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(Slate)   Good news, red-headed sluts, it's the 25th anniversary of the Cosmopolitan. This calls for a bend-me-over   (slate.com) divider line 136
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2013-01-21 09:35:09 AM
That would sound pretty tame by Cosmo standards.
 
2013-01-21 09:36:17 AM
Holy poorly-written-paragraphs, Batman!
 
2013-01-21 09:36:26 AM
 
2013-01-21 09:37:08 AM
Cosmopolitan suggested women stuff a banana in their vaginas and mush it up to extend pleasure to their partners.
 
2013-01-21 09:40:47 AM
Just waiting for the Red-Headed sluts.
 
2013-01-21 09:41:00 AM
i1151.photobucket.com
Bartender - another one of these dee-lish Twunt TicklersTM, please!
These really numb-away the cramps!
 
2013-01-21 09:41:28 AM
Oh hai

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-21 09:42:38 AM
I presume the drink is angry that one of her closest culinary cousins, the Purple Hooter, is a favorite of Nevada brothel whores.

I thought a 'purple hooter' was what you called the breast of a woman who got a tattoo on her titty.
As in "Check out that one Jimmy, she's got a tramp stamp AND a purple hooter. Go for it!"
 
2013-01-21 09:43:14 AM
media.knoxnews.com
 
2013-01-21 09:44:45 AM
I'm sorry, but there's nothing more amusing than than to see some douche-bag "player" drinking a Bellini.

"Peachy enough for you there, Guido?"

/frozen margarita's are a close second...
 
2013-01-21 09:46:25 AM
25 years? WTF? I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984, and had heard of them in high school before that. They're way older than 25 years.
 
2013-01-21 09:49:27 AM
GIS for red haired sluts is full of porn.

/who knew?
 
2013-01-21 09:49:45 AM
There's only one picture of a red-head slut in this thread?

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-01-21 09:51:38 AM
What does this have to do with Cosmopolitans again?
 
2013-01-21 09:52:47 AM

Happy Hours: There's only one picture of a red-head slut in this thread?

Fark, I am disappoint.


Seriously. I remember when farkettes like Grable's Daughter would come in and post a ton of pictures for us, but those days are apparently gone.
 
2013-01-21 09:53:54 AM

seancakes: GIS for red haired sluts is full of porn.

/who knew?


Everyone?
 
2013-01-21 09:54:32 AM

Happy Hours: There's only one picture of a red-head slut in this thread?

Fark, I am disappoint.


well, it's only a couple posts in so far, and it's
give it time...
 
2013-01-21 09:55:17 AM
In other news, a GIS for 'red headed slut' yields disappointingly pedestrian results.
 
2013-01-21 09:55:38 AM

whistleridge: In other news, a GIS for 'red headed slut' yields disappointingly pedestrian results.


Try Bing.
 
2013-01-21 09:56:13 AM

The Southern Dandy: 25 years? WTF? I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984, and had heard of them in high school before that. They're way older than 25 years.


But the article's writer isn't.
 
2013-01-21 09:56:24 AM

The Southern Dandy: I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984


i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-21 09:56:52 AM

The Southern Dandy: 25 years? WTF? I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984, and had heard of them in high school before that. They're way older than 25 years.


And I'm pretty sure the Vodka Tonic predates the early 1980's.
 
2013-01-21 10:07:55 AM

FlashHarry: The Southern Dandy: I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984

[i50.tinypic.com image 584x304]


Didn't realize they were a girl drink. We used to make them by the cooler-full and dip our 7-11 Big Gulp cups in to refill. We did that with a lot of fruity drinks though.
 
2013-01-21 10:10:54 AM
Came for the Kids in the Hall...leaving a little tipsy but surely to have a hangover from all the sugar.
 
2013-01-21 10:11:16 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Cosmopolitan suggested women stuff a banana in their vaginas and mush it up to extend pleasure to their partners.


Damnedest Kegel exercise ever.
 
2013-01-21 10:13:12 AM

The Southern Dandy: FlashHarry: The Southern Dandy: I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984

[i50.tinypic.com image 584x304]

Didn't realize they were a girl drink. We used to make them by the cooler-full and dip our 7-11 Big Gulp cups in to refill. We did that with a lot of fruity drinks though.


Apparently real men are supposed to drink bitter tasting swill, instead of tasty and refreshing things. It's ok, these people can face the "girlie drink challenge" (drink as many mixed drinks as you would pound beers) and the five alarm hangover that results
 
2013-01-21 10:22:29 AM

WhippingBoy: whistleridge: In other news, a GIS for 'red headed slut' yields disappointingly pedestrian results.

Try Bing.


That's more like it. farking Google, trying to save me from myself and teh internets.
 
2013-01-21 10:23:46 AM
Safe Filter: Brazilian.
 
2013-01-21 10:37:14 AM
He started from nothing, working his way up to form one of the most iconic comedy troupes of all time.
His hard work and dedication created numerous classic, beloved movies.

His ex-wife married him. That's all she did. Why exactly does she deserve "half"?
 
2013-01-21 10:39:20 AM
I will be bookmarking this thread in hopes that when I return it will be filled with pictures of alcoholic beverages
 
2013-01-21 10:39:56 AM
God made redheaded sluts because He loves us and wants us and our dicks to be happy
 
2013-01-21 10:45:09 AM

Smeggy Smurf: God SATAN made redheaded sluts because He loves hates us and wants us and our dicks to be happy psyches to be scarred for life.


Voice of experience. Dating a redhead is like riding a bucking bronco, it's exhilirating and fun while you're in the saddle but sooner or later you are going to get kicked in the head and left a gibbering retard
 
WD
2013-01-21 10:52:10 AM
This is the most disappointed I've been with a Fark comment thread in a very long time.
 
2013-01-21 10:52:55 AM
No girl drinks for me.

You see that 600 pound dude there, incapable of self-locomotion? He just ate the spiciest thing in the restaurant.
If you could see his penis, you'd see that he was the most virile and impressive specimen of man you would ever see.
 
2013-01-21 11:07:44 AM
Whar pics?
 
2013-01-21 11:10:09 AM
came for pics, leaving so disappointed
 
2013-01-21 11:22:01 AM

NuttierThanEver: Smeggy Smurf: God SATAN made redheaded sluts because He loves hates us and wants us and our dicks to be happy psyches to be scarred for life.

Voice of experience. Dating a redhead is like riding a bucking bronco, it's exhilirating and fun while you're in the saddle but sooner or later you are going to get kicked in the head and left a gibbering retard


That too. But what a fun couple of months that was.
 
2013-01-21 11:28:07 AM
Holy fark! Just one picture of a redhead so far and it's of Buttchest?! Fark, I really am disappointed.
i776.photobucket.com
i807.photobucket.com
img115.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-21 11:32:38 AM

AbiNormal: Holy fark! Just one picture of a redhead so far and it's of Buttchest?! Fark, I really am disappointed.


BUTTchest?

i.imgur.com

/wait, you might be right after all...
 
2013-01-21 11:36:43 AM
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
VNSFW
Let the kittenpocalypse begin
 
2013-01-21 11:57:25 AM

AbiNormal: Holy fark! Just one picture of a redhead so far and it's of Buttchest?! Fark, I really am disappointed.
[i776.photobucket.com image 600x900]


Mmmmmm, ass freckles.
 
2013-01-21 12:09:51 PM

AbiNormal: Holy fark! Just one picture of a redhead so far and it's of Buttchest?! Fark, I really am disappointed.
[i776.photobucket.com image 600x900]
[i807.photobucket.com image 492x541]
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does the first one have freckles on her ass? How is it that i'm 33 and have never noticed this phenomenon before?
 
2013-01-21 12:32:07 PM
Red head thread? It's been a while!

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2013-01-21 12:32:49 PM
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2013-01-21 12:33:26 PM
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2013-01-21 12:34:05 PM
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2013-01-21 12:34:08 PM

The Southern Dandy: FlashHarry: The Southern Dandy: I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984

[i50.tinypic.com image 584x304]

Didn't realize they were a girl drink. We used to make them by the cooler-full and dip our 7-11 Big Gulp cups in to refill. We did that with a lot of fruity drinks though.


All you had to do was leave out the cranberry juice and you would have been drinking coolers full of Kamikazes, which is way more manly.
 
2013-01-21 12:35:24 PM
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2013-01-21 12:36:02 PM
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2013-01-21 12:36:37 PM
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2013-01-21 12:37:15 PM
A warning to us all:

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2013-01-21 12:38:28 PM
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2013-01-21 12:39:04 PM
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2013-01-21 12:39:42 PM
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2013-01-21 12:41:04 PM
This girl scares me, and I like that
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2013-01-21 12:41:46 PM
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I dont know what she is talking about here, but I'm in.
 
2013-01-21 12:42:21 PM
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2013-01-21 12:43:04 PM
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2013-01-21 12:43:55 PM
You can almost see the crazy radiating off her

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2013-01-21 12:44:39 PM
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2013-01-21 12:45:21 PM
Dear Penthouse I never thought this would happen to me but.....

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2013-01-21 12:46:15 PM
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2013-01-21 12:47:31 PM
No, I dont know her name stop asking:

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2013-01-21 12:48:14 PM
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2013-01-21 12:49:16 PM
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2013-01-21 12:49:39 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-21 12:50:51 PM
Are you ready to see bat-shait crazy?! Do you think you can handle it?!

Dont look directly into her eyes!!

img685.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-21 12:54:46 PM
If anyone was unclear, this is how a bookmark is formed.
 
2013-01-21 01:13:24 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Are you ready to see bat-shait crazy?! Do you think you can handle it?!

Dont look directly into her eyes!!

[img685.imageshack.us image 500x666]


That, Sir, is weapons grade crazy.

/I may have to marry her.
 
2013-01-21 01:26:05 PM
/Bookmark
 
2013-01-21 01:34:05 PM
hundreddollarman, Bookmark? For shame man, for shame...
 
2013-01-21 01:55:15 PM
Some of you should really get your vision checked for color blindness. There's quite a few blonds and brunettes being posted in this redhead thread.
 
2013-01-21 02:10:09 PM

ReapTheChaos: Some of you should really get your vision checked for color blindness. There's quite a few blonds and brunettes being posted in this redhead thread.


You shut your whore mouth when boobies are being posted

/they're all good
 
2013-01-21 02:29:51 PM
NuttierThanEver: Smeggy Smurf: God SATAN made redheaded sluts because He loves hates us and wants us and our dicks to be happy psyches to be scarred for life.

Voice of experience. Dating a redhead is like riding a bucking bronco, it's exhilirating and fun while you're in the saddle but sooner or later you are going to get kicked in the head and left a gibbering retard


I dunno all the Crazy redheads and dumb blonds for that matter that I've ever dated was bottle redheads and bottle blonds.

So my creed is don't date brunettes who don't like their natural hair color.
 
2013-01-21 02:36:13 PM

ReapTheChaos: There's quite a few blonds


Strawberry blondes are fully acceptable in redhead threads.
 
2013-01-21 02:55:39 PM
Well, this is unfolding like I hoped.

Get with the picture posting people!
 
2013-01-21 02:56:38 PM
"You love you lose" thread? because I lost
 
2013-01-21 02:58:03 PM
Are there any actual red headed farkers or farkettes? Or is there just a strange fark phenomenon where everyone prefers firebush?
/it's okay, I'm a readhead. Just wanted to call out the rest of you.
 
2013-01-21 03:02:35 PM
UlandaUnicorn: Are there any actual red headed farkers or farkettes? Or is there just a strange fark phenomenon where everyone prefers firebush?
/it's okay, I'm a readhead. Just wanted to call out the rest of you.


Daywalker farker here.
 
2013-01-21 03:20:51 PM

danceswithcrows: Hm.
[crow202.org image 313x344]

More redheads (possibly NSFW)


possibly? POSSIBLY?!? you think? .....

Keep em coming, today's my day off.
 
2013-01-21 03:21:06 PM
sorry.. late to the party
 
2013-01-21 03:25:46 PM

UlandaUnicorn: Are there any actual red headed farkers or farkettes?


If I stay out of the sun, I revert to being a strawberry blonde (PiP).  But I live where it is sunny ~300 days out of the year, and I like to garden, so unless I want to grow my beard out, no red hair for me.
 
2013-01-21 03:30:37 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Get with the picture posting people!


We were a little tied up.

crow202.org
crow202.org

Trance354:
possibly? POSSIBLY?!? you think? .....

I'm working on a way to have images that are tagged NSFW to not appear on any pages other than the NSFW pages, which contain NSFW images. It's not quite working the way I want it just yet.
 
2013-01-21 03:40:27 PM
crow202.org
 
2013-01-21 03:49:46 PM
crow202.org
 
2013-01-21 03:56:42 PM
ALL RIGHT!

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2013-01-21 03:57:17 PM
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2013-01-21 03:57:53 PM
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2013-01-21 03:58:28 PM
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2013-01-21 03:59:08 PM
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2013-01-21 04:06:08 PM
crow202.org
 
2013-01-21 04:07:18 PM
mo-ji-to
 
2013-01-21 04:12:48 PM

The Southern Dandy: 25 years? WTF? I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984, and had heard of them in high school before that. They're way older than 25 years.


This
 
2013-01-21 04:20:57 PM
crow202.org
crow202.org
 
2013-01-21 04:35:00 PM
crow202.org
crow202.org
 
2013-01-21 04:43:26 PM
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2013-01-21 04:44:08 PM
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2013-01-21 04:44:46 PM
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2013-01-21 04:45:28 PM
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2013-01-21 05:04:20 PM
It's amazing so many of you like fake redheads.... Either that or you got duped
 
2013-01-21 05:13:41 PM

redheadedslut: sorry.. late to the party


Pics? :)


www.uncoached.com
 
2013-01-21 05:39:03 PM
Saw this thread earlier today 20 links down the mainpage with 21 comments. Figured it wasn't going anywhere.
Then The Stealth Hippopotamus showed up

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-21 05:39:39 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-21 05:40:15 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-21 05:40:50 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-21 05:42:13 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-21 05:43:08 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-21 05:43:50 PM

Banned on the Run: Saw this thread earlier today 20 links down the mainpage with 21 comments. Figured it wasn't going anywhere.
Then The Stealth Hippopotamus showed up

[i216.photobucket.com image 500x750]


What? You didn't see me coming?! It's almost like I'm stealthy.....

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2013-01-21 05:45:04 PM
This is worse than hearing a pothead drone on about sticky dank purple OG kush.
 
2013-01-21 05:46:25 PM
Oh right, I forgot Fark turns anything related to ovaries into a soft porn convention.
 
2013-01-21 05:55:36 PM

Arthen: Oh right, I forgot Fark turns anything related to ovaries into a soft porn convention.


You sound gay.
Or like a troll.
Or both.

static.fjcdn.com
 
2013-01-21 05:56:15 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-21 06:15:20 PM

Banned on the Run: Arthen: Oh right, I forgot Fark turns anything related to ovaries into a soft porn convention.

You sound gay.
Or like a troll.
Or both.

[static.fjcdn.com image 365x395]


Beautiful LOL!!
/and the Yellow bikini - damn!
 
2013-01-21 06:17:26 PM
Once again, I ask that fark has a rule that if you post a picture of a hot girl, you MUST post her name!!!!!
 
2013-01-21 06:37:57 PM

Arthen: Oh right, I forgot Fark turns anything related to ovaries into a soft porn convention.




Not everything, but darn it I try.....


/really tries
//I do I try my darn-est
///sob sob sob

ggecko: Once again, I ask that fark has a rule that if you post a picture of a hot girl, you MUST post her name!!!!!


no.


Next request.

/so times it in the file name
//i promise nothing
 
2013-01-21 06:43:01 PM
I'm going to need a new bunk by time this is over.
 
2013-01-21 06:48:41 PM
Why do you guys keep posting dyed redheads?
 
2013-01-21 07:02:52 PM
<a target="_blank" href="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maq477z9hT1qg8h16o1_500.jpg">N SFW</a>
 
2013-01-21 07:08:00 PM
OK....all of a sudden I can't post either inline or linked pics. No bannination message and nothing upthread has been pulled
 
2013-01-21 07:21:57 PM

Banned on the Run: OK....all of a sudden I can't post either inline or linked pics. No bannination message and nothing upthread has been pulled


this is exactly how Nazi Germany started

www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-01-21 07:32:56 PM

Banned on the Run: OK....all of a sudden I can't post either inline or linked pics. No bannination message and nothing upthread has been pulled


Make sure you're in "Raw HTML" mode.  Fark has a new textbox JS thingy that doesn't parse <a> and <img> objects the same as it used to.
 
2013-01-21 09:35:28 PM
Is this the end?
www.ziggypig.com

or is it?

for you :)

giftedmadness: Why do you guys keep posting dyed redheads?


cdn2.holytaco.com

for others:
www.gq.com
 
2013-01-21 10:03:59 PM

giftedmadness: Why do you guys keep posting dyed redheads?


Food is food, eat your grule.
 
2013-01-22 12:32:39 AM
This thread is my favorite thing in the whole world.
 
2013-01-22 12:47:58 AM
 
2013-01-22 01:59:00 AM
 
2013-01-22 03:53:21 AM
cdnimg.visualizeus.com
 
2013-01-22 07:47:02 AM
 
2013-01-22 08:02:39 AM
my god...it's full of stars
 
2013-01-22 08:06:35 AM
rockyritax28 = the key

don't care.

you won't find anything personal there.


Also:

two things:

1) fine job fellas/ladies.


2). The End(s) NSFW
 
2013-01-22 08:09:12 AM
err, make that ritarox28
 
2013-01-22 08:13:39 AM
147 posts?

Fark I am disappointed
 
2013-01-22 09:16:32 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 147 posts?

Fark I am disappointed


And no Faye?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-22 11:18:12 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-22 08:41:26 PM
This is my favorite thread in just about forever
 
2013-01-23 12:55:11 PM
 
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