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(Slate)   Good news, red-headed sluts, it's the 25th anniversary of the Cosmopolitan. This calls for a bend-me-over   (slate.com) divider line 136
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2013-01-21 09:35:09 AM
That would sound pretty tame by Cosmo standards.
 
2013-01-21 09:36:17 AM
Holy poorly-written-paragraphs, Batman!
 
2013-01-21 09:36:26 AM
 
2013-01-21 09:37:08 AM
Cosmopolitan suggested women stuff a banana in their vaginas and mush it up to extend pleasure to their partners.
 
2013-01-21 09:40:47 AM
Just waiting for the Red-Headed sluts.
 
2013-01-21 09:41:00 AM
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Bartender - another one of these dee-lish Twunt TicklersTM, please!
These really numb-away the cramps!
 
2013-01-21 09:41:28 AM
Oh hai

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2013-01-21 09:42:38 AM
I presume the drink is angry that one of her closest culinary cousins, the Purple Hooter, is a favorite of Nevada brothel whores.

I thought a 'purple hooter' was what you called the breast of a woman who got a tattoo on her titty.
As in "Check out that one Jimmy, she's got a tramp stamp AND a purple hooter. Go for it!"
 
2013-01-21 09:43:14 AM
media.knoxnews.com
 
2013-01-21 09:44:45 AM
I'm sorry, but there's nothing more amusing than than to see some douche-bag "player" drinking a Bellini.

"Peachy enough for you there, Guido?"

/frozen margarita's are a close second...
 
2013-01-21 09:46:25 AM
25 years? WTF? I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984, and had heard of them in high school before that. They're way older than 25 years.
 
2013-01-21 09:49:27 AM
GIS for red haired sluts is full of porn.

/who knew?
 
2013-01-21 09:49:45 AM
There's only one picture of a red-head slut in this thread?

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-01-21 09:51:38 AM
What does this have to do with Cosmopolitans again?
 
2013-01-21 09:52:47 AM

Happy Hours: There's only one picture of a red-head slut in this thread?

Fark, I am disappoint.


Seriously. I remember when farkettes like Grable's Daughter would come in and post a ton of pictures for us, but those days are apparently gone.
 
2013-01-21 09:53:54 AM

seancakes: GIS for red haired sluts is full of porn.

/who knew?


Everyone?
 
2013-01-21 09:54:32 AM

Happy Hours: There's only one picture of a red-head slut in this thread?

Fark, I am disappoint.


well, it's only a couple posts in so far, and it's
give it time...
 
2013-01-21 09:55:17 AM
In other news, a GIS for 'red headed slut' yields disappointingly pedestrian results.
 
2013-01-21 09:55:38 AM

whistleridge: In other news, a GIS for 'red headed slut' yields disappointingly pedestrian results.


Try Bing.
 
2013-01-21 09:56:13 AM

The Southern Dandy: 25 years? WTF? I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984, and had heard of them in high school before that. They're way older than 25 years.


But the article's writer isn't.
 
2013-01-21 09:56:24 AM

The Southern Dandy: I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984


i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-21 09:56:52 AM

The Southern Dandy: 25 years? WTF? I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984, and had heard of them in high school before that. They're way older than 25 years.


And I'm pretty sure the Vodka Tonic predates the early 1980's.
 
2013-01-21 10:07:55 AM

FlashHarry: The Southern Dandy: I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984

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Didn't realize they were a girl drink. We used to make them by the cooler-full and dip our 7-11 Big Gulp cups in to refill. We did that with a lot of fruity drinks though.
 
2013-01-21 10:10:54 AM
Came for the Kids in the Hall...leaving a little tipsy but surely to have a hangover from all the sugar.
 
2013-01-21 10:11:16 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Cosmopolitan suggested women stuff a banana in their vaginas and mush it up to extend pleasure to their partners.


Damnedest Kegel exercise ever.
 
2013-01-21 10:13:12 AM

The Southern Dandy: FlashHarry: The Southern Dandy: I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984

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Didn't realize they were a girl drink. We used to make them by the cooler-full and dip our 7-11 Big Gulp cups in to refill. We did that with a lot of fruity drinks though.


Apparently real men are supposed to drink bitter tasting swill, instead of tasty and refreshing things. It's ok, these people can face the "girlie drink challenge" (drink as many mixed drinks as you would pound beers) and the five alarm hangover that results
 
2013-01-21 10:22:29 AM

WhippingBoy: whistleridge: In other news, a GIS for 'red headed slut' yields disappointingly pedestrian results.

Try Bing.


That's more like it. farking Google, trying to save me from myself and teh internets.
 
2013-01-21 10:23:46 AM
Safe Filter: Brazilian.
 
2013-01-21 10:37:14 AM
He started from nothing, working his way up to form one of the most iconic comedy troupes of all time.
His hard work and dedication created numerous classic, beloved movies.

His ex-wife married him. That's all she did. Why exactly does she deserve "half"?
 
2013-01-21 10:39:20 AM
I will be bookmarking this thread in hopes that when I return it will be filled with pictures of alcoholic beverages
 
2013-01-21 10:39:56 AM
God made redheaded sluts because He loves us and wants us and our dicks to be happy
 
2013-01-21 10:45:09 AM

Smeggy Smurf: God SATAN made redheaded sluts because He loves hates us and wants us and our dicks to be happy psyches to be scarred for life.


Voice of experience. Dating a redhead is like riding a bucking bronco, it's exhilirating and fun while you're in the saddle but sooner or later you are going to get kicked in the head and left a gibbering retard
 
WD
2013-01-21 10:52:10 AM
This is the most disappointed I've been with a Fark comment thread in a very long time.
 
2013-01-21 10:52:55 AM
No girl drinks for me.

You see that 600 pound dude there, incapable of self-locomotion? He just ate the spiciest thing in the restaurant.
If you could see his penis, you'd see that he was the most virile and impressive specimen of man you would ever see.
 
2013-01-21 11:07:44 AM
Whar pics?
 
2013-01-21 11:10:09 AM
came for pics, leaving so disappointed
 
2013-01-21 11:22:01 AM

NuttierThanEver: Smeggy Smurf: God SATAN made redheaded sluts because He loves hates us and wants us and our dicks to be happy psyches to be scarred for life.

Voice of experience. Dating a redhead is like riding a bucking bronco, it's exhilirating and fun while you're in the saddle but sooner or later you are going to get kicked in the head and left a gibbering retard


That too. But what a fun couple of months that was.
 
2013-01-21 11:28:07 AM
Holy fark! Just one picture of a redhead so far and it's of Buttchest?! Fark, I really am disappointed.
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2013-01-21 11:32:38 AM

AbiNormal: Holy fark! Just one picture of a redhead so far and it's of Buttchest?! Fark, I really am disappointed.


BUTTchest?

i.imgur.com

/wait, you might be right after all...
 
2013-01-21 11:36:43 AM
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
VNSFW
Let the kittenpocalypse begin
 
2013-01-21 11:57:25 AM

AbiNormal: Holy fark! Just one picture of a redhead so far and it's of Buttchest?! Fark, I really am disappointed.
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Mmmmmm, ass freckles.
 
2013-01-21 12:09:51 PM

AbiNormal: Holy fark! Just one picture of a redhead so far and it's of Buttchest?! Fark, I really am disappointed.
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does the first one have freckles on her ass? How is it that i'm 33 and have never noticed this phenomenon before?
 
2013-01-21 12:32:07 PM
Red head thread? It's been a while!

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2013-01-21 12:32:49 PM
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2013-01-21 12:33:26 PM
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2013-01-21 12:34:05 PM
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2013-01-21 12:34:08 PM

The Southern Dandy: FlashHarry: The Southern Dandy: I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984

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Didn't realize they were a girl drink. We used to make them by the cooler-full and dip our 7-11 Big Gulp cups in to refill. We did that with a lot of fruity drinks though.


All you had to do was leave out the cranberry juice and you would have been drinking coolers full of Kamikazes, which is way more manly.
 
2013-01-21 12:35:24 PM
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2013-01-21 12:36:02 PM
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2013-01-21 12:36:37 PM
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