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(New Scientist)   Rule 34, deep sea squid edition: "the male was upside down on top of the female and back to front, with his arms around her head." Giggity   (newscientist.com) divider line 31
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2013-01-21 09:46:20 AM
It's less erotic when you realize male squid use a pressurized semen injector in lieu of a penis and merely thrust it into anywhere it will stick thus their mating ritual is literally a violent rape of a stabbing.

How much pressure, you ask? Not sure exactly, but a non-trivial number of the giant squid that wash up dead are males who've accidentally stabbed themselves and are killed by their own semen.
 
2013-01-21 09:47:33 AM
I've sen enough hentai to know all about this...giggity
 
2013-01-21 09:48:35 AM
*seen damnit seen. I've SEEN enough hentai to know whats going on here.
 
2013-01-21 10:09:44 AM
Now this is a compelling sex tape.
 
2013-01-21 10:31:06 AM
That must suck.  You're down there getting it on with your lady and suddenly there's a camera in your face.  Farking paparazzi.
 
2013-01-21 10:37:26 AM

Livingroom: *seen damnit seen. I've SEEN enough hentai to know whats going on here.



Well, a thousand is a lot of hentai.
 
2013-01-21 10:56:43 AM
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2013-01-21 11:25:24 AM
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2013-01-21 11:26:29 AM
I've seen that one. It's called "69,000 Leagues Under the Sea."
 
2013-01-21 11:26:53 AM
Giggity

(NSFW?)
 
2013-01-21 11:31:30 AM

doglover: It's less erotic when you realize male squid use a pressurized semen injector in lieu of a penis and merely thrust it into anywhere it will stick thus their mating ritual is literally a violent rape of a stabbing.

How much pressure, you ask? Not sure exactly, but a non-trivial number of the giant squid that wash up dead are males who've accidentally stabbed themselves and are killed by their own semen.


I'm glad you posted this to the right thread.
 
2013-01-21 11:32:40 AM
i159.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-21 11:35:42 AM
Still a better love story than Twilight.

/Oblig
 
2013-01-21 11:37:58 AM

doglover: It's less erotic when you realize male squid use a pressurized semen injector in lieu of a penis and merely thrust it into anywhere it will stick thus their mating ritual is literally a violent rape of a stabbing.

How much pressure, you ask? Not sure exactly, but a non-trivial number of the giant squid that wash up dead are males who've accidentally stabbed themselves and are killed by their own semen.


A lot of guys are killed by their own semen. Wives, children, showing off for girls at a bar, are just intermediate factors.
 
2013-01-21 11:47:49 AM

doglover: It's less erotic when you realize male squid use a pressurized semen injector in lieu of a penis and merely thrust it into anywhere it will stick thus their mating ritual is literally a violent rape of a stabbing.

How much pressure, you ask? Not sure exactly, but a non-trivial number of the giant squid that wash up dead are males who've accidentally stabbed themselves and are killed by their own semen.


That reminds me of how my cousin Walter died.
 
2013-01-21 11:57:55 AM
ct.fra.bz

/Hot
//Like some squid on squid action!
 
2013-01-21 12:56:35 PM
I'm not sure I can fap to this.

/Oh hell
//I can fap to anything.
///BRB
 
2013-01-21 01:02:51 PM
I understand they've also been able to loosely translate a small portion of the audio to "Unleash the Kraken....Awww YEah"
 
2013-01-21 01:05:13 PM

doglover: It's less erotic when you realize male squid use a pressurized semen injector in lieu of a penis and merely thrust it into anywhere it will stick thus their mating ritual is literally a violent rape of a stabbing.


Hence GIGGITY!!!

/Gigging is the practice of hunting fish or small game with a gig or similar multi-pronged spear.
 
2013-01-21 01:34:19 PM
Go on.....
 
2013-01-21 01:58:11 PM
Say his name three times and he shall appear:

Ghastly
Ghastly
Ghastly
 
2013-01-21 02:06:04 PM

we'refromthesamestory: doglover: It's less erotic when you realize male squid use a pressurized semen injector in lieu of a penis and merely thrust it into anywhere it will stick thus their mating ritual is literally a violent rape of a stabbing.

How much pressure, you ask? Not sure exactly, but a non-trivial number of the giant squid that wash up dead are males who've accidentally stabbed themselves and are killed by their own semen.

I'm glad you posted this to the right thread.


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2013-01-21 02:12:37 PM
This made me ink.
 
2013-01-21 02:39:57 PM

doglover: It's less erotic when you realize male squid use a pressurized semen injector in lieu of a penis and merely thrust it into anywhere it will stick thus their mating ritual is literally a violent rape of a stabbing.

How much pressure, you ask? Not sure exactly, but a non-trivial number of the giant squid that wash up dead are males who've accidentally stabbed themselves and are killed by their own semen.


LOL, that gives a whole new meaning to "you'll put your eye out"
 
2013-01-21 03:02:07 PM

doglover: It's less erotic when you realize male squid use a pressurized semen injector in lieu of a penis and merely thrust it into anywhere it will stick thus their mating ritual is literally a violent rape of a stabbing.

How much pressure, you ask? Not sure exactly, but a non-trivial number of the giant squid that wash up dead are males who've accidentally stabbed themselves and are killed by their own semen.


ZOMG. There IS Death By Fapping!

/So i'm guessing those tentacle scenes in Urotsukidoji were more scientifically accurate than I had supposed
 
2013-01-21 03:22:04 PM
Once saw squid mating while diving in the USVI. Very gentle looking.

/nothing like a nurse shark gang rape
 
2013-01-21 04:46:30 PM
I tried that position once and ended-up with a tampon stuck on my nostril.
 
2013-01-21 06:13:49 PM
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Squiddly?
 
2013-01-21 06:42:19 PM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7547330/82024946#c82024946" target="_blank">doglover</a>:</b> <i>It's less erotic when you realize male squid use a pressurized semen injector in lieu of a penis and merely thrust it into anywhere it will stick thus their mating ritual is literally a violent rape of a stabbing.</i>

Traumatic insemination is pretty common in the animal kingdom. It's consensual monogamous courtship that's actually rare.
 
2013-01-21 09:30:42 PM
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2013-01-21 11:47:38 PM
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