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(Daily Mail)   Anna Welker, wife of Wes Welker, congratulates the Raven on their big win. Just kidding she calls out Ray Lewis on her Facebook page for his past deeds   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 148
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2013-01-21 06:43:07 PM  
Her husband cannot throw AND catch the ball! Hell, he can barely even catch the ball in a big game.
 
2013-01-21 06:47:44 PM  
Anna: you still lost.
 
2013-01-21 06:50:44 PM  
She's not exactly wrong.
 
2013-01-21 07:28:27 PM  

bronyaur1: She's not exactly wrong.


I don't think anyone actually accused him of stabbing anyone, IIRC.  So yeah, she kind of was.  Like borderline slander wrong, which is probably why she took it back so quick.
 
2013-01-21 07:41:38 PM  
What a smart thing to do; agitating someone who had 2 people murdered and got away with it.
 
2013-01-21 07:43:41 PM  
he's been a pretty good role model in baltimore ever since he murdered that guy.
 
2013-01-21 07:46:13 PM  
FTFA: Welker's wife later apologized for her initial post, saying, 'I apologize to Ray Lewis and his family for my comments. In no way did I mean for them to be mean or hurtful. I'm embarrassed for being a sore loser. I wish Ray and the Ravens good luck. Lesson learned!'


Oh, silly me. I thought that by sarcastically bringing up his criminal history, you were going for a low blow. I must've read that out of context, Miss Hooters.
 
2013-01-21 07:46:17 PM  
Ray Lewis terrifies me. There is a whole lot of crazy packed into that enormously large man.
 
2013-01-21 07:46:34 PM  
Wes Welker has always seemed to be a bit of a douche...not at all surprised that his wife would be the same way.
 
2013-01-21 07:46:55 PM  
Ray Lewis is a story of Redemption and therefore acceptable to the American public.
 
2013-01-21 07:48:48 PM  
I enjoy a good Stabby joke as much as anybody, but Miss Hooters might want to get the facts on the case right lest she get sued.
 
2013-01-21 07:49:38 PM  
Mrs. Welker misses the point. In the NFL you can brutally murder two people, destroy the evidence, rat on your friends so there is reasonable doubt so they are acquitted, then pay off the families of your victims as long as you kiss every reporters ass you see for the next 10 years.
 
2013-01-21 07:50:03 PM  
Is this where we discuss the merits of the Miss Hooters 2005 contest?
 
2013-01-21 07:50:24 PM  

WTF Indeed: Mrs. Welker misses the point. In the NFL you can brutally murder two people, destroy the evidence, rat on your friends so there is reasonable doubt so they are acquitted, then pay off the families of your victims as long as you kiss every reporters ass you see for the next 10 years.


No shiat. fark Ray Lewis.
 
2013-01-21 07:50:57 PM  
Doesn't Tom Brady have a baby momma? What crawled up her anal region and died in her gooey center?
 
2013-01-21 07:51:23 PM  
I may be wrong, but didn't Mr Brady have a pregnant girlfriend when he started dating that supermodel wife of his? It's not like Patriot players don't have faults also.
 
2013-01-21 07:51:47 PM  

gilgigamesh: I don't think anyone actually accused him of stabbing anyone


Doesn't matter, he was involved in the fight, he's as guilty of murder as the dude who did the stabbing. You can't punch the shiat out of a dude while your buddy stabs him.
 
2013-01-21 07:53:10 PM  

missiv: Doesn't Tom Brady have a baby momma? What crawled up her anal region and died in her gooey center?


She's not married to Tom Brady. What does he have to do with anything?
 
2013-01-21 07:53:32 PM  
Gisele last year, Anna Welker this year, Belichick walking away from the CBS folks, I'm no Ray Lewis fan, but jeebus, The Patriots are a bunch of sore losers.
 
2013-01-21 07:54:44 PM  

SubBass49: Wes Welker has always seemed to be a bit of a douche...not at all surprised that his wife would be the same way.


wat?
 
2013-01-21 07:55:46 PM  

missiv: Doesn't Tom Brady have a baby momma? What crawled up her anal region and died in her gooey center?


Brady doesn't carry himself like a preacher and thank God for being the captain of his ship at every opportunity either.

It doesn't make her diatribe any less dumb, but I think you can appreciate the difference there.
 
2013-01-21 07:56:17 PM  

LessO2: Gisele last year, Anna Welker this year, Belichick walking away from the CBS folks, I'm no Ray Lewis fan, but jeebus, The Patriots are a bunch of sore losers.


So two out of those three people you mentioned aren't even Patriots. And we have a whole thread about Belichick, but I suppose you wouldn't want to read that one.
 
2013-01-21 07:58:19 PM  
Yea, after basically reading the same thing being said about Ray Lewis in any football Fark thread when the Ravens play, it's ironic that some player's wife makes the exact same remark as a Farker but this time Farkers white knight Ray Lewis.

I wonder what her Fark handle is?
 
2013-01-21 07:59:42 PM  

SkylineRecords: What a smart thing to do; agitating someone who had 2 people murdered and got away with it.


Fred Goldman unavailable for comment.
 
2013-01-21 07:59:45 PM  

jaylectricity: And we have a whole thread about Belichick, but I suppose you wouldn't want to read that one.


You mean the one that I posted a reply in?

If you're going to go all Internet Tough Guy, why don't you biatch about the guy who posted the exact same thing in that thread as he did in this thread, Cupcake?
 
2013-01-21 08:00:59 PM  
Do you mean Former Miss Hooters Anna Welker?
 
2013-01-21 08:01:33 PM  

LessO2: jaylectricity: And we have a whole thread about Belichick, but I suppose you wouldn't want to read that one.

You mean the one that I posted a reply in?

If you're going to go all Internet Tough Guy, why don't you biatch about the guy who posted the exact same thing in that thread as he did in this thread, Cupcake?


Please, I've been destroying haters all day. Sorry I didn't get to you in another thread.
 
2013-01-21 08:07:34 PM  
I think the real issue here is that apparently the players on the Patriots have a problem controlling their women.
 
2013-01-21 08:08:20 PM  

Killer Cars: missiv: Doesn't Tom Brady have a baby momma? What crawled up her anal region and died in her gooey center?

Brady doesn't carry himself like a preacher and thank God for being the captain of his ship at every opportunity either.

It doesn't make her diatribe any less dumb, but I think you can appreciate the difference there.


I can appreciate a wife consoling her husband in the privacy of their home with this B/S. Her loose use of facts, and wild accusations have no place in the public forum. Her husband's team lost a damn football game and that is all. I can appreciate losing with some dignity. I'm sure you can too.
 
2013-01-21 08:08:58 PM  

jaylectricity: LessO2: jaylectricity: And we have a whole thread about Belichick, but I suppose you wouldn't want to read that one.

You mean the one that I posted a reply in?

If you're going to go all Internet Tough Guy, why don't you biatch about the guy who posted the exact same thing in that thread as he did in this thread, Cupcake?

Please, I've been destroying haters all day. Sorry I didn't get to you in another thread.



I don't know whether to make fun of that or shake my head.
 
2013-01-21 08:11:47 PM  

VvonderJesus: I think the real issue here is that apparently the players on the Patriots have a problem controlling their women.


Yes, they should learn from Terrell Suggs, slugging them and pouring bleach on them.
 
2013-01-21 08:12:10 PM  
Good for her. Think someone in a 9-5 desk job would have their job still in the same situation? But hes liked to play a game, so its ok if they act out now and again.
 
2013-01-21 08:20:19 PM  

VvonderJesus: I think the real issue here is that apparently the players on the Patriots have a problem controlling their women.


Most of them, probably.  But I'll be damned if I'll ever say that about Mrs. Wilfork.  She can and will tackle you, at least as well as her husband.
 
2013-01-21 08:21:42 PM  

bronyaur1: She's not exactly wrong.


He wasn't charged with murder.

And she said he paid off the family. That's some prime lawsuit material.
 
2013-01-21 08:22:14 PM  
Out of the mouths of babes.

/and she is a babe
 
2013-01-21 08:23:59 PM  

jaylectricity: LessO2: jaylectricity: And we have a whole thread about Belichick, but I suppose you wouldn't want to read that one.

You mean the one that I posted a reply in?

If you're going to go all Internet Tough Guy, why don't you biatch about the guy who posted the exact same thing in that thread as he did in this thread, Cupcake?

Please, I've been destroying haters all day. Sorry I didn't get to you in another thread.


Watch out for this guy - he's a veritable torrent of Fark posts that will destroy you.
 
2013-01-21 08:24:46 PM  
" In no way did I mean for them to be mean or hurtful." ohhhhhh what an idiot.

"A true role model!'" yeah, totally, listen kids, grow up, dress slutty and marry someone for their money.......that's a true role model!!

/in the first pic of the article, it looks like horsetooth stuck her thumb up his ass right as the pic was taken
//she's not attractive, or intelligent
 
2013-01-21 08:27:28 PM  
Here are the rules for football players:

Kill someone: its ok.  That's pretty much what they try to do on the field.  Get a good lawyer and create reasonable doubt.
Rape/ Sexual Assault: cover it up, pay off the victim.
DUI Homicide: Rehab program, community service, reschedule court dates for the offseason
Fake Dead Girlfriend: OMG, BURN HIM IN HELL, never let him on the field or near the locker room again.
 
2013-01-21 08:31:19 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: He wasn't charged with murder.


Bullshiat he wasn't. He was brought up on murder charges 11 days after the incident. They were dropped after he agreed to testify against his two buddies. By the way, the clothes Lewis was wearing the night of the murders were never found. Hmmmmmm wonder why.
 
2013-01-21 08:35:59 PM  
Hmm, she apparently has a problem with "foot in mouth" syndrome. If I were her husband, I'd probably ask her to STFU on the internet altogether.

/no, I don't care for the Ravens or Ray Lewis
//she's still stupid for posting it on the internet
///never write anything down you don't want immortalized
 
2013-01-21 08:38:23 PM  
On trial: Sweeting is scene here during jury selection for his murder trial.

WTF?

Also:

extraordinary Facebook rant against Ravens' Ray Lewis following loss

pretty much invalidates your statements.
 
2013-01-21 08:41:14 PM  

SlothB77: Here are the rules for football players:

Kill someone: its ok.  That's pretty much what they try to do on the field.  Get a good lawyer and create reasonable doubt.
Rape/ Sexual Assault: cover it up, pay off the victim.
DUI Homicide: Rehab program, community service, reschedule court dates for the offseason
Fake Dead Girlfriend: OMG, BURN HIM IN HELL, never let him on the field or near the locker room again.


You tried your best.
 
2013-01-21 08:42:34 PM  

IrishHammer: SubBass49: Wes Welker has always seemed to be a bit of a douche...not at all surprised that his wife would be the same way.

wat?


A google search turns up over 300,000 results, so I'm not alone...
 
2013-01-21 08:43:08 PM  
And Ray Lewis playing in another Super Bowl is another reason why I don't believe in karma. He knows what happened.
 
2013-01-21 08:47:11 PM  

chuggernaught: And Ray Lewis playing in another Super Bowl is another reason why I don't believe in karma. He knows what happened.


well if karma decided football games then niner fans deserve to be unhappy forever
 
2013-01-21 08:48:40 PM  
I think it's evident that the Pats are full of beta males whose women have to stand up for them when they lose.
 
2013-01-21 08:50:44 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: And she said he paid off the family. That's some prime lawsuit material


But Lewis DID pay off the family. Both families, if I am not mistaken. So what would Ray sue for?
 
2013-01-21 08:51:21 PM  

1derful: I think it's evident that the Pats are full of beta males whose women have to stand up for them when they lose.


You can keep telling yourself that while Ray Lewis walks for a murder no one has ever gone to prison for.
 
2013-01-21 08:55:08 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: jaylectricity: LessO2: jaylectricity: And we have a whole thread about Belichick, but I suppose you wouldn't want to read that one.

You mean the one that I posted a reply in?

If you're going to go all Internet Tough Guy, why don't you biatch about the guy who posted the exact same thing in that thread as he did in this thread, Cupcake?

Please, I've been destroying haters all day. Sorry I didn't get to you in another thread.

Watch out for this guy - he's a veritable torrent of Fark posts that will destroy you.


Can I just have this one thing, please?

:)
 
2013-01-21 08:55:58 PM  

AdamK: well if karma decided football games then niner fans deserve to be unhappy forever


You can't spell Jeff Garcia without the f_G.
 
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