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(MyFox Twin Cities)   If two strippers get into a fight over a dollar bill, does the pregnant one deserve it more?   (myfoxtwincities.com ) divider line
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2013-01-21 01:53:34 PM  
2 votes:

Arkanaut: What would King Solomon do?


Jew her down on the price of a lap dance?
2013-01-21 02:00:21 PM  
1 vote:
I'd buy that for a dollar.
2013-01-21 01:58:46 PM  
1 vote:

Arkanaut: What would King Solomon do?


Cut them in half?
2013-01-21 01:57:29 PM  
1 vote:

Arkanaut: What would King Solomon do?


Asked both to marry him?
2013-01-21 01:56:14 PM  
1 vote:
Just hand it directly to the skeevy guy without a job that they are both banging.
2013-01-21 01:53:00 PM  
1 vote:
They tussled on the floor, punching, slapping and pulling each other's hair.

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