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(Slate)   Good news, red-headed sluts, it's the 25th anniversary of the Cosmopolitan. This calls for a bend-me-over   (slate.com) divider line 13
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2013-01-21 09:56:24 AM  
7 votes:

The Southern Dandy: I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984


i50.tinypic.com
2013-01-21 11:32:38 AM  
3 votes:

AbiNormal: Holy fark! Just one picture of a redhead so far and it's of Buttchest?! Fark, I really am disappointed.


BUTTchest?

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/wait, you might be right after all...
2013-01-21 10:11:16 AM  
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Cosmopolitan suggested women stuff a banana in their vaginas and mush it up to extend pleasure to their partners.


Damnedest Kegel exercise ever.
2013-01-21 10:03:59 PM  
1 votes:

giftedmadness: Why do you guys keep posting dyed redheads?


Food is food, eat your grule.
2013-01-21 05:55:36 PM  
1 votes:

Arthen: Oh right, I forgot Fark turns anything related to ovaries into a soft porn convention.


You sound gay.
Or like a troll.
Or both.

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2013-01-21 12:37:15 PM  
1 votes:
A warning to us all:

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2013-01-21 11:28:07 AM  
1 votes:
Holy fark! Just one picture of a redhead so far and it's of Buttchest?! Fark, I really am disappointed.
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2013-01-21 10:45:09 AM  
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: God SATAN made redheaded sluts because He loves hates us and wants us and our dicks to be happy psyches to be scarred for life.


Voice of experience. Dating a redhead is like riding a bucking bronco, it's exhilirating and fun while you're in the saddle but sooner or later you are going to get kicked in the head and left a gibbering retard
2013-01-21 10:23:46 AM  
1 votes:
Safe Filter: Brazilian.
2013-01-21 10:22:29 AM  
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: whistleridge: In other news, a GIS for 'red headed slut' yields disappointingly pedestrian results.

Try Bing.


That's more like it. farking Google, trying to save me from myself and teh internets.
2013-01-21 10:13:12 AM  
1 votes:

The Southern Dandy: FlashHarry: The Southern Dandy: I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984

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Didn't realize they were a girl drink. We used to make them by the cooler-full and dip our 7-11 Big Gulp cups in to refill. We did that with a lot of fruity drinks though.


Apparently real men are supposed to drink bitter tasting swill, instead of tasty and refreshing things. It's ok, these people can face the "girlie drink challenge" (drink as many mixed drinks as you would pound beers) and the five alarm hangover that results
2013-01-21 09:37:08 AM  
1 votes:
Cosmopolitan suggested women stuff a banana in their vaginas and mush it up to extend pleasure to their partners.
2013-01-21 09:36:26 AM  
1 votes:
 
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