FloydA: What about my virginity?
vudukungfu: I'd just drop it in the toilet.
SpdrJay: What if I lost my virginity in a Walmart restroom?
basemetal: For many people (myself included), our smart phones have become a central part of our daily routine, just like breathing and eating.Except........you can actually live without a phone.
inclemency: PJ-: Had a buddy of mine find a wallet with about $1800 cash in it about 4 years ago. Asked him if he was going to return it, his reply 'if you are dumb enough to lose your wallet with that much cash in it, you don't deserve the money'. He took the cash and threw the wallet in a mailbox.Your buddy is a douchebag. I found a wallet with 500 dollars in it and no id. I found a phone number on a slip of paper and eventually got in touch wih the owner.Got 50 bucks and a huge thank you, and I can sleep at night./broke
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