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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   'Finders Keepers' does not apply to things lost in a Walmart bathroom, including someone else's iPhone (or your basic human decency)   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 13
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2013-01-21 03:58:55 PM  
5 votes:
Some idiot called me up once and said he found my wallet that had $500 in it. Wasn't even mine but somehow there was a post-it with my number tucked in there. Easiest $500 ever.
2013-01-21 03:30:01 PM  
3 votes:

FloydA: What about my virginity?


If you lose that in a Walmart bathroom, I guarantee you'll find something else...
2013-01-21 03:52:35 PM  
2 votes:
Walmart has bathrooms? Geez, all this time, I've been "going" in the fitting rooms.

/learned something new today.
2013-01-21 03:29:41 PM  
2 votes:
'Finders Keepers' does not apply to things lost in a Walmart bathroom...

I think we've found the paternity liability loophole that we've all been searching for...
2013-01-21 03:28:28 PM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: I'd just drop it in the toilet.


Don't forget to take a bunch of pictures of your junk and send it to "Parents" and "Grandma" first.
2013-01-21 05:59:18 PM  
1 votes:

SpdrJay: What if I lost my virginity in a Walmart restroom?


Any pics?
2013-01-21 05:34:44 PM  
1 votes:
Only working phone that I've found when not at work was back in the nineties when cell phones were still relatively uncommon. It was in the gutter outside a bar. The charge was running down, and I had just about enough juice to dial a few numbers on the phone book until I got someone who knew who the owner was (who had lent it to a numbnuts friend, who dropped it in the gutter). Guy shows up to pick it up, I hand it over, and before I could take my hand back he shoved some cash in it and split. Sweet!
2013-01-21 04:26:30 PM  
1 votes:
What if I lost my virginity in a Walmart restroom?
2013-01-21 04:07:49 PM  
1 votes:

basemetal: For many people (myself included), our smart phones have become a central part of our daily routine, just like breathing and eating.

Except........you can actually live without a phone.


over 40 aren't you? its okey. we know you can.
2013-01-21 04:05:06 PM  
1 votes:
Heard a good one the other day: Recent research has shown that what brand smart phone you choose says a lot about your personality. Android users are the most intelligent. iPhone users are the most creative. Blackberry users are the most depressed.
2013-01-21 03:59:17 PM  
1 votes:

inclemency: PJ-: Had a buddy of mine find a wallet with about $1800 cash in it about 4 years ago. Asked him if he was going to return it, his reply 'if you are dumb enough to lose your wallet with that much cash in it, you don't deserve the money'. He took the cash and threw the wallet in a mailbox.

Your buddy is a douchebag. I found a wallet with 500 dollars in it and no id. I found a phone number on a slip of paper and eventually got in touch wih the owner.

Got 50 bucks and a huge thank you, and I can sleep at night.

/broke


...and a free month of TF
2013-01-21 03:35:58 PM  
1 votes:
I left my BF's iPad in the bathroom of a resteraunt once. I freaked out, called the place, went by and searched it...no luck. My BF was pretty mad, and I had a meltdown, I felt so bad about it.

He didn't have iCloud or whatever installed, so I figured on just paying for a new one. 3 days later, a guy calls him (got his number off his email sig) and said that he was very sorry, and he wanted to return the iPad. Turns out, his GF was eating at the same place, and snagged he iPad out of the stall after I left and proceeded to give it to him as a birthday present. She never bothered to clear anything off it, and it was obviously full of his stuff, including family pics, etc. They had a good laugh and the guy told him to be thankful that he merely had an absent-minded girlfriend, rather than a thieving one. Made me feel a bit better. ;)
2013-01-21 03:33:41 PM  
1 votes:
CSB:  I've found 4 phones in the past few years and the first thing I did each time was to scroll through the Contacts and look for a number for "HOME".  I've then called the number and arranged to meet the owner to give it back.

The one time I lost my phone in a cab in Atlantic City, it eventually found its way back to me.  2 weeks after losing it, some guy called a friend of mine to say his sister had found my phone.  She was halfway through deleting the contacts (she'd already deleted HOME and had gotten through the R's) when he took it away from her. He said she'd planned on erasing the history & selling it, so he smacked her upside the head and did the right thing.  WTF is wrong with people?

CSB Part II:  A pic of the last phone I found:
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