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2013-01-21 05:59:32 PM
"Ha ha! See? I now round eye like you!"
 
2013-01-21 09:10:15 PM
No. No! NO! Stop it! Stop it, please! I beg you! This is sin! This is sin! This is sin! It's a sin, it's a sin, it's a sin!
 
2013-01-22 12:03:08 PM
I got you brinksmanship right here, round eye.
 
2013-01-22 12:04:35 PM
After a bit of the old ultraviolence
 
2013-01-22 12:04:36 PM
Hello, all you happy people.
 
2013-01-22 12:10:20 PM
I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here?
 
2013-01-22 12:27:22 PM
I love Ned Flanders. You love Ned Flanders. Everybody loves Ned Flanders!


(Homer Simpson: I don't.

Mr. Peabody:  Be quiet, you!

Chorus:  Everybody who matters, loves Ned Flanders.)

We all love Ned Flanders. Ned Flanders is Okaly-Dokaly in my book, by gosheroonie!

(Thinks: Stupid Flanders! Stupid Renedification!)
 
2013-01-22 12:34:13 PM
I see what you did there.
 
2013-01-22 12:39:44 PM
The New,Improved Acme Penis Extender!! Give her an eye-popping experience tonight.
$9.95 + S&H
 
2013-01-22 12:50:22 PM
Eye drops, Gangnam Style.
 
2013-01-22 12:53:35 PM
Arways Arone.
 
2013-01-22 12:55:05 PM
"No, really. These two extenders are OK. It's the one down below that kind of itches."
 
2013-01-22 12:59:47 PM
"NO! NOT LUDWIG VAN! HE NEVER HURT A SOUL!"
 
2013-01-22 01:20:48 PM
Are you eyeballing me, soldier?!
 
2013-01-22 01:22:18 PM
The Guinness World Record Goatse staring contest is about to begin.
 
2013-01-22 01:26:04 PM
Winkin' Blinkin' and Nod cult member undergoes Xuna-Veyeb auditing session

//had to make it votey
 
2013-01-22 01:32:47 PM
Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.
 
2013-01-22 01:40:25 PM
Rook into my eyes
 
2013-01-22 01:44:06 PM
 
2013-01-22 02:19:28 PM
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 
2013-01-22 02:28:51 PM
I couldn't find my suspenders, so ....
 
2013-01-22 03:00:42 PM
Never miss anything every again!

On the Street:
"Hey Charlie, that girl almost lost her top!"
"Ah I must have blinked and missed it. Say Ted. How do you always catch these great things?"
"With the Popeil Never Blink System, I never miss anything. And chicks dig it!"

With the Popeil Never Blink System, you will never miss anything again. How often have you heard the term "Gone in a blink of an eye?" With the popeil Never Blink System, you'll never have to worry about missing anything!

The Popeil Never Blink System is guaranteed to never let you down. Built from sturdy American recycled products that were shipped to China, the Popeil Never Blink System works perfectly in any situation!

The Boardroom:
"Henderson! Are you paying attention?"
"Yes Boss. With my Popeil Never Blink System, I saw everything. You will make this company much richer!"
"Thanks, Henderson. You deserve a huge raise!" (Hands large sack of $$$)
"Thanks Popeil Never Blink System!"

Order your Popeil Never Blink System Today before the FDA weighs in. Cause when they do, this system will be gone -in a blink of an eye!
 
2013-01-22 03:41:19 PM
"This is the last time I answer an ad on CL for discount Lasik surgery!"
 
2013-01-22 03:48:25 PM
Alright Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
 
2013-01-22 09:08:15 PM
This is Subject 4 after having watched 3 hours of "The Jersey Shore." After this point, his vital signs began to plummet.
 
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