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2013-01-21 03:45:27 PM
I just wanted to start by saying I'm a Big E Langston fan after reading his twitter. They need to let him just talk and have fun out there rather than be boring tough guy.

Here are some gems:
People, "RyBlack" is unimaginative & dull. On the other hand, "Choc Lesnar" made me audibly laugh. (He also likes Soulberg)

After Roscoe's House of Chicken & Waffles and Venice Gold's Gym, I realized some stereotypes should be embraced
 
2013-01-21 04:28:35 PM

GMJ:  Alright everybody, take a seat - I got this
Vince: muahahaha...and what, praytell, is THAT?
GMJ:  Oh, it's nothing special - just my BASS CANNON FWC CHECKLIST!

Weekly RAW Checklist
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)


1) I Said/JFSP mark out for John Cena all night
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "Trending worldwide on Twitter!!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) Somebody trolling for the night
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Ryblack appearance
10) Ryback appearance
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) #LIMESTATUS
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"**
14) Random appearance by The Shield
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) 'ARMBRA!' (requires a visual demonstration - images MUST be linked & marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Mods)
19) NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
20) FWC member sighting on TV
 
2013-01-21 04:52:40 PM
In honor of a holiday, is it mark night? I remember someone doing it on Christmas/new Year's Eve
 
2013-01-21 04:56:41 PM

Jonny Chimpo: In honor of a holiday, is it mark night? I remember someone doing it on Christmas/new Year's Eve


We normally plan those out in advance. That being said I wouldn't put it past McMahon to have a strap match on MLK Day like he has in the past.
 
2013-01-21 05:02:45 PM

eagles95: Jonny Chimpo: In honor of a holiday, is it mark night? I remember someone doing it on Christmas/new Year's Eve

We normally plan those out in advance. That being said I wouldn't put it past McMahon to have a strap match on MLK Day like he has in the past.


I don't remember this happening, but I wouldn't bet against something like this ever happening.
 
2013-01-21 05:04:03 PM
It's almost Royal Rumble...I got tickets to what could be the end of the WWE.
 
2013-01-21 05:10:38 PM

TheManofPA: eagles95: Jonny Chimpo: In honor of a holiday, is it mark night? I remember someone doing it on Christmas/new Year's Eve

We normally plan those out in advance. That being said I wouldn't put it past McMahon to have a strap match on MLK Day like he has in the past.

I don't remember this happening, but I wouldn't bet against something like this ever happening.


It happened in early 2000's or late 90's. IIRC it was in Milwaukee and i was there drunk. For some reason it was a diva's strap match and Trish Stratus was involved.
 
2013-01-21 05:11:26 PM

eddievercetti: It's almost Royal Rumble...I got tickets to what could be the end of the WWE.


huh?
 
2013-01-21 05:11:30 PM
You missed one, GMF. Since this is the go-home show for the Rumble it will end in the obligatory impromptu Battle Royale/brawl.
 
2013-01-21 05:14:42 PM

eagles95: huh?


If you heard the "spoiler" that's coming up, many will moan in anger.

Hint: Fark you Cena.
 
2013-01-21 05:15:03 PM
You know, I lost my keys to the car earlier this morning. I was so upset over the 49ers victory.

I sure hope I find them before the Rumble on Sunday.
 
2013-01-21 05:15:25 PM

TheManofPA:

Here are some gems:
People, "RyBlack" is unimaginative & dull. On the other hand, "Choc Lesnar" made me audibly laugh. (He also likes Soulberg)



"Told you we should've trademarked that Monsoon...."
 
2013-01-21 05:19:07 PM
"Remember last year Monsoon? When I said that most of John Cena's Make-a-Wish kids are going to have a longer lifespan than last years "Once-in-a-Lifetime" Match at Mania."

"I remember Brain."

"Remember it again when we're both looking to jump out of the tallest window we can after the Rumble."

"What IS Cena's Kryptonite?"

"Other than skinny chicks Monsoon? I have no idea."
 
2013-01-21 05:20:48 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Remember last year Monsoon? When I said that most of John Cena's Make-a-Wish kids are going to have a longer lifespan than last years "Once-in-a-Lifetime" Match at Mania."

"I remember Brain."

"Remember it again when we're both looking to jump out of the tallest window we can after the Rumble."

"What IS Cena's Kryptonite?"

"Other than skinny chicks Monsoon? I have no idea."


BRABOBOBOBOOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOOBOO
 
2013-01-21 05:20:57 PM

No Line For Beer: You missed one, GMF. Since this is the go-home show for the Rumble it will end in the obligatory impromptu Battle Royale/brawl.


Put that in my original headline, I missed this thread initially for some reason when I was looking earlier.

Also, a final sendoff as thanks for my free month of TF:

hundreddollarman is a great American. I hear he's got the 24 inch python where it counts. I hear Amy Shurmer can't keep up with him either. I heard hundreddollarman was the reason Steph got the bolt-ons and that he actually drove the hummer.
 
2013-01-21 05:22:15 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Remember last year Monsoon? When I said that most of John Cena's Make-a-Wish kids are going to have a longer lifespan than last years "Once-in-a-Lifetime" Match at Mania."

"I remember Brain."

"Remember it again when we're both looking to jump out of the tallest window we can after the Rumble."

"What IS Cena's Kryptonite?"

"Other than skinny chicks Monsoon? I have no idea."


I hope you are prepping for the mile a minute rumble. We'll need you during the 9-15 jobber central
 
2013-01-21 05:22:39 PM

TheManofPA: (He also likes Soulberg)

Seems to me, the proper way to say that would always be "Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuu uulberg!"
 
2013-01-21 05:24:04 PM

eddievercetti: eagles95: huh?

If you heard the "spoiler" that's coming up, many will moan in anger.

Hint: Fark you Cena.


oh that......knew it was coming. I know there is a PPV in Chicago again this year so at least that will be fun to watch. Plus you have New York WWE fan crapping on him for Wrestlemainia and the next night on RAW. Just focus on that and you will be ok.
 
2013-01-21 05:46:16 PM
Well, considering this past Sunday featured the Falcons and Pats going down AND King Nothing getting chased from his net after 29 minutes of gametime on the way to a NY Rangers loss, it figures that the universe must be righted, a penance must be paid, and Rock beating Punk and Cena winning the Rumble next Sunday is the bill.  Tragic.
 
2013-01-21 05:50:09 PM

ReverendLoki: TheManofPA: (He also likes Soulberg)

Seems to me, the proper way to say that would always be "Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuu uulberg!"


That settles it. Pull Slick out of retirement, and give him to Soulberg.
 
2013-01-21 05:51:15 PM

eagles95: eddievercetti: eagles95: huh?

If you heard the "spoiler" that's coming up, many will moan in anger.

Hint: Fark you Cena.

oh that......knew it was coming. I know there is a PPV in Chicago again this year so at least that will be fun to watch. Plus you have New York WWE fan crapping on him for Wrestlemainia and the next night on RAW. Just focus on that and you will be ok.


"How is the booking for WM goin?"

"Same as always."

"That bad, huh?"

OR

"Rock vs Cena is our only potential match Main Event?"

"No.... there is another..."

www.wwe.com

Vs.

www.wwe.com

Vs.

totalwrestling.info
 
2013-01-21 05:52:52 PM

eddievercetti: eagles95: huh?

If you heard the "spoiler" that's coming up, many will moan in anger.

Hint: Fark you Cena.


I fuggin' called it after he lost to Punk. I wanted to be wrong sooooooo badly.
 
2013-01-21 05:53:21 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: eagles95: eddievercetti: eagles95: huh?

If you heard the "spoiler" that's coming up, many will moan in anger.

Hint: Fark you Cena.

oh that......knew it was coming. I know there is a PPV in Chicago again this year so at least that will be fun to watch. Plus you have New York WWE fan crapping on him for Wrestlemainia and the next night on RAW. Just focus on that and you will be ok.

"How is the booking for WM goin?"

"Same as always."

"That bad, huh?"

OR

"Rock vs Cena is our only potential match Main Event?"

"No.... there is another..."

[www.wwe.com image 232x245]

Vs.

[www.wwe.com image 232x245]

Vs.

[totalwrestling.info image 600x300]


Makes sense...then Punk can job to both!! BRILLIANT!!!! But whom will job to Taker then? Ziggler?
 
2013-01-21 05:55:46 PM
Rock... loses at Rumble. (what?)

Cena... doesn't win the Royal Rumble (What?)
- actual winner chooses WHC

Elimination Chamber PPV - Rock wins the title in 6 man Chamber match. Last 2 in the match are Rock and Cena.

* Rumble offers surprises
* Punk doesn't lose by being pinned for the title
* Rock vs Cena for the title happens at WM
* Punk comes back for his title after WM
 
2013-01-21 06:01:00 PM

WippitGuud: Rock... loses at Rumble. (what?)

Cena... doesn't win the Royal Rumble (What?)
- actual winner chooses WHC

Elimination Chamber PPV - Rock wins the title in 6 man Chamber match. Last 2 in the match are Rock and Cena.

* Rumble offers surprises
* Punk doesn't lose by being pinned for the title
* Rock vs Cena for the title happens at WM
* Punk comes back for his title after WM


Have to find a way to have Taker cost Punk the belt.

I still stand that if you want to shock us at the rumble, you have Punk stun the Rock, clean in the ring.

Then you have the Rock enter as number 30 in the Rumble. You don't have to worry about the belt at house shows and Rock is in the ME at WM. Problem is, he wants the belt and he isn't winning it at WM so it has to be now.
 
2013-01-21 06:05:19 PM

TheManofPA: WippitGuud: Rock... loses at Rumble. (what?)

Cena... doesn't win the Royal Rumble (What?)
- actual winner chooses WHC

Elimination Chamber PPV - Rock wins the title in 6 man Chamber match. Last 2 in the match are Rock and Cena.

* Rumble offers surprises
* Punk doesn't lose by being pinned for the title
* Rock vs Cena for the title happens at WM
* Punk comes back for his title after WM

Have to find a way to have Taker cost Punk the belt.


Taker as a surprise entrance in the Rumble... doesn't win, but that's ok. He can be one of the 6 for the title. He ends up being the one who pins Punk in the Chamber.
 
2013-01-21 06:20:17 PM

TheManofPA: WippitGuud: Rock... loses at Rumble. (what?)

Cena... doesn't win the Royal Rumble (What?)
- actual winner chooses WHC

Elimination Chamber PPV - Rock wins the title in 6 man Chamber match. Last 2 in the match are Rock and Cena.

* Rumble offers surprises
* Punk doesn't lose by being pinned for the title
* Rock vs Cena for the title happens at WM
* Punk comes back for his title after WM

Have to find a way to have Taker cost Punk the belt.

I still stand that if you want to shock us at the rumble, you have Punk stun the Rock, clean in the ring.

Then you have the Rock enter as number 30 in the Rumble. You don't have to worry about the belt at house shows and Rock is in the ME at WM. Problem is, he wants the belt and he isn't winning it at WM so it has to be now.


Bah gawd, King, That's Stone Cold's move.
 
2013-01-21 06:21:40 PM

eagles95: Jim from Saint Paul: eagles95: eddievercetti: eagles95: huh?

If you heard the "spoiler" that's coming up, many will moan in anger.

Hint: Fark you Cena.

oh that......knew it was coming. I know there is a PPV in Chicago again this year so at least that will be fun to watch. Plus you have New York WWE fan crapping on him for Wrestlemainia and the next night on RAW. Just focus on that and you will be ok.

"How is the booking for WM goin?"

"Same as always."

"That bad, huh?"

OR

"Rock vs Cena is our only potential match Main Event?"

"No.... there is another..."

[www.wwe.com image 232x245]

Vs.

[www.wwe.com image 232x245]

Vs.

[totalwrestling.info image 600x300]

Makes sense...then Punk can job to both!! BRILLIANT!!!! But whom will job to Taker then? Ziggler?


Ziggler jobbing to Taker would actually be something I'm okay with.
 
2013-01-21 06:24:07 PM

tbaughm: Ziggler jobbing to Taker would actually be something I'm okay with.


i63.photobucket.com

Pass, lol.
 
2013-01-21 06:31:12 PM

tbaughm: TheManofPA: WippitGuud: Rock... loses at Rumble. (what?)

Cena... doesn't win the Royal Rumble (What?)
- actual winner chooses WHC

Elimination Chamber PPV - Rock wins the title in 6 man Chamber match. Last 2 in the match are Rock and Cena.

* Rumble offers surprises
* Punk doesn't lose by being pinned for the title
* Rock vs Cena for the title happens at WM
* Punk comes back for his title after WM

Have to find a way to have Taker cost Punk the belt.

I still stand that if you want to shock us at the rumble, you have Punk stun the Rock, clean in the ring.

Then you have the Rock enter as number 30 in the Rumble. You don't have to worry about the belt at house shows and Rock is in the ME at WM. Problem is, he wants the belt and he isn't winning it at WM so it has to be now.

Bah gawd, King, That's Stone Cold's move.


Ok, this thread would completely and absolutely lose its shiat if Punk hits the Rock with a Stone Cold Stunner at the Royal Rumble


robsul82:
tbaughm: Ziggler jobbing to Taker would actually be something I'm okay with.

[i63.photobucket.com image 800x600]

Pass, lol.


I forgot that awesome picture. Wasn't that during some of the early days of the threads?
 
2013-01-21 06:35:41 PM

TheManofPA: robsul82: tbaughm: Ziggler jobbing to Taker would actually be something I'm okay with.

[i63.photobucket.com image 800x600]

Pass, lol.

I forgot that awesome picture. Wasn't that during some of the early days of the threads?


Yep, that was roflbot'd a long time ago.
 
2013-01-21 06:38:21 PM

robsul82: tbaughm: Ziggler jobbing to Taker would actually be something I'm okay with.

[i63.photobucket.com image 800x600]

Pass, lol.


t.qkme.me

t.qkme.me
 
2013-01-21 06:39:39 PM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7547841/82035201#c82035201" target="_blank">TheManofPA</a>:</b> <i>tbaughm: TheManofPA: WippitGuud: Rock... loses at Rumble. (what?)

Cena... doesn't win the Royal Rumble (What?)
- actual winner chooses WHC

Elimination Chamber PPV - Rock wins the title in 6 man Chamber match. Last 2 in the match are Rock and Cena.

* Rumble offers surprises
* Punk doesn't lose by being pinned for the title
* Rock vs Cena for the title happens at WM
* Punk comes back for his title after WM

Have to find a way to have Taker cost Punk the belt.

I still stand that if you want to shock us at the rumble, you have Punk stun the Rock, clean in the ring.

Then you have the Rock enter as number 30 in the Rumble. You don't have to worry about the belt at house shows and Rock is in the ME at WM. Problem is, he wants the belt and he isn't winning it at WM so it has to be now.

Bah gawd, King, That's Stone Cold's move.

<b>Ok, this thread would completely and absolutely lose its shiat if Punk hits the Rock with a Stone Cold Stunner at the Royal Rumble</b></i>

I would legitimately pay for WM if that happened.
 
2013-01-21 06:42:19 PM

TheManofPA: tbaughm: TheManofPA: WippitGuud: Rock... loses at Rumble. (what?)

Cena... doesn't win the Royal Rumble (What?)
- actual winner chooses WHC

Elimination Chamber PPV - Rock wins the title in 6 man Chamber match. Last 2 in the match are Rock and Cena.

* Rumble offers surprises
* Punk doesn't lose by being pinned for the title
* Rock vs Cena for the title happens at WM
* Punk comes back for his title after WM

Have to find a way to have Taker cost Punk the belt.

I still stand that if you want to shock us at the rumble, you have Punk stun the Rock, clean in the ring.

Then you have the Rock enter as number 30 in the Rumble. You don't have to worry about the belt at house shows and Rock is in the ME at WM. Problem is, he wants the belt and he isn't winning it at WM so it has to be now.

Bah gawd, King, That's Stone Cold's move.

Ok, this thread would completely and absolutely lose its shiat if Punk hits the Rock with a Stone Cold Stunner at the Royal Rumble


robsul82: tbaughm: Ziggler jobbing to Taker would actually be something I'm okay with.

[i63.photobucket.com image 800x600]

Pass, lol.

I forgot that awesome picture. Wasn't that during some of the early days of the threads?



Twitter would explode and i'm pretty sure i would even post to facebook that BAH GAWD!!! HE JUST STUNNED THE ROCK!
 
2013-01-21 06:47:45 PM
By Gawd King, The Inspector, may actually get to watch Raw as it airs!
 
2013-01-21 06:47:59 PM
If Ziggler jobs to Cena again tonight, I'm done for a while. Just sayin.
 
2013-01-21 06:48:29 PM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7547841/82035070#c82035070" target="_blank">tbaughm</a>:</b> <i>TheManofPA: WippitGuud: Rock... loses at Rumble. (what?)

Cena... doesn't win the Royal Rumble (What?)
- actual winner chooses WHC

Elimination Chamber PPV - Rock wins the title in 6 man Chamber match. Last 2 in the match are Rock and Cena.

* Rumble offers surprises
* Punk doesn't lose by being pinned for the title
* Rock vs Cena for the title happens at WM
* Punk comes back for his title after WM

Have to find a way to have Taker cost Punk the belt.

I still stand that if you want to shock us at the rumble, you have Punk stun the Rock, clean in the ring.

Bah gawd, King, That's Stone Cold's move.</i>


I'm good with that!
 
2013-01-21 06:50:07 PM

eagles95: Twitter would explode and i'm pretty sure i would even post to facebook that BAH GAWD!!! HE JUST STUNNED THE ROCK!


LOL, Punk pins Rock at all on Sunday, I'm expecting an automatic +125.  He pins him after a Stone Cold Stunner, +300.
 
2013-01-21 06:51:35 PM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7547841/82035439#c82035439" target="_blank">robsul82</a>:</b> <i>eagles95: Twitter would explode and i'm pretty sure i would even post to facebook that BAH GAWD!!! HE JUST STUNNED THE ROCK!

LOL, Punk pins Rock at all on Sunday, I'm expecting an automatic +125.  He pins him after a Stone Cold Stunner, +300.</i>

+350 if he gives the double birds before it as well
 
2013-01-21 06:53:37 PM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7547841/82035406#c82035406" target="_blank">IAmTheTagTeamChampions</a>:</b> <i>If Ziggler jobs to Cena again tonight, I'm done for a while. Just sayin.</i>

Hug it out!!
 
2013-01-21 06:54:26 PM
Ok, Here we go!

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
REPEAT FWC CHAMPIEN OF THE WURLD!
<img src="http://i1167.photobucket.com/albums/q631/moodybastard/bastardbelt _zps3daa9ea6.jpg">
 
2013-01-21 06:56:36 PM
Ya, I freaking hate photobucket
 
2013-01-21 06:57:40 PM

No Line For Beer: You missed one, GMF. Since this is the go-home show for the Rumble it will end in the obligatory impromptu Battle Royale/brawl.


I'm assuming you were referring to me?

Either way, your point is spot on.
 
2013-01-21 07:05:06 PM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7547841/82035486#c82035486" target="_blank">NoIAmTheTagTeamChampions</a>:</b> <i><b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7547841/82035406#c82035406" target="_blank">IAmTheTagTeamChampions</a>:</b> <i>If Ziggler jobs to Cena again tonight, I'm done for a while. Just sayin.</i>

Hug it out!!</i>

Watch yourself, pal...

:-)
 
2013-01-21 07:06:41 PM
ok, just now catching u with the rumor mill today.

Punk losing at Elimination Chamber instead of RR would be ok by me, esp. if they let Punk go uber-heel as a result.

I will say though, if Punk wins at RR, he needs to win clean, and in stunning fashion.  I'm thinking either make him tap out, or give him a stone cold stunner.
 
2013-01-21 07:16:14 PM
It is the 3-time gredunza champion, and The People's Farker - TRIPLE F!

Are-uh
You-uh
Ready-uh!
 
2013-01-21 07:17:28 PM
Ok, if Punk wins at RR, and wins via Stunner...I don't know what I would do with myself.

I probably would just esplode.
 
2013-01-21 07:20:57 PM

TheManofPA: I just wanted to start by saying I'm a Big E Langston fan after reading his twitter. They need to let him just talk and have fun out there rather than be boring tough guy.

Here are some gems:
People, "RyBlack" is unimaginative & dull. On the other hand, "Choc Lesnar" made me audibly laugh. (He also likes Soulberg)

After Roscoe's House of Chicken & Waffles and Venice Gold's Gym, I realized some stereotypes should be embraced


that's great. They should give him more mic time and less stern guy with arms crossed time.
 
2013-01-21 07:22:29 PM
alright, which one of you chaps went and broke the Twitter machine?
 
2013-01-21 07:24:23 PM
Ok, lets try this again....

HIT MY MUSIC!

THREE TIME! THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
REPEAT FWC CHAMPIEN OF THE WURLD!

i1167.photobucket.com
 
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