please

Its not kidnapping subby, they're just sharing the boat, that's all.

Onboard tracking disabled, 16 Nigerians aboard and no one knows where it is?

Inside job.

BumpInTheNight: Its not kidnapping subby, they're just sharing the boat, that's all.

And people who do that also buy the most boats!

Thanks for the Meme-ries: please

Leaving satisfied.

Kind sir,

I am boarding your vessel with the upmost of urgency, first let me introduce myself,

I am the grand finance secretary to the late Mobassa Hussein Jamal Walker III, the king of subrepublic of...

I'm waiting for the RIAA's press release about this latest incident.

I so saw this hunt coming. Did they capture them at bay? What demons. I wonder what kind of reaction the government will make of this.

/oh, that kind of pirate

Buncha Guineas.

I'm looking for a career change....how would I go about obtaining a Letter of Marque?

/yarrr
//avast ye scurvy pirates!

Subby... um your understanding of the word irony and mine...are different.

Not ironic, not Somalians, approved by mods - headline fails 3x
-50 points for everyone involved.

macadamnut: Buncha Guineas.


Come at me, bro.

We know where the pirates live and spend their money. We just don't have the balls to do anything about it.

kendelrio: Onboard tracking disabled, 16 Nigerians aboard and no one knows where it is? Inside job.



Wanted for questioning

nekom: Nigerian-owned, Panama-flagged tanker

Can anyone explain to me why this would be?  I mean I understand why cruise ships in the states and other developed nations register in Liberia or Panama, but why in the world would a Nigerian ship have any advantage in flying a flag of convenience?

Because it looks better to be associated with Panama than an African sh*thole?

Frowns on their shenanigans. Arrrggg!!!

Kidnapped by pirates is good.....

nekom: Nigerian-owned, Panama-flagged tanker

Can anyone explain to me why this would be?  I mean I understand why cruise ships in the states and other developed nations register in Liberia or Panama, but why in the world would a Nigerian ship have any advantage in flying a flag of convenience?

Found on the intertubes:

"Registering a ship in Panama means that the ship is governed by the maritime rules of Panama rather than the ship owner's country. Ship owners do this because Panama has low taxes and fewer labour and safety regulations than most other countries. So ship owners can make their staff work longer hours in less safe environments, and therefore maximise their profits."

If Nigeria and Niger and separate countries, what are people from Niger called?????

Africa, you crazy

FTA "oil-rich Niger"


// I lol'd

What's the irony part? Am I missing some joke?