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(Uproxx)   Feeling sad and depressed today? Well Fox and Friends wants you to know that it has NOTHING to do with that whole Obama inauguration day thing. Nothing at all   (uproxx.com ) divider line 74
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2013-01-21 11:50:24 AM  
Having just turned 40 today, I'd appreciate it if people could stop riffing on my day.
 
2013-01-21 11:57:16 AM  
Hey subby, check out Huffington today.....

/then dust off the dumbass tag.
 
2013-01-21 12:03:39 PM  

gweilo8888: Having just turned 40 today, I'd appreciate it if people could stop riffing on my day.


Hey!  Happy birthday.  Go hump a cake and forget about everything.
 
2013-01-21 01:47:45 PM  
They're talking about something other than Obama or MLK?!?!?! That's racist!

Is TFA trying to convince me that Fox News is arguing that 5 years ago, some conspiracy known only as "they", knew Obama was not only going to be elected later that year, but re-elected in 2012?  This is big.
 
2013-01-21 01:47:57 PM  

The Muthaship: Hey subby, check out Huffington today.....

/then dust off the dumbass tag.


Or Wikipedia.
 
2013-01-21 01:53:07 PM  

Vodka Zombie: gweilo8888: Having just turned 40 today, I'd appreciate it if people could stop riffing on my day.

Hey!  Happy birthday.  Go hump a cake and forget about everything.


Thanks! Hard to hump what I'm already digesting...
 
2013-01-21 02:16:09 PM  
I rocked a sub 1:30 half marathon yesterday - monday blues can go fark themselves (fox and friends too)
 
2013-01-21 02:18:24 PM  
Tell me how do I feel. Tell me now how do I feel.
 
2013-01-21 02:25:15 PM  

Sybarite: Tell me how do I feel. Tell me now how do I feel.


You feel constipated and bloated. Sorry man... but you really shouldn't have eaten that 5th chili loaded hotdog.
 
2013-01-21 02:32:49 PM  

Elzar: I rocked a sub 1:30 half marathon yesterday - monday blues can go fark themselves (fox and friends too)


That is so awesome. Great job!

gweilo8888: Having just turned 40 today, I'd appreciate it if people could stop riffing on my day.


Yeah, I've 40 and 2 months so I know the feeling. Sorry. And yes, I'm still in the depression faze.

This quote helps, though: "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."

/does not help with the aches and pains that didn't exist just a few years ago
 
2013-01-21 02:37:41 PM  
i.imgur.com
Nothing at all.
 
2013-01-21 02:47:22 PM  

Sybarite: Tell me how do I feel. Tell me now how do I feel.


Soft and lumpy?
 
2013-01-21 02:55:29 PM  

unlikely: Sybarite: Tell me how do I feel. Tell me now how do I feel.

Soft and lumpy?


That reminds me, I need to stop off at Target and buy a new pillow.
 
2013-01-21 02:58:51 PM  
Well conservative friends  if you want to cheer up a bit I'd suggest running electable candidates who don't  dwell on the fringe next time around. It's not getting any better until you do.
 
2013-01-21 03:27:34 PM  
Must be that the Pats are out, that's why you are sad.
 
2013-01-21 03:31:28 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Elzar: I rocked a sub 1:30 half marathon yesterday - monday blues can go fark themselves (fox and friends too)

That is so awesome. Great job!

gweilo8888: Having just turned 40 today, I'd appreciate it if people could stop riffing on my day.

Yeah, I've 40 and 2 months so I know the feeling. Sorry. And yes, I'm still in the depression faze.

This quote helps, though: "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."

/does not help with the aches and pains that didn't exist just a few years ago


I would offer you comfort, solace but you have a SO, gay or actual standards.
 
2013-01-21 03:37:12 PM  

GreenAdder: [i.imgur.com image 350x262]
Nothing at all.


Ahahaha- came to see if anyone immediately made the association. I blame Simpsonsbrain.
 
2013-01-21 03:42:21 PM  
Looks like someone's got a case of the muslin-fascist-gungrabbing-homoloving- deathpaneling-birthcertificateno thaving-arugulaeating-socialisting-mon days!
 
2013-01-21 03:43:20 PM  
I am sad and depressed that I have nothing of real epic derpiness to post on Facebook as bait for conservative friends.

-No Rape Comments
-No Fundamental Misunderstanding of Math
-No "Libs are taking away the 2nd Amendment" Cries
-No Personhood Amendments
-No Climate Change Denying
-No Birther Articles
-No Rev. Wright Articles
-No War on (Insert Holiday Here) Outrage
-No Obama is a Stalinist Nazi Comments
-No Outrage Over Obama's Daughters Eating Edamame on 12/7 at School

Really, what do I have to live for?
 
2013-01-21 03:43:35 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

I can't be the only person thinking this
 
2013-01-21 03:44:24 PM  
i1151.photobucket.com
Seriously, you'd think they would have cried themselves asleep by now.
Where do they get the energy to keep going like this?
 
2013-01-21 03:49:53 PM  

coco ebert: GreenAdder: [i.imgur.com image 350x262]
Nothing at all.

Ahahaha- came to see if anyone immediately made the association. I blame Simpsonsbrain.


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-21 03:51:01 PM  

oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 246x135]
Seriously, you'd think they would have cried themselves asleep by now.
Where do they get the energy to keep going like this?


Like all screaming children, a little bit of whiskey in their drink and they go right to sleep.

/Will babysit
//Very cheap
 
2013-01-21 03:51:34 PM  

oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 246x135]
Seriously, you'd think they would have cried themselves asleep by now.
Where do they get the energy to keep going like this?


It's what they do with their repressed homosexual feelings.
 
2013-01-21 03:53:14 PM  

Elzar: I rocked a sub 1:30 half marathon yesterday - monday blues can go fark themselves (fox and friends too)


I had no idea Paul Ryan was a Farker.

/I keed
 
2013-01-21 03:53:38 PM  
Do you feel like we do?
mtcowgirl.com

This is my Peter Fampton talk box. It takes a couple six-packs...
preview.turbosquid.com
 
2013-01-21 03:54:01 PM  
Their advice is to "get smarter and read more". If Fox viewers do that they won't want to watch Fox News anymore.
 
2013-01-21 03:56:12 PM  
This thread needs some New Order
 
2013-01-21 03:56:17 PM  
"They figured it out about five years ago," Steve Doocy said this mornng. "It has to do with drab weather, holiday bills, and resolutions that we have not met."

Holiday bills? Who the fark has holiday bills that aren't resolved by late January?

Does Fox viewership consist solely of the cartoonishly irresponsible?

//Though, actually, everyone does start getting forms from their employer regarding taxes this moth, so maybe there's something to this theory after all...
 
2013-01-21 03:56:19 PM  

jst3p: Their advice is to "get smarter and read more". If Fox viewers do that they won't want to watch Fox News anymore.


Finally, the reactionaries are reacting to their own reactions. The circle is complete.
 
2013-01-21 03:59:18 PM  

oldfarthenry: Seriously, you'd think they would have cried themselves asleep by now.
Where do they get the energy to keep going like this?


It's prolly nap time now

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-21 04:03:22 PM  

Notabunny: oldfarthenry: Seriously, you'd think they would have cried themselves asleep by now.
Where do they get the energy to keep going like this?

It's prolly nap time now

[img.photobucket.com image 651x950]


What do you suppose #TGDN stands for?
 
2013-01-21 04:05:36 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: coco ebert: GreenAdder: [i.imgur.com image 350x262]
Nothing at all.

Ahahaha- came to see if anyone immediately made the association. I blame Simpsonsbrain.

[i3.kym-cdn.com image 250x188]


I. Love. You.
 
2013-01-21 04:06:42 PM  

WI241TH: Notabunny: oldfarthenry: Seriously, you'd think they would have cried themselves asleep by now.
Where do they get the energy to keep going like this?

It's prolly nap time now

[img.photobucket.com image 651x950]

What do you suppose #TGDN stands for?


"Twitter Gulag Defense Network"
 
2013-01-21 04:06:43 PM  

WI241TH: What do you suppose #TGDN stands for?


Twitter Gulag Defense Network, apparently.
 
2013-01-21 04:07:06 PM  

WI241TH: Notabunny: oldfarthenry: Seriously, you'd think they would have cried themselves asleep by now.
Where do they get the energy to keep going like this?

It's prolly nap time now

[img.photobucket.com image 651x950]

What do you suppose #TGDN stands for?


That God Damn Nubian?

/wouldn't put it past some of these people
 
2013-01-21 04:09:04 PM  
My bad day would have more to do with my teething child screaming all night long and refusing to sleep in his own bed (and then subsequently kicking us out of ours). But nothing a little motrin can't handle.
 
2013-01-21 04:10:31 PM  

Notabunny: oldfarthenry: Seriously, you'd think they would have cried themselves asleep by now.
Where do they get the energy to keep going like this?

It's prolly nap time now

[img.photobucket.com image 651x950]


Well, I checked vicjackshow @ twitter, and at least she seems to have stopped crying now.
 
2013-01-21 04:14:30 PM  
Uhh...if only there was a guy who runs a website that makes fun of the news (IIRC he wrote a book too) that could debunk "Blue Monday" as total BS....hmmmm...perhaps he went on twitter earlier today as well to discuss such things...

/Jokes aside, Twitter isn't working for me currently but I assure you Drew tweeted to Roger Ebert that it was BS....
//I need to stop spending so much time on twitter at work.
///and Fark
 
2013-01-21 04:14:53 PM  

gweilo8888: Vodka Zombie: gweilo8888: Having just turned 40 today, I'd appreciate it if people could stop riffing on my day.

Hey!  Happy birthday.  Go hump a cake and forget about everything.

Thanks! Hard to hump what I'm already digesting...


P

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-01-21 04:19:57 PM  

oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 246x135]
Seriously, you'd think they would have cried themselves asleep by now.
Where do they get the energy to keep going like this?


Its like the alternator on a car battery. It keeps itself charged on the limb flailing and derp that it produces. Thats why it doesn just stop, it always winds itself down to nothing.
 
2013-01-21 04:20:28 PM  

gweilo8888: Having just turned 40 today, I'd appreciate it if people could stop riffing on my day.


Oh...I read that as "stop yiffing". I'll go back to what I was doing.

hehehehe...furries are yiffing on yer birthday
happy birthday! AROOOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-01-21 04:24:48 PM  

Devolving_Spud: gweilo8888: Having just turned 40 today, I'd appreciate it if people could stop riffing on my day.

Oh...I read that as "stop yiffing". I'll go back to what I was doing.

hehehehe...furries are yiffing on yer birthday
happy birthday! AROOOOOOOOOO!


Paging BW. BW to the white courtesy phone.
 
2013-01-21 04:27:53 PM  

Fox News right now: Obama is super unpopular. I'm not making this up.

- Ian B. (@iboudreau) January 21, 2013

bubble
 
2013-01-21 04:28:43 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Fox News right now: Obama is super unpopular. I'm not making this up.- Ian B. (@iboudreau) January 21, 2013
bubble


brb registering "realconservativepolls.com"
 
2013-01-21 04:28:52 PM  
The Martian Manhandler:
incendi:

Twitter Gulag Defense Network, apparently.

Thanks

HMS_Blinkin:That God Damn Nubian?

/wouldn't put it past some of these people


nor would I have, that was my first thought as well.
 
2013-01-21 04:32:16 PM  
How could so many people be so foolish? Please, please, FoxFriends, FoxFans, reconsider how you endorse fear and obstructionism, traits you then pass along to your elected representatives. Give them instead the reassurance that they can do the right thing for the United States.
 
2013-01-21 04:39:45 PM  
New logo for FOX courtesy of Kurt Vonnegut
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-21 04:42:23 PM  
Whoa that image came out a bit huge... but the bigger the more fitting for FOX News.
 
2013-01-21 04:42:25 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Give them instead the reassurance that they can do the right thing for the United States.


You haven't watched Fox News? Fox does not give a shiat about the people of the United States.
 
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