SpectroBoy: catusr: mechanical engineerMayhem_2006: As a former Civil Engineer,You know the difference between a mechanical engineer and a civil engineer?Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets!/ tip your waitress
contrapunctus: [wiki.teamfortress.com image 250x336]Approves.
oldfarthenry: Mrs. Henry HATES it when I put my calculator on her back to determine the thrusts required to get the job done.
littlett's: They just need somebody to love them.Well and have sex with them.
BigNumber12: You should do more research before you post, or stick to subjects that you understand. I'll give you a pass this time because you love Idiocracy so much.
catusr: mechanical engineer - 63.2% dead inside
mark12A: Born and hard wired to be an engineer.Mechanical engineer. BS, MS Drexel University73.4% dead inside.Works for the Navy, keeping the War Machines running smoothly.Never married.Aerobatic pilot, SCUBA diver, skier, anti-social bicyclistSerious equestrian and Foxhunter.To put it gently, people are my least favorite animals./terrorist if it becomes necessary
Pointy Tail of Satan: Funny but true in my case. Someone talking about "the weather" or their visit to the store is like nails on a chalkboard to me. And good luck finding a babe who wants to talk about neutron flux density or Wigner energy.
BokChoy: Clearly we need to ban engineering.
Private_Citizen: Another joke:An engineer, a priest and a surgeon are playing golf one day, but they keep getting held up by a slow group ahead of them. Frustrated, they ask their caddie what's the problem with the slow group. The caddie explains, "Those are firefighters who lost their eyesight while saving orphans from a fire!".Feeling chagrinned about his impatience, the priest says, "Oh, that's terrible, I'll pray for them." Not to be out done, the surgeon chimes in "I'll donate some time and see if we can repair their eyes."Then, the engineer asks:"If they're blind, why can't they play at night?"
SovietCanuckistan: There are a lot of engineers on Fark. I never realized there were so many trains out there to drive.
WhippingBoy: slapmastered: *PHEW* God, I thought I was the only one who had that problem with their wife.No, I also have a problem with your wife. WTF is up with her reluctance to do anal?
oldfarthenry: littlett's: oldfarthenry: Mrs. Henry HATES it when I put my calculator on her back to determine the thrusts required to get the job done.She expects you to be able to do the math in your head. She is just upset that she married one of the slow engineers. :PA good engineer NEVER does math in his/her head. We don't even trust our own brains.
CheapEngineer: WhippingBoy: Do they mean real engineers? (e.g. those with bona-fide engineering degrees?) Or those useless douche-nozzles who use the term "engineer" loosely because it makes them seem more accomplished than they actually are? I farking hate those tourist bastards.\EE degree, ya happy now?
oldfarthenry: That's because we have to work with those marketing people:
ProfessorOhki: That's not entirely true; some engineers remain quite capable of anger.
Ethertap: I think what eroded my empathy more than anything was hearing business majors biatch that they couldn't get drunk on a Tuesday night because their "business calculus" class was to hard./chemical engineer
Champion of the Sun: I'm a sanitation engineer and I love you all.
FormlessOne: They're nothing compared to the IT admins, though. Friggin' sadistic sociopaths./I keed, I keed.
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