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(MSN)   Today's Fark ready headline: "Donkey used as getaway car by dumbass thieves"   ( now.msn.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Laurel and Hardy, Acosta, Colombians, Xavi  
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2983 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jan 2013 at 2:08 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-21 02:10:48 PM  
What a jackass.
 
2013-01-21 02:10:49 PM  
Roflcopter?
 
2013-01-21 02:13:35 PM  
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2013-01-21 02:15:35 PM  
Would have thought the Assinine tag would carry the load, but what do I know?
 
2013-01-21 02:15:40 PM  
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2013-01-21 02:17:10 PM  
Just ask the three Colombians whose Laurel and Hardy-style burglary plan included speeding off on an elderly ass.

I bet the author has been waiting for a long time to weave the term "elderly ass" into a story.

Lord knows I would.

/Project much?
 
2013-01-21 02:21:43 PM  
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2013-01-21 02:22:03 PM  
This headline could have been epic.
 
2013-01-21 02:27:37 PM  
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Oh come on...SOMEONE was going to do it...
 
2013-01-21 02:28:24 PM  
Three guys wanted for liquoring up some underaged ass in Columbia, Secret Service nowhere to be found.
 
2013-01-21 02:29:52 PM  

Ghost Roach: Would have thought the Assinine tag would carry the load, but what do I know?


No such thing. Shows what you know.
 
2013-01-21 02:32:00 PM  
But what of the ownership and intelligence of the donkey? These guys could have been dumb ass thieves.
 
2013-01-21 02:34:36 PM  
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2013-01-21 02:34:43 PM  
Didn't Ford have a concept car called the Donkey back in the 70's?
 
2013-01-21 02:35:58 PM  
Never touch a man's victuals.
 
2013-01-21 02:58:40 PM  
Laurel & Hardy = 2. Three Columbians = 3. Maybe a Larry, Curly and Moe operation?
 
2013-01-21 03:01:31 PM  
GOOGLE will stop them...

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2013-01-21 03:13:46 PM  
I would never touch another man's ass.....unless,of course,he drops the soap.
 
2013-01-21 03:23:41 PM  
Depends, if your escape route takes you off-road and onto the side of a hill, it's a damn good "getaway car".
 
2013-01-21 03:42:52 PM  
Calling a ten year old donkey an 'elderly ass' is a bit of a stretch, since donkey's can live for 50 or more years.
Of course I found this out AFTER getting my own donkey, who just turned one year old last July.
Stay tuned for "Donkey Inherits Family Fortune" headline sometime in the future.
 
2013-01-21 03:57:45 PM  

BillyRayBob: Calling a ten year old donkey an 'elderly ass' is a bit of a stretch, since donkey's can live for 50 or more years.
Of course I found this out AFTER getting my own donkey, who just turned one year old last July.
Stay tuned for "Donkey Inherits Family Fortune" headline sometime in the future.


Similar problem with desert tortoises. They are definitely going to outlive me, and thus, are now part of my estate planning...
 
2013-01-21 04:01:42 PM  
more like a donkey bomb
 
2013-01-21 05:58:09 PM  
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They got a little bit carried away. Or they didn't
 
2013-01-21 06:04:07 PM  
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