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(ESPN)   NY Jets owner, realizing his fans have almost figured him out to be an AW football fraud: "I never wanted Tebow, but he forced us to sign him." No, this isn't an Onion article   (espn.go.com) divider line 28
    More: Satire, Tim Tebow, Jets, Mike Tannenbaum, Woody Johnson, Jets owner, understatement, Jaguars, Tony Sparano  
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2013-01-21 03:04:59 PM
Next up: God threatened us to trade him, or elssssssssssseee
 
2013-01-21 03:05:00 PM
Tebow: The power of Christ compels you! You WILL sign me!
Johnson: Blaaagh! Your mother throws incomplete passes in hell!!
 
2013-01-21 03:05:03 PM
"He said he would have The Lord smite us if we didn't. My hands were tied!"
 
2013-01-21 03:06:07 PM
t3.gstatic.com

'Tebow? Tebow is quarterback forbidden!'

Quite possibly the funniest post of the year....not my own original....
 
2013-01-21 03:07:13 PM

SkylineRecords: "He said he would have The Lord smite us if we didn't. My hands were tied nailed!"


FTFY
 
2013-01-21 03:11:45 PM
F*ck you, Woody Johnson.

signed,

Every Jets fan.
 
2013-01-21 03:16:17 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [t3.gstatic.com image 256x192]

'Tebow? Tebow is quarterback forbidden!'

Quite possibly the funniest post of the year....not my own original....


Ohhhhhh.... forgive.
 
2013-01-21 03:17:28 PM
Can he long snap?
 
2013-01-21 03:19:10 PM
i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-21 03:20:09 PM
 
2013-01-21 03:21:26 PM
If he dropped 2/10ths off his 40, atlanta could use him as an option end, since gonzalez is all but retired.
 
2013-01-21 03:21:48 PM
All this behind the scenes crap is why I'm willing to give Rex Ryan another chance.
 
2013-01-21 03:23:54 PM
I always thought it was to push merch. That would have been a logical explanation at least.

/WoodyJohnson, most phallic named owner in sports?
 
2013-01-21 03:26:27 PM
I came because I had to; I'm the one who saw.
Tebow can't throw it like he did before.
And furthermore I know that Tebow thinks so too.
Tebow wouldn't mind that I was here with you.
 
2013-01-21 03:32:17 PM
Lol... Herm says go to the CFL and hone your skillz...

Since Montreal owns his rights, he'd have to get traded before he sees the field. Tony Calvillo is 4x the QB that Tebow ever will be... and Calvillo's pretty much twice as old as Tebow.
 
2013-01-21 03:33:56 PM

El Brujo: Can he long snap?


Cheerleader.

I mean, he's got a positive attitude, a nice smile, enthusiasm, gets everyone excited about winning.

/so long as he doesn't have to throw other cheerleaders . . . . . .
 
2013-01-21 03:49:21 PM
So hold on... Rex Ryan never wanted Tebow. Woody Johnson also never wanted Tebow. Neil Glatt didn't want Tebow before you thought it was cool. Not a soul responsible for him winding up on the Jets wanted to trade for him. How did he get there?

Immaculate transaction?
 
rka
2013-01-21 04:17:18 PM

Igor Jakovsky: I always thought it was to push merch. That would have been a logical explanation at least.

/WoodyJohnson, most phallic named owner in sports?


Aren't jersey sales property of the NFL as a whole? So all teams get a cut, not one particular team. It doesn't matter where Tebow plays. A Bronco jersey sale or a Jets jersey sale, doesn't matter, it all goes into the NFL coffers and then gets divided up from there.

This is probably the best strategy though, keep trading Tebow so his supporters have to keep buying jerseys. Team after Team. Everyone wins.
 
2013-01-21 04:40:38 PM
This is like Vanilla Ice pointing out that To the Extreme sold 15 million copies - "Nobody admits they liked me, but I know I didn't buy all of them!"
 
2013-01-21 04:53:16 PM
www.quitor.com
 
2013-01-21 04:55:21 PM

uncleacid: All this behind the scenes crap is why I'm willing to give Rex Ryan another chance.


The rest of the AFC East is ok with this.
 
2013-01-21 05:34:18 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: So hold on... Rex Ryan never wanted Tebow. Woody Johnson also never wanted Tebow. Neil Glatt didn't want Tebow before you thought it was cool. Not a soul responsible for him winding up on the Jets wanted to trade for him. How did he get there?

Immaculate transaction?


I like it!
 
2013-01-21 07:28:21 PM
I've been saying this in pretty much every Tebow thread for the last couple of years:

Anyone who thinks that Tim Tebow is an NFL quarterback does not understand the game very well.
 
2013-01-21 07:28:48 PM
With the way Tebow was treated by the coaches, it has to have been a GM/ownership decision. He was unwanted and unused by the people that call the plays. No other explanation exists.
 
2013-01-21 09:16:38 PM

Dinobot: [www.quitor.com image 460x488]


This.
 
2013-01-21 10:31:57 PM

bronyaur1: I've been saying this in pretty much every Tebow thread for the last couple of years:

Anyone who thinks that Tim Tebow is an NFL quarterback does not understand the game very well.


So in other words, you go into threads about a subject you don't like, and repeat the same bland, tired bullshiat over and over in them? Congratulations?
 
2013-01-22 06:18:41 AM
This was the plan all along, everyone for some reason hates Tim Tebow. Sign him, but never play him, just like everyone wants. But then watch your starting quarterback fail, but refuse to play him anyway, out of spite. Eventually the local fans will start to root for Tebow as the underdog, lovable quarterback who never got a chance. Boom, new quarterback.
 
2013-01-22 07:52:14 AM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: So hold on... Rex Ryan never wanted Tebow. Woody Johnson also never wanted Tebow. Neil Glatt didn't want Tebow before you thought it was cool. Not a soul responsible for him winding up on the Jets wanted to trade for him. How did he get there?

Immaculate transaction?


Now former GM Mike Tennenbaum. The Jets are all in on the overzealous staffer defense.
 
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