Vectron: J.Shelby: Talking to my then-GF (ER doc) about how cocaine and heroin were once over-the-counter drugs, and I mention, "At least they sure worked," and she says, "They still do." She tells me how she used a heroin inhaler in the ER, mostly on kids in a lot of pain from bad fractures (bendys, she calls 'em) and such."Do you tell the parents you're giving their kid heroin?!?""Oh no, we call it diamorphine." Uh huh."Mommy, I need to back to the emergency room....really, really bad"
FunkOut: semiotix:Don't get me wrong, pharmacist Farkers, I'm not saying you're druggies. I just cannot figure out how it's possible that you're not.Especially when they're allowed to eat any pills that fall on the floor.
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