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(Japan Times)   "Men shouldn't fear seductive snake women this year." Why? What happened last year?   (japantimes.co.jp) divider line 61
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2013-01-21 02:26:02 PM
i2.listal.com

What a seductive snake woman might look like.
 
2013-01-21 02:31:25 PM
There's something about Asian women who know how to handle snakes...
 
2013-01-21 02:32:18 PM
you had to be there subby...you just had to be there...(sobs in the shower)
 
2013-01-21 02:32:46 PM
Huh. You could really learn a good bit of Japanese from that article. Reads like a textbook.
 
2013-01-21 02:33:30 PM
She can handle my one eyed trouser snake if she wants
 
2013-01-21 02:33:50 PM
`Women born in the year of the snake are known for having libidos "the size of an ocean liner"'

Those things must flap like flags on a motorcycle ride!
 
2013-01-21 02:36:15 PM
Apparently the world ended and we're all dead... Which, surprisingly, the afterlife looks exactly like our former lives, so I guess the Egyptians had that one right.
 
2013-01-21 02:36:30 PM
I'm laughing waaaay too much at this headline. +1
 
2013-01-21 02:36:35 PM

Sybarite: [i2.listal.com image 500x281]

What a seductive snake woman might look like.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

In related news, men should be on alert for attacks by Kobold Commandos. Kobold Commandos are especially feared for their ability to have two fire arrows remaining when they die, no matter how many they fired in the fight.
 
2013-01-21 02:37:12 PM

The Angry Hand of God: Professional snake handler:

[www.cavemancircus.com image 590x800]


This.
 
2013-01-21 02:38:09 PM
www.oyeindia.net
 
2013-01-21 02:38:16 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Sybarite: [i2.listal.com image 500x281]

What a seductive snake woman might look like.

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x571]

In related news, men should be on alert for attacks by Kobold Commandos. Kobold Commandos are especially feared for their ability to have two fire arrows remaining when they die, no matter how many they fired in the fight.


What Kobold commandos may look like:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-21 02:39:07 PM
Is this headline a suggestion to love ladyboys?
 
2013-01-21 02:39:29 PM
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
mushroom mushroom
Ooooooo SNAKE!
A SNAKE!!!!!
 
2013-01-21 02:41:31 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Sybarite: [i2.listal.com image 500x281]

What a seductive snake woman might look like.

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x571]

In related news, men should be on alert for attacks by Kobold Commandos. Kobold Commandos are especially feared for their ability to have two fire arrows remaining when they die, no matter how many they fired in the fight.


Not Scaley Scaley Dangerously Scaley dot jay pee gee
 
2013-01-21 02:42:33 PM
After all, the snake woman is famed for having a libido the size of an ocean liner and is the most possessive of the 12 signs, preferring to strangle a lover than let him leave her.

Now, this I can get behind.
 
2013-01-21 02:43:31 PM
i1255.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-21 02:43:57 PM
I was thinking more of this lady

i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-21 02:46:00 PM
Just don't kiss her asp.
 
2013-01-21 02:49:33 PM

Sybarite: What a seductive snake woman might look like.


Ah, "Lair of the White Worm." Truly, a pioneer in the annals of cinematic lesbian strap-on rape.
 
2013-01-21 02:51:13 PM
WTF was that article? It was like the "interesting" part of a Japanese text book. But more Cosmo-ish
 
2013-01-21 02:53:15 PM
You know, I've always liked that word -- "gargantuan."
 
2013-01-21 02:55:00 PM
blog.pubquizusa.com
I hate women sporting "snakes"!
 
2013-01-21 02:58:55 PM
Oh, this is the Asian zodiac year thing. I guess being born in the year of the horse would explain the cutie mark.

Yes, don't date a snake, they shed skin all over your house and you'll have to buy a Roomba. Meanwhile, monkeys will pick nits and dragons are prone to severe heartburn.
 
2013-01-21 02:59:56 PM

The Angry Hand of God: Professional snake handler:


I think mine's dead; it's all rigid.
 
2013-01-21 03:00:48 PM
"After all, the snake woman is famed for having a libido the size of an ocean liner and is the most possessive of the 12 signs, preferring to strangle a lover than let him leave her."

Only in some men's fantasies... and maybe Axe body spray commercials. One of life's sadder lessons for some men. =(
 
2013-01-21 03:03:33 PM
That's because those "seductive snake women" are in Thailand.
 
2013-01-21 03:05:08 PM
I thought this was an article about "The Crying Game".

Other kind of snake woman, I guess.
 
2013-01-21 03:07:30 PM
media.salon.com
 
2013-01-21 03:07:45 PM
Hebidoshi (巳年, The Year of the Snake)

Gah. Not hebidoshi; midoshi. That stem is almost never pronounced "hebi". Stupid article, teaching wrong crap.
 
2013-01-21 03:10:42 PM

hitlersbrain: "After all, the snake woman is famed for having a libido the size of an ocean liner and is the most possessive of the 12 signs, preferring to strangle a lover than let him leave her."

Only in some men's fantasies... and maybe Axe body spray commercials. One of life's sadder lessons for some men. =(


Actually, the majority of women with insane libidos end up with men who would rather eat chips and watch TV than have sex. The universe is a right bastard.
 
2013-01-21 03:33:25 PM

FunkOut: hitlersbrain: "After all, the snake woman is famed for having a libido the size of an ocean liner and is the most possessive of the 12 signs, preferring to strangle a lover than let him leave her."

Only in some men's fantasies... and maybe Axe body spray commercials. One of life's sadder lessons for some men. =(

Actually, the majority of women with insane libidos end up with men who would rather eat chips and watch TV than have sex. The universe is a right bastard.


Probably because the women are British hot.
 
2013-01-21 03:39:19 PM
'The only trouble with snake women is they copulate with horses, which makes them strange to me.'

/not obscure
 
2013-01-21 03:40:25 PM
Nor should they fear the reaper, the seasons don't.
 
2013-01-21 03:43:45 PM
So this isn't advice for sirenophobes?
 
2013-01-21 03:49:24 PM
I will gladly put up with any Japanese women born under the sign of the snake if they're not into herbivore men.

Wait, do snakes and rabbits mix? Should I be worried?
 
2013-01-21 03:50:16 PM
FunkOut:
hitlersbrain: "After all, the snake woman is famed for having a libido the size of an ocean liner and is the most possessive of the 12 signs, preferring to strangle a lover than let him leave her."

Only in some men's fantasies... and maybe Axe body spray commercials. One of life's sadder lessons for some men. =(

"Actually, the majority of women with insane libidos end up with men who would rather eat chips and watch TV than have sex. The universe is a right bastard."

Story of my life :(
 
2013-01-21 03:54:12 PM
This reminds me of the situation going on right now in

Dafuq?
 
2013-01-21 04:00:18 PM
Is a "snake" woman what they call a tranny in Japan?
 
2013-01-21 04:43:05 PM
Cold skin, warm heart: Women born in the year of the snake are known for having libidos "the size of an ocean liner" and being incredibly possessive.
i2.listal.com
 
2013-01-21 04:49:11 PM

johnson442: Cold skin, warm heart: Women born in the year of the snake are known for having libidos "the size of an ocean liner" and being incredibly possessive.


Haha, I'd still take it.
 
2013-01-21 05:04:43 PM
Naga Plz.
media.giantbomb.com
 
2013-01-21 05:17:36 PM
i138.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-21 05:34:39 PM
I love this thread so much.
 
2013-01-21 05:41:50 PM

Dinobot: Naga Plz.
[media.giantbomb.com image 300x441]


Is that where nagahide comes from?
 
2013-01-21 06:06:41 PM
moe.animecharactersdatabase.com

What a seductive snake man might look like.
What a seductive SNAKEMAN might play.

/image is hot
 
2013-01-21 06:08:19 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Dinobot: Naga Plz.
[media.giantbomb.com image 300x441]

Is that where nagahide comes from?


Actually, no. Nagahide comes from the tanned pelt of the dreaded nagabeast, feared for its poisonous bite and silent, stalking attack.
 
2013-01-21 06:44:22 PM
Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.
 
2013-01-21 07:39:26 PM
Hiss
why no, I'm not part snake....(yes it's me)
 
2013-01-21 08:17:05 PM
Say, is that a naga-ette bromide you've got there?
 
2013-01-21 08:57:15 PM

Dinobot: Naga Plz.
[media.giantbomb.com image 300x441]


More naga, aka lamia, aka snake-women...

i156.photobucket.comwww.furryhentaicollection.comi.imgur.com
 
2013-01-21 09:05:44 PM

Isildur: Say, is that a naga-ette bromide you've got there?


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-22 01:10:29 AM

Dinobot: Isildur: Say, is that a naga-ette bromide you've got there?


I love that game. So many many hours spent getting every ending...

/no regrets!
 
2013-01-22 01:26:07 AM
I had a fling once with a female furry (scalie) who had a lizard avatar. She was probably the best reason I know to stay away from those people.

(Just kidding. Furries are the nicest people you can meet while you're in line waiting for a bed to open up in the mental ward.)
 
2013-01-22 08:32:35 AM

RadicalEryn82: Dinobot: Isildur: Say, is that a naga-ette bromide you've got there?

I love that game. So many many hours spent getting every ending...

/no regrets!


And then you do so many New Game+ that Ayla ends up with Str 99 and her Triple Kick does 9999 every single time.

Ah, that was true bliss...
 
2013-01-22 09:24:25 AM

Dinobot: RadicalEryn82: Dinobot: Isildur: Say, is that a naga-ette bromide you've got there?

I love that game. So many many hours spent getting every ending...

/no regrets!

And then you do so many New Game+ that Ayla ends up with Str 99 and her Triple Kick does 9999 every single time.

Ah, that was true bliss...


Ayla was a little bad-ass for sure. My ex-boyfriend was so obsessed with her though that now unfortunetly I have a pink cave-woman costume safely hidden away in a box somewhere.

Frog and Robo, my favorites all day..Magnus wasn't bad either.
 
2013-01-22 12:25:18 PM

RadicalEryn82: Dinobot: RadicalEryn82: Dinobot: Isildur: Say, is that a naga-ette bromide you've got there?

I love that game. So many many hours spent getting every ending...

/no regrets!

And then you do so many New Game+ that Ayla ends up with Str 99 and her Triple Kick does 9999 every single time.

Ah, that was true bliss...

Ayla was a little bad-ass for sure. My ex-boyfriend was so obsessed with her though that now unfortunetly I have a pink cave-woman costume safely hidden away in a box somewhere.

Frog and Robo, my favorites all day..Magnus wasn't bad either.


That might not be so bad, considering that Kino was the biatch in that relationship.
 
2013-01-22 03:08:22 PM
Lol yes he was! I remember the first time I played, and spent probably a good forty-five minutes to an hour doing the little dances at the cave-man party...

Memories...
 
2013-01-23 02:16:43 AM

RadicalEryn82: Lol yes he was! I remember the first time I played, and spent probably a good forty-five minutes to an hour doing the little dances at the cave-man party...

Memories...


i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

♫Oohga, bunga
Munga, meeple
Dance with wind people♫

♫Oohga, bunga
Munga, meeple
Dance with mountain people♫

♫Oohga, bunga
Munga, might
Sing and dance all night♫
 
2013-01-23 08:13:57 AM

Isildur: RadicalEryn82: Lol yes he was! I remember the first time I played, and spent probably a good forty-five minutes to an hour doing the little dances at the cave-man party...

Memories...




♫Oohga, bunga
Munga, meeple
Dance with wind people♫

♫Oohga, bunga
Munga, meeple
Dance with mountain people♫

♫Oohga, bunga
Munga, might
Sing and dance all night♫


Haha! I almost spit out my coffee. Thank you for that

/consider yourself favorited
 
2013-01-23 05:42:07 PM

RadicalEryn82: Haha! I almost spit out my coffee. Thank you for that

/consider yourself favorited


Hah, thanks. I've lost count how many times I've played it through, given that I've played fresh runs through on my original cartridge, and each time I've installed an SNES emulator on a new device - desktops, laptop, Palm Tungsten, netbook, and most recently a tablet... and then there are all the New Game+ runs.

/All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu.
//This is the truth! This is my belief!
///...At least for now.
 
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