syrynxx: Normally I cheer for the young lad in these situations, but marriage is too cruel a price to pay.
Amos Quito: A teacher from North CarolineHelped a student to tour her vagineThough her future looked badShe marred the lad
Apos: *scans headline**glances at link*[cdn.uproxx.com image 500x375]
Amos Quito: A teacher from North CarolineHelped a student to tour her vagineThough her future looked badShe marred the lad/And you can complete the last line
Supes: I don't think the marriage lasts past the statute of limitations. She'll get her comeuppance.
iheartscotch: CLOSE TEH MARRIAGE LOOPHOLE!!!!!!/ it isn't a loophole; you can't be compelled to testify against your spouse.
redemtionboy: "hot"I suggest subby invest into some new glasses.
Anderson's Pooper: I've actually used this defense for one of my clients. If you marry her before the trial she can't testify against you./Assault case.//She was stupid enough to marry him.
TheMysteriousStranger: She better be really nice to her husband because I suspect she is a divorce away from 15 years in prison. Unless, of course, the marriage lasts until the statute of limitations goes into effect.
Foxxinnia: Why do I feel morally content about an adult woman in a position of authority seducing and having sex with underaged teenage boy yet morally outraged about an adult woman in a position of authority seducing and marrying an underage teenage boy?
jst3p: iheartscotch: CLOSE TEH MARRIAGE LOOPHOLE!!!!!!/ it isn't a loophole; you can't be compelled to testify against your spouse.He has leverage. He can't be compelled to, but he can if he wants."Hon, I want anal tonight""I don't think so""Siri, remind to call the district attorney's office tomorrow morning at 9:30"
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