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2013-01-21 05:59:32 PM  
"Ha ha! See? I now round eye like you!"
 
2013-01-21 09:10:15 PM  
No. No! NO! Stop it! Stop it, please! I beg you! This is sin! This is sin! This is sin! It's a sin, it's a sin, it's a sin!
 
2013-01-22 12:07:04 AM  
Hollywood News Flash - Hannibal Lecter to direct reboot of "The Mask" franchise
 
2013-01-22 12:00:55 PM  
What has been seen, cannot be unseen.
 
2013-01-22 12:03:08 PM  
I got you brinksmanship right here, round eye.
 
2013-01-22 12:04:00 PM  
I see...
 
2013-01-22 12:04:35 PM  
After a bit of the old ultraviolence
 
2013-01-22 12:04:36 PM  
Hello, all you happy people.
 
2013-01-22 12:05:31 PM  
Why do you keep playing Beethoven's 9th?
 
2013-01-22 12:08:04 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: No. No! NO! Stop it! Stop it, please! I beg you! This is sin! This is sin! This is sin! It's a sin, it's a sin, it's a sin!


This one ovbiously would get my vote, if voting were available for it.
 
2013-01-22 12:08:49 PM  
Man attempts to watch third episode of American Idol.
 
2013-01-22 12:08:52 PM  
"I just can't get enough C-SPAN"
 
2013-01-22 12:10:20 PM  
I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here?
 
2013-01-22 12:17:19 PM  
I was halfway through Gimping this pic when I saw that it was for captioning....
 
2013-01-22 12:19:57 PM  
"A woman's guide on how to get your boyfriend through Twilight"

Step 1:
 
2013-01-22 12:21:12 PM  
Is that the lack of sleep guy from the thread further down?
 
2013-01-22 12:22:28 PM  
Shall we play...a GAME?
 
2013-01-22 12:27:22 PM  
I love Ned Flanders. You love Ned Flanders. Everybody loves Ned Flanders!


(Homer Simpson: I don't.

Mr. Peabody:  Be quiet, you!

Chorus:  Everybody who matters, loves Ned Flanders.)

We all love Ned Flanders. Ned Flanders is Okaly-Dokaly in my book, by gosheroonie!

(Thinks: Stupid Flanders! Stupid Renedification!)
 
2013-01-22 12:34:13 PM  
I see what you did there.
 
2013-01-22 12:37:25 PM  
Clockwork Orange.
 
2013-01-22 12:38:15 PM  
"Oh, good, I don't see a picture of myself" -- all but one Farker.
 
2013-01-22 12:39:44 PM  
The New,Improved Acme Penis Extender!! Give her an eye-popping experience tonight.
$9.95 + S&H
 
2013-01-22 12:50:22 PM  
Eye drops, Gangnam Style.
 
2013-01-22 12:50:55 PM  
Arways arone.
 
2013-01-22 12:52:25 PM  
Arways Arone
 
2013-01-22 12:53:17 PM  
"OW! MY EYEBALLS!"
 
2013-01-22 12:53:35 PM  
Arways Arone.
 
2013-01-22 12:55:05 PM  
"No, really. These two extenders are OK. It's the one down below that kind of itches."
 
2013-01-22 12:59:47 PM  
"NO! NOT LUDWIG VAN! HE NEVER HURT A SOUL!"
 
2013-01-22 01:04:44 PM  

StrikitRich: "NO! NOT LUDWIG VAN! HE NEVER HURT A SOUL!"


Beaten to the punch
 
2013-01-22 01:17:11 PM  
Winkin' Blinkin' and Nod cult member undergoes Xuna-Veyeb auditing session
 
2013-01-22 01:20:48 PM  
Are you eyeballing me, soldier?!
 
2013-01-22 01:22:18 PM  
The Guinness World Record Goatse staring contest is about to begin.
 
2013-01-22 01:23:04 PM  
Ancient Chinese peripheral vision secret
 
2013-01-22 01:26:04 PM  
Winkin' Blinkin' and Nod cult member undergoes Xuna-Veyeb auditing session

//had to make it votey
 
2013-01-22 01:32:47 PM  
Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.
 
2013-01-22 01:40:25 PM  
Rook into my eyes
 
2013-01-22 01:44:06 PM  
 
2013-01-22 02:19:28 PM  
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 
2013-01-22 02:26:58 PM  

yellowjester: Sleep is Wrong!


Hey-Zeus Christo, how do you tell any of those gawd-awful growler bands apart?
 
2013-01-22 02:28:51 PM  
I couldn't find my suspenders, so ....
 
2013-01-22 03:00:42 PM  
Never miss anything every again!

On the Street:
"Hey Charlie, that girl almost lost her top!"
"Ah I must have blinked and missed it. Say Ted. How do you always catch these great things?"
"With the Popeil Never Blink System, I never miss anything. And chicks dig it!"

With the Popeil Never Blink System, you will never miss anything again. How often have you heard the term "Gone in a blink of an eye?" With the popeil Never Blink System, you'll never have to worry about missing anything!

The Popeil Never Blink System is guaranteed to never let you down. Built from sturdy American recycled products that were shipped to China, the Popeil Never Blink System works perfectly in any situation!

The Boardroom:
"Henderson! Are you paying attention?"
"Yes Boss. With my Popeil Never Blink System, I saw everything. You will make this company much richer!"
"Thanks, Henderson. You deserve a huge raise!" (Hands large sack of $$$)
"Thanks Popeil Never Blink System!"

Order your Popeil Never Blink System Today before the FDA weighs in. Cause when they do, this system will be gone -in a blink of an eye!
 
2013-01-22 03:20:46 PM  

Farce-Side: Bathia_Mapes: No. No! NO! Stop it! Stop it, please! I beg you! This is sin! This is sin! This is sin! It's a sin, it's a sin, it's a sin!

This one ovbiously would get my vote, if voting were available for it.


Thanks for bringing that to my attention. I was certain I had enabled voting. Fail for me, but it's fixed now.
 
2013-01-22 03:41:19 PM  
"This is the last time I answer an ad on CL for discount Lasik surgery!"
 
2013-01-22 03:48:25 PM  
Alright Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
 
2013-01-22 09:05:47 PM  
This is Subject 4 after having watched 3 hours of "The Jersey Shore." After this point, his vitals started to plummet.
 
2013-01-22 09:08:15 PM  
This is Subject 4 after having watched 3 hours of "The Jersey Shore." After this point, his vital signs began to plummet.
 
2013-01-22 10:41:09 PM  
+As the best Korea's weightlifting champion, Glorius Leader says every effort counts, so the eye bungees aide in my effort...
 
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