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(The Blaze)   According to The Blaze, businessman and former Republican Senator Chuck Hagel might be... a George Soros plant   (theblaze.com) divider line 61
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2013-01-21 12:18:19 PM
Someone who has seen the horrors of war firsthand sits the board of some group that seeks to mitigate those horrors?

Wow. He's a monster.
 
2013-01-21 12:26:08 PM
What a George Soros plant actually looks like:
www.library.okstate.edu
 
2013-01-21 12:26:24 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-21 12:26:30 PM
isn't everything The Blaze dislikes a George Soros plant?
 
2013-01-21 12:29:47 PM

I'm Yukon Cornelius: isn't everything The Blaze dislikes a George Soros plant?


"Ugh, I was trying to take a shower this morning but George Soros planted all this hair in my drain so it was draining sluggishly."

"Yeah, I know what you mean, I went to have my coffee this morning, like usual, but I opened the fridge and guess what? George Soros had stolen my milk and planted a milk carton in the fridge with mere droplets left in it."
 
2013-01-21 12:34:29 PM
Who isn't a Soros plant these days according to Republican blogs?
 
2013-01-21 12:36:14 PM
Soros already pulls Obama's strings, why would he need the SecDef as well. Duh.


/gives self 2/10
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-01-21 12:39:13 PM
Someone should point out to the low end of the bell curve that a real George Soros plant would likely publish something that intentionally makes the far right look mind-numbingly stupid.
 
2013-01-21 12:44:21 PM

GAT_00: Who isn't a Soros plant these days according to Republican blogs?


Ted Nugent.
 
2013-01-21 12:45:34 PM
Bill Kristol thought Hagel should be George W. Bush's Vice President.
 
2013-01-21 01:06:38 PM

kronicfeld: Bill Kristol thought Hagel should be George W. Bush's Vice President.


Well then obviously Bill Kristol is a Soros plant.
 
2013-01-21 01:13:25 PM
The Blaze sounds like a closeted homosexual superhero.
 
2013-01-21 01:16:44 PM
And I'm not that far off.
renrutkram.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-21 01:54:22 PM
Still, say for the sake of argument that Hagel was connected to Soros.

Translation: He's not, but imagine the derp we can generate by insinuating he is.
 
2013-01-21 01:57:52 PM

FloydA: kronicfeld: Bill Kristol thought Hagel should be George W. Bush's Vice President.

Well then obviously Bill Kristol is a Soros plant.


Plus Kronicifeld is a Soros plant for reminding us of that.

/I'm also a Soros plant
 
2013-01-21 02:02:10 PM

SilentStrider: GAT_00: Who isn't a Soros plant these days according to Republican blogs?

Ted Nugent.


Is he still alive?
 
2013-01-21 02:06:04 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: SilentStrider: GAT_00: Who isn't a Soros plant these days according to Republican blogs?

Ted Nugent.

Is he still alive?


Its doubtful he ever was.
 
2013-01-21 02:10:21 PM

SilentStrider: MaudlinMutantMollusk: SilentStrider: GAT_00: Who isn't a Soros plant these days according to Republican blogs?

Ted Nugent.

Is he still alive?

Its doubtful he ever was.


Having heard Wango Tango, I see your point
 
2013-01-21 02:16:31 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

This is a statue titled "beating swords into plowhshares", and it was a gift to the UN by the Soviet Union.

*Ahem*

A GIFT to the UN by the SOVIET UNION!

Plus its pretty gay.
 
2013-01-21 02:27:24 PM

vernonFL: [upload.wikimedia.org image 607x451]

This is a statue titled "beating swords into plowhshares", and it was a gift to the UN by the Soviet Union.

*Ahem*

A GIFT to the UN by the SOVIET UNION!

Plus its pretty gay.


Eh, all Soviet art is as gay as all Soviet literature is depressing.
 
2013-01-21 02:30:51 PM
My coffee maker was running slowly this morning. God dammit, Soros!

(As an active occupier, I'm still waiting for my Soros and/or Obama cheque, too.)
 
2013-01-21 02:32:33 PM
Now that's a long con. Reminds me of

Elaine: So, Mom and Pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust...for 48 YEARS...and then run off with Jerry's sneakers?
Kramer: Apparently!
 
2013-01-21 02:35:39 PM

vernonFL: [upload.wikimedia.org image 607x451]

This is a statue titled "beating swords into plowhshares", and it was a gift to the UN by the Soviet Union.

*Ahem*

A GIFT to the UN by the SOVIET UNION!

Plus its pretty gay.


You clearly have not seen gay art. Gay art would have involved the muscular adonis beating another muscular adonis, rather than a sword into a plowshare. Probably with a riding crop, but I wouldn't rule out the open palm of his rough, calloused hands.
 
2013-01-21 02:38:09 PM
I'm going to need to see the evidence laid out on a blackboard before I can make up my mind on the veracity of this.
 
2013-01-21 02:43:08 PM

vernonFL: [upload.wikimedia.org image 607x451]

This is a statue titled "beating swords into plowhshares", and it was a gift to the UN by the Soviet Union.

*Ahem*

A GIFT to the UN by the SOVIET UNION!

Plus its pretty gay.


They really got it totally wrong.

magiccards.info
 
2013-01-21 02:43:40 PM
Obsession with George Soros seems to be a hallmark of mental illness these days.
 
2013-01-21 02:44:00 PM

Strolpol: vernonFL: [upload.wikimedia.org image 607x451]

This is a statue titled "beating swords into plowhshares", and it was a gift to the UN by the Soviet Union.

*Ahem*

A GIFT to the UN by the SOVIET UNION!

Plus its pretty gay.

They really got it totally wrong.

[magiccards.info image 312x445]


It seems like it would be kind of difficult to cast that statue. I don't think it's tournament-legal.
 
2013-01-21 02:44:18 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: SilentStrider: GAT_00: Who isn't a Soros plant these days according to Republican blogs?

Ted Nugent.

Is he still alive?


Only every full moon, after he has drunk the still-warm blood of a goat whom he has slaughtered with his own hands.
 
2013-01-21 02:45:59 PM

Vodka Zombie: What a George Soros plant actually looks like:
[www.library.okstate.edu image 611x440]


Such a wasted opportunity.

What an George Soros plant actually actually looks like:

www.ellisonsgreenhouses.com

/the key is in the name
 
2013-01-21 02:47:19 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
Newman! Soros!
 
2013-01-21 02:48:50 PM

Nurglitch: vernonFL: [upload.wikimedia.org image 607x451]

This is a statue titled "beating swords into plowhshares", and it was a gift to the UN by the Soviet Union.

*Ahem*

A GIFT to the UN by the SOVIET UNION!

Plus its pretty gay.

You clearly have not seen gay art. Gay art would have involved the muscular adonis beating another muscular adonis, rather than a sword into a plowshare. Probably with a riding crop, but I wouldn't rule out the open palm of his rough, calloused hands.


Go on...

[zip]
 
2013-01-21 02:49:21 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: Strolpol: vernonFL: [upload.wikimedia.org image 607x451]

This is a statue titled "beating swords into plowhshares", and it was a gift to the UN by the Soviet Union.

*Ahem*

A GIFT to the UN by the SOVIET UNION!

Plus its pretty gay.

They really got it totally wrong.

[magiccards.info image 312x445]

It seems like it would be kind of difficult to cast that statue. I don't think it's tournament-legal.


If countries in the UN played Magic on the international scale, I would fully expect Russia to only use statue-sized cards that weigh multiple tons apiece.
 
2013-01-21 02:50:25 PM

vernonFL: [upload.wikimedia.org image 607x451]

This is a statue titled "beating swords into plowhshares", and it was a gift to the UN by the Soviet Union.

*Ahem*

A GIFT to the UN by the SOVIET UNION!

Plus its pretty gay.


Now I have The End of the Innocence stuck in my head. Thanks
 
2013-01-21 02:52:03 PM
You gotta give it to those Zionists ...they play a mean long game.
 
2013-01-21 02:52:10 PM

Strolpol: A Dark Evil Omen: Strolpol: vernonFL: [upload.wikimedia.org image 607x451]

This is a statue titled "beating swords into plowhshares", and it was a gift to the UN by the Soviet Union.

*Ahem*

A GIFT to the UN by the SOVIET UNION!

Plus its pretty gay.

They really got it totally wrong.

[magiccards.info image 312x445]

It seems like it would be kind of difficult to cast that statue. I don't think it's tournament-legal.

If countries in the UN played Magic on the international scale, I would fully expect Russia to only use statue-sized cards that weigh multiple tons apiece.


Japan's would all be self-tapping robots with anime schoolgirls instead of the normal card art.
 
2013-01-21 02:53:45 PM

DubyaHater: vernonFL: [upload.wikimedia.org image 607x451]

This is a statue titled "beating swords into plowhshares", and it was a gift to the UN by the Soviet Union.

*Ahem*

A GIFT to the UN by the SOVIET UNION!

Plus its pretty gay.

Now I have The End of the Innocence stuck in my head. Thanks


Just lay your head down on the ground, it will go away.
 
2013-01-21 02:57:35 PM
[rummages in the toilet, humming vacantly]

Oh yes. There it is.

[wet noises]

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-21 03:03:48 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-21 03:03:55 PM

Kittypie070: [rummages in the toilet, humming vacantly]

Oh yes. There it is.

[wet noises]

[i.imgur.com image 850x286]


Outside of obviously being a piece of shiat, what is that???
 
2013-01-21 03:04:45 PM
If Soros is this crafty and devilish, wouldn't he be selling his patented brand of bootstraps to the same rubes who hate him? Sure, he's the liberal devil, but his bootraps are amazing!
 
2013-01-21 03:06:46 PM

Tarl3k: Kittypie070: [rummages in the toilet, humming vacantly]

Oh yes. There it is.

[wet noises]

[i.imgur.com image 850x286]

Outside of obviously being a piece of shiat, what is that???



The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires...
 
2013-01-21 03:08:07 PM
Lets be honest here--whenever a Republican says anything that indirectly or directly questions their moronic party agenda, then they are liberal plants.
 
2013-01-21 03:16:24 PM

SilentStrider: GAT_00: Who isn't a Soros plant these days according to Republican blogs?

Ted Nugent.


I dunno, he IS a draft-dodger. Sounds AWFULLY libby to ME!
 
2013-01-21 03:23:53 PM

Empty Matchbook: I dunno, he IS a draft-dodger. Sounds AWFULLY libby to ME!


Yeah, but throwing a tantrum and shiatting your pants in response to having to take orders from people who aren't Baptist pastors or Grover Norquist is a time-honoured Republican tradition.
 
2013-01-21 03:25:06 PM

FloydA: Tarl3k: Kittypie070: [rummages in the toilet, humming vacantly]

Oh yes. There it is.

[wet noises]

[i.imgur.com image 850x286]

Outside of obviously being a piece of shiat, what is that???


The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires...


What you can't see in there is the coded message telling the Triumverate where to strike next.
 
2013-01-21 03:26:53 PM

NewportBarGuy: Someone who has seen the horrors of war firsthand sits the board of some group that seeks to mitigate those horrors?

Wow. He's a monster.


To conservatives, he is - the only way they could explain his obvious lack of political "purity" is that he's been somehow tainted by the boogeyman conservatives drum up on a regular basis. It couldn't possibly be because he's seen the horrors of war and the excesses of nationalism, and would like to insted serve his country rather than his party.
 
2013-01-21 03:32:20 PM

Kittypie070: [rummages in the toilet, humming vacantly]

Oh yes. There it is.

[wet noises]

[i.imgur.com image 850x286]


Ah... yes, thanks.
 
2013-01-21 03:34:43 PM

Tarl3k: Kittypie070: [rummages in the toilet, humming vacantly]

Oh yes. There it is.

[wet noises]

[i.imgur.com image 850x286]


Outside of obviously being a piece of shiat, what is that???


Well to put it plainly it's Glenn Beck's Ultimate...

[laughs hysterically for about a minute]

...Blackboard.

I do believe Mr Beck was also entertaining his HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
audience by dipping a bobblehead Obama doll in a jar of artificial urine as well during
the same mediapsychotic episode which featured that blackboard as a backdrip.

*ahem*

[straightens shirt]

Backdrop. Yes.
*twitch*
 
2013-01-21 03:35:45 PM
Also plants: ronald reagan, rush limbaugh, sean hannity and glenn beck
 
2013-01-21 03:39:44 PM
i152.photobucket.com
 
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