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(WDRB Louisville)   Mother and boyfriend charged with child endangerment for taking their child to Applebees   (wdrb.com) divider line 120
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2013-01-21 04:27:04 PM
Inside her purse, police allegedly found five Xanax bars.

Xanax comes in bars?
 
2013-01-21 04:36:41 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Inside her purse, police allegedly found five Xanax bars.

Xanax comes in bars?


Yep.  It's like a divisible pill.
 
2013-01-21 04:40:30 PM

netizencain: Bathia_Mapes: Inside her purse, police allegedly found five Xanax bars.

Xanax comes in bars?

Yep.  It's like a divisible pill.


do they have hidden caramel pockets?
 
2013-01-21 04:42:09 PM

sithon: netizencain: Bathia_Mapes: Inside her purse, police allegedly found five Xanax bars.

Xanax comes in bars?

Yep.  It's like a divisible pill.

do they have hidden caramel pockets?


I think you may have a new product.  Xanax with caramel centers.
 
2013-01-21 05:10:51 PM

netizencain: Bathia_Mapes: Inside her purse, police allegedly found five Xanax bars.

Xanax comes in bars?

Yep.  It's like a divisible pill.


Ah, thanks. Did a gis and it pretty much looks like a caplet, but with more divider lines.
 
2013-01-21 05:24:20 PM

netizencain: I think you may have a new product.  Xanax with caramel centers.


SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
 
2013-01-21 06:36:52 PM

netizencain: sithon: netizencain: Bathia_Mapes: Inside her purse, police allegedly found five Xanax bars.

Xanax comes in bars?

Yep.  It's like a divisible pill.

do they have hidden caramel pockets?

I think you may have a new product.  Xanax with caramel centers.


Children's Chewable Xanax.
 
2013-01-21 07:25:47 PM
Windgassen?

/is that anything like crop dusting?
 
2013-01-21 07:27:04 PM
CSB:

The Applebees in the town where I lived in Idaho burned down. As the evening co-anchor finished reporting the story... other co-anchor looked at her with a goofy look and said... "So, the microwave overheated?"

See Applebees... even people in Po-Dunk Idaho know you suck.
 
2013-01-21 07:29:59 PM
At least they didn't serve the kid a Long Island Ice Tea...this time.
 
2013-01-21 07:36:25 PM

netizencain: sithon: netizencain: Bathia_Mapes: Inside her purse, police allegedly found five Xanax bars.

Xanax comes in bars?

Yep.  It's like a divisible pill.

do they have hidden caramel pockets?

I think you may have a new product.  Xanax with caramel centers.



Not going anywhere for awhile? RELAX... with Xanax Snickers.
 
2013-01-21 07:47:05 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: netizencain: sithon: netizencain: Bathia_Mapes: Inside her purse, police allegedly found five Xanax bars.

Xanax comes in bars?

Yep.  It's like a divisible pill.

do they have hidden caramel pockets?

I think you may have a new product.  Xanax with caramel centers.


Not going anywhere for awhile? RELAX... with Xanax Snickers.


And after that, Xanax Snickerdoodles
 
2013-01-21 07:48:17 PM

Bathia_Mapes: And after that, Xanax Snickerdoodles


! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
 
2013-01-21 07:53:25 PM

fusillade762: netizencain: sithon: netizencain: Bathia_Mapes: Inside her purse, police allegedly found five Xanax bars.

Xanax comes in bars?

Yep.  It's like a divisible pill.

do they have hidden caramel pockets?

I think you may have a new product.  Xanax with caramel centers.

Children's Chewable Xanax.


There was a time in this country when you could have gotten away with something like that.  For example:

wings.buffalo.edu
 
2013-01-21 07:55:24 PM
Doesn't matter where it happened, but of course the headline has been so trolliciously engineered that it will degenerate into chain restaurant hate, so let me come out and say it now --

IF YOU GO TO ANY CHAIN RESTAURANT, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FOOD IS.

/done in a handful
 
2013-01-21 08:02:43 PM
Meh, I'll wait for mint chocolate chip Xanax.

/my wife is undoubtedly a Xanax cookie dough type.
 
2013-01-21 08:07:28 PM
I like Applebee's. It's no Red Robin, TGI Friday's or Chili's, but it's still pretty good.

fark the haters, I like my chains.
 
2013-01-21 08:08:42 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Windgassen?

/is that anything like crop dusting?


No. It's more to do with being a Heldentenor.
 
2013-01-21 08:09:14 PM
I'll allow it.
 
2013-01-21 08:09:26 PM
how did they get drunk? the drinks are totally watered.
 
2013-01-21 08:09:39 PM
The one time I went into the Applebees near me the bartender acted like he could give a shiat about his job. His service was really bad and I just couldn't be bothered to get the manager or return there, especially since there were other places to go have a beer.
 
2013-01-21 08:09:50 PM

BalugaJoe: how did they get drunk? the drinks are totally watered.


Always stick to the beer.
 
2013-01-21 08:10:30 PM
Taking a child to Applebee's? The philistines should be sentenced to 30 days in the electric chair.
 
2013-01-21 08:10:51 PM
The child endangerment wasn't for going to Applebees, it's for the cougar in the car.
 
2013-01-21 08:10:51 PM
I can't believe some of the comments on the article. People want this child taken away from his parents? No child should be taken from his parents. God gave this boy to them to test them, and to test the child. They will all become stronger as a result of this. It would be against God for CPS to intervene.
 
2013-01-21 08:11:34 PM
With the huge crackdown on meth, these addicts are going straight to heroin. Sad as can be for them.
 
2013-01-21 08:12:06 PM
they have xanax bars now? so glad i live in utah.
 
2013-01-21 08:12:10 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

RIP Wolfgang Windgassen
 
2013-01-21 08:12:22 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Inside her purse, police allegedly found five Xanax bars.

Xanax comes in bars?


This was exactly my first thought when I read that.
 
2013-01-21 08:12:51 PM
I'm glad I'm not the only one who just found out about Xanax bars.
I was really hoping for nougat though, not caramel.
 
2013-01-21 08:14:23 PM

BalugaJoe: how did they get drunk? the drinks are totally watered.


Sounds like they pregamed it.
 
2013-01-21 08:17:04 PM
whew, was getting a little nervous. Wife and I have certainly had a few drinks out to dinner with the boy. Then I saw this part:

"When police arrived, witnesses allegedly told them that 27-year-old Michelle Windgassen was passed out in the bathroom of the restaurant. Police say that when they found her, she was attempting to snort some type of narcotic which she allegedly identified as heroin. She also had a small baggie with a trace of heroin still inside, according to police."

a little different than having a few caiprihanas or glasses of wine when out for tapas.
 
2013-01-21 08:19:40 PM
That guy's only 1 year older than I am?

Oh and I'll take the chocolate peanut butter Xany.
 
2013-01-21 08:19:57 PM

Warthog: I can't believe some of the comments on the article. People want this child taken away from his parents? No child should be taken from his parents. God gave this boy to them to test them, and to test the child. They will all become stronger as a result of this. It would be against God for CPS to intervene.


Surely you can't be serious....
 
2013-01-21 08:20:04 PM
I'll tell you what - you give those schoolkids boxes of Xanax bars for their fundraisers and they'll be able to spend a year in Europe.
 
2013-01-21 08:21:44 PM

Bathia_Mapes: netizencain: Bathia_Mapes: Inside her purse, police allegedly found five Xanax bars.

Xanax comes in bars?

Yep.  It's like a divisible pill.

Ah, thanks. Did a gis and it pretty much looks like a caplet, but with more divider lines.


It's a tablet with divider lines. Caplets are coated and therefore shouldn't be split.
 
2013-01-21 08:22:09 PM
These farkers weren't drunk on drinks from apple bees (as that would cost a fortune), they just made the mistake of taking X bars in public.

/you need to be somewhere very near your abode prior to swallowing an X bar
 
2013-01-21 08:22:30 PM

sithon: do they have hidden caramel pockets?


That's the sky bar.
Reach for the sky.
 
2013-01-21 08:22:59 PM

BalugaJoe: how did they get drunk? the drinks are totally watered.


You don't need to get drunk when you snort heroin in the bathroom. Also, that mom is a rough 27.
 
2013-01-21 08:24:46 PM

ChaosStar: Bathia_Mapes: Inside her purse, police allegedly found five Xanax bars.

Xanax comes in bars?

This was exactly my first thought when I read that.


XaniBars. DO.NOT>EVER.TAKE THEM.

/serious biz
 
2013-01-21 08:26:30 PM
www.applebees.com
Last thing I had at Applebee's, it was delicious.
 
2013-01-21 08:27:22 PM
I miss SnackCake.
 
2013-01-21 08:27:40 PM
If I had a kid, I'd take heroin hoping I'd die too.
 
2013-01-21 08:28:13 PM
From the headline I thought this was going to be one of those tranny threads. Oops a daisy.
 
2013-01-21 08:32:13 PM
i.minus.com

"It used to be Breezefarten"
 
2013-01-21 08:33:01 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Inside her purse, police allegedly found five Xanax bars.

Xanax comes in bars?


Yes. A common slang name is zanny bars, which specifically refers to a full bar as opposed to just buying a hit. Or, so I was told at college or something.
 
2013-01-21 08:34:44 PM

rufus-t-firefly: I'll tell you what - you give those schoolkids boxes of Xanax bars for their fundraisers and they'll be able to spend a year in Europe.


And you wouldn't care if they made it home!
 
2013-01-21 08:35:15 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Windgassen?

/is that anything like crop dusting?


I wondered the same thing.
 
2013-01-21 08:35:22 PM
Finally a story where police use the term "narcotic" and are correct that it is actually a narcotic. 95% of the other times they just sound stupid for placing that label on drugs which are not narcotics.
 
2013-01-21 08:39:15 PM
v010o.popscreen.com
What a lovely meal.......
Certainly does look delicious.
 
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