM
I think it is a cunning strategy for the both the boy and the teacher, Take note, the boy's mother has consented to their marriage by granting the permission. Now that the boy and her teacher are married, there is no stopping them the have the wildest legal fark.i.n.g all the day all night.

I still remember that hot Bengals cheerleader and PE teacher who enjoyed being bonked by a teen, she could have done this strategy too... Or maybe I guess she thought so, but the parents did not give the permission.
 
2013-01-21 09:39:45 PM

Amos Quito: A teacher from North Caroline
Helped a student to tour her vagine
Though her future looked bad
She marred the lad

/And you can complete the last line


And they honeymooned in south west China?
 
2013-01-21 09:40:00 PM

Supes: I don't think the marriage lasts past the statute of limitations. She'll get her comeuppance.


Yeah, he *owns* her right now: "I want an iPhone 5 and a '13 Corvette or I call 800-DIV-ORCE. And then the Prosecutor."
 
2013-01-21 09:40:05 PM
Give her credit... she worked the system... deserves her freedom.
 
2013-01-21 09:40:21 PM
A school teacher in North Carolina had sex with a 15-year-old boy, but she avoided going to prison because she married him.

42-year-old Leah Gayle Shipman waited until her divorce was final, then married Johnny Ray Ison six days later.

By that time, Ison was 17, and his mother had to give permission since her son was still a minor.


I am split on whether this is WIN or FAIL.
 
2013-01-21 09:41:11 PM

iheartscotch: CLOSE TEH MARRIAGE LOOPHOLE!!!!!!

/ it isn't a loophole; you can't be compelled to testify against your spouse.


He has leverage. He can't be compelled to, but he can if he wants.

"Hon, I want anal tonight"

"I don't think so"

"Siri, remind to call the district attorney's office tomorrow morning at 9:30"
 
2013-01-21 09:41:36 PM

Apos: *scans headline*

*glances at link*

[cdn.uproxx.com image 500x375]


mlkshk.com

I'll see your Homer and raise you a Leon.
 
2013-01-21 09:41:44 PM
I've actually used this defense for one of my clients. If you marry her before the trial she can't testify against you.

/Assault case.
//She was stupid enough to marry him.
 
2013-01-21 09:41:44 PM

redemtionboy: "hot"

I suggest subby invest into some new glasses.


Came here for this...
 
2013-01-21 09:42:17 PM

Amos Quito: A teacher from North Caroline
Helped a student to tour her vagine
Though her future looked bad
She marred the lad

/And you can complete the last line


Talk about pearls before swine?
 
2013-01-21 09:42:20 PM
You have to marry your rapist.  This is fair in many countries and philosophies.
 
2013-01-21 09:42:27 PM

redemtionboy: "hot"

I suggest subby invest into some new glasses.


This and/or a telescope.
I do love his cuz's BBQ sauce, Sweet Baby Ray.
 
2013-01-21 09:43:36 PM
I hope she sues him for alimony in the end


for the lulz
 
2013-01-21 09:43:45 PM
Gross.
 
2013-01-21 09:43:49 PM
So THAT'S how "family values" work. I was always wondering, given how frequently some sub-groups throw the label around as a description of some domestic ideal.

Now I see. And it is quite handy.
 
2013-01-21 09:44:08 PM
She better be really nice to her husband because I suspect she is a divorce away from 15 years in prison. Unless, of course, the marriage lasts until the statute of limitations goes into effect.
 
2013-01-21 09:44:16 PM

Anderson's Pooper: I've actually used this defense for one of my clients. If you marry her before the trial she can't testify against you.

/Assault case.
//She was stupid enough to marry him.


Can't or can't be forced to? I thought if the crime was committed before the marriage they could but couldn't be compelled to. But my knowledge comes from Law and Order so I really don't know.
 
2013-01-21 09:44:21 PM
Kid should have been made to GIS gilf. Kid....that's you in ten years.
 
2013-01-21 09:44:49 PM
Ugh. I can't believe a woman that age wants to get in a relationship with a high school boy. Hell, I would n't even look at boys I thought might not be 18 once I hit 26.

That law is stupid to let people get married at 15 with only parental permission. I think they should have to face a review panel first.
 
2013-01-21 09:44:52 PM
image.hotdog.hu
seen it already
 
2013-01-21 09:44:55 PM
a story from NC posted from a link from WGN? there is your 2013 goat
 
2013-01-21 09:45:17 PM
Why do these grown men take advantage of these young female teachers
/You can pretty much say that now-a-days
 
2013-01-21 09:47:07 PM

TheMysteriousStranger: She better be really nice to her husband because I suspect she is a divorce away from 15 years in prison. Unless, of course, the marriage lasts until the statute of limitations goes into effect.


She's a woman. What is this "prison" you speak of? She's the real victim here.
 
2013-01-21 09:47:22 PM

iheartscotch: CLOSE TEH MARRIAGE LOOPHOLE!!!!!!

/ it isn't a loophole; you can't be compelled to testify against your spouse.


If the whole point was to deprive the prosecution of his testimony, couldn't he have just refused to testify? How badly is the state willing to punish a victim for refusing to testify when that victim is also a minor?
 
2013-01-21 09:47:34 PM
Fark needs a new filter where "hot" is replaced with "calamari hosebeast"
 
2013-01-21 09:48:26 PM
Why do I feel morally content about an adult woman in a position of authority seducing and having sex with underaged teenage boy yet morally outraged about an adult woman in a position of authority seducing and marrying an underage teenage boy?
 
2013-01-21 09:49:48 PM

Foxxinnia: Why do I feel morally content about an adult woman in a position of authority seducing and having sex with underaged teenage boy yet morally outraged about an adult woman in a position of authority seducing and marrying an underage teenage boy?


Because men and women are different and the potential for long term emotional damage is completely different. But I am biased because as a young man I was "abused" but an older woman. It was pretty awesome.
 
2013-01-21 09:50:06 PM
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Approve
 
2013-01-21 09:50:20 PM
She is nasty but why ruin the guys fantasy. He made his decision, Most of us had that fantasy. I would have loved to have lived it. I would not have married her. but she was my math teacher. And we met at the café and she knew me better than any of the kindergarten girl did...

Me and Mrs. JonesWe got a thing going onWe both know that it's wrongBut it's much too strong to let it go now
We meet everyday at the same café6:30 and no one knows she'll be thereHolding hands, making all kinds of plansWhile the jukebox plays our favorite song
Me and Mrs., Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. JonesWe got a thing going onBoth know that it's wrongBut it's much too strong to let it go now
We gotta be extra carefulThat we don't build our hopes up too high'Cause she's got her own obligationsAnd so do IMe and Mrs., Mrs. Jones
Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones 

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2013-01-21 09:51:02 PM

jst3p: iheartscotch: CLOSE TEH MARRIAGE LOOPHOLE!!!!!!

/ it isn't a loophole; you can't be compelled to testify against your spouse.

He has leverage. He can't be compelled to, but he can if he wants.

"Hon, I want anal tonight"

"I don't think so"

"Siri, remind to call the district attorney's office tomorrow morning at 9:30"


I imagine any decent lawyer could get his testimony thrown out/disregarded with an argument that he's acting as a jilted lover.

/ not a lawyer, nor do I play one on tv
 
2013-01-21 09:52:34 PM
Ugh. Seriously? She's not even all that hot.
 
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2013-01-21 09:52:46 PM
under North Carolina law, Ison can't be compelled to testify against his new wife.


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