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2013-01-21 05:59:32 PM  
10 votes:
"Ha ha! See? I now round eye like you!"
2013-01-22 01:32:47 PM  
3 votes:
Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.
2013-01-22 12:10:20 PM  
2 votes:
I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here?
2013-01-22 09:08:15 PM  
1 vote:
This is Subject 4 after having watched 3 hours of "The Jersey Shore." After this point, his vital signs began to plummet.
2013-01-22 03:00:42 PM  
1 vote:
Never miss anything every again!

On the Street:
"Hey Charlie, that girl almost lost her top!"
"Ah I must have blinked and missed it. Say Ted. How do you always catch these great things?"
"With the Popeil Never Blink System, I never miss anything. And chicks dig it!"

With the Popeil Never Blink System, you will never miss anything again. How often have you heard the term "Gone in a blink of an eye?" With the popeil Never Blink System, you'll never have to worry about missing anything!

The Popeil Never Blink System is guaranteed to never let you down. Built from sturdy American recycled products that were shipped to China, the Popeil Never Blink System works perfectly in any situation!

The Boardroom:
"Henderson! Are you paying attention?"
"Yes Boss. With my Popeil Never Blink System, I saw everything. You will make this company much richer!"
"Thanks, Henderson. You deserve a huge raise!" (Hands large sack of $$$)
"Thanks Popeil Never Blink System!"

Order your Popeil Never Blink System Today before the FDA weighs in. Cause when they do, this system will be gone -in a blink of an eye!
2013-01-22 02:28:51 PM  
1 vote:
I couldn't find my suspenders, so ....
2013-01-22 01:22:18 PM  
1 vote:
The Guinness World Record Goatse staring contest is about to begin.
2013-01-22 01:20:48 PM  
1 vote:
Are you eyeballing me, soldier?!
2013-01-22 12:59:47 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-22 12:53:35 PM  
1 vote:
Arways Arone.
2013-01-22 12:50:22 PM  
1 vote:
Eye drops, Gangnam Style.
2013-01-22 12:34:13 PM  
1 vote:
I see what you did there.
2013-01-22 12:27:22 PM  
1 vote:
I love Ned Flanders. You love Ned Flanders. Everybody loves Ned Flanders!

(Homer Simpson: I don't.

Mr. Peabody:  Be quiet, you!

Chorus:  Everybody who matters, loves Ned Flanders.)

We all love Ned Flanders. Ned Flanders is Okaly-Dokaly in my book, by gosheroonie!

(Thinks: Stupid Flanders! Stupid Renedification!)
2013-01-22 12:04:36 PM  
1 vote:
Hello, all you happy people.
2013-01-22 12:03:08 PM  
1 vote:
I got you brinksmanship right here, round eye.
2013-01-21 09:10:15 PM  
1 vote:
No. No! NO! Stop it! Stop it, please! I beg you! This is sin! This is sin! This is sin! It's a sin, it's a sin, it's a sin!
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