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(Daily Mail)   A dead murasai fish has been found near the crippled Japanese N-plant with 2,500 times the legal limit of radioactivity for human consumption. Scientists believe it may have been killed by super fish oil injuries   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 113
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2013-01-21 10:12:42 AM
Soon:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-21 10:21:17 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-21 10:46:54 AM
I've worked hard for puns before, but... damn

/have murasai
 
2013-01-21 11:23:08 AM
So that means "the legal limit of radiation for seafood" is greater than zero? I would choose zero for that limit if it were my job.
 
2013-01-21 11:24:58 AM
That's a terrible pun submitter. I like it
 
2013-01-21 11:25:52 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: So that means "the legal limit of radiation for seafood" is greater than zero? I would choose zero for that limit if it were my job.


Yeah, good luck with that.
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Really? Aren't we all a little radiant?
 
2013-01-21 11:25:54 AM
A dead murasai fish has been found near the crippled Japanese N-plant

Racist.
 
2013-01-21 11:26:28 AM
That puns was as elegant as Elton John with a wheelbarrow-full of butt-holes.
 
2013-01-21 11:26:32 AM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-21 11:27:41 AM
It was interesting that the fish survived long enough to be caught / photographed in "good condition".

It's an ugly fish...

Hope the Japanese aren't eating that...
 
2013-01-21 11:31:18 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: So that means "the legal limit of radiation for seafood" is greater than zero? I would choose zero for that limit if it were my job.


Given that trace amounts of radioactive materials is natural in everything, I guess that means you won't eat anything ever again.
 
2013-01-21 11:32:58 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: So that means "the legal limit of radiation for seafood" is greater than zero? I would choose zero for that limit if it were my job.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Background_radiation
 
2013-01-21 11:34:26 AM
actual consumption, according to movies, leads to superpowers and reptile growth.

its a crap shoot
 
2013-01-21 11:37:09 AM
Came to see Blinky was represented, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-21 11:38:51 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: So that means "the legal limit of radiation for seafood" is greater than zero? I would choose zero for that limit if it were my job.


Not possible.

Your comment reminds me of an urban legend/possibly true anecdote about an HOA that had their subdivision tested for radiation, and when the tests came back that there was nothing of concern and all that was there was the background radiation, they asked how they could lower it.
 
2013-01-21 11:39:38 AM
A fish that cooks itself.
 
2013-01-21 11:41:23 AM

Alassra: It was interesting that the fish survived long enough to be caught / photographed in "good condition".

It's an ugly fish...

Hope the Japanese aren't eating that...


That this fish survived such a high dose of radiation for so long should serve as evidence that our radiation exposure and food contamination limits are set far, far too low.

They should be raised .. again.
 
2013-01-21 11:43:00 AM
A dead murasai fish

Ninjas?

...with 2,500 times the legal limit of radioactivity for human consumption.

Atomic ninjas!
 
2013-01-21 11:44:14 AM

HAMMERTOE: That puns was as elegant as Elton John with a wheelbarrow-full of butt-holes.


Eloquence - you haz it.
 
2013-01-21 11:47:54 AM
Currents hit America
www.movie-censorship.com
 
2013-01-21 11:48:27 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: So that means "the legal limit of radiation for seafood" is greater than zero? I would choose zero for that limit if it were my job.


Gold is one of the most studied, stable, desirable substances in the world. Yet, we can still only manage about 99.999% purity. Even "pure" water used for scientific purposes has contaminants measured at the parts per trillion level.
 
2013-01-21 11:51:34 AM
If I eat it will I turn into a superhero, or just Aquaman?
 
2013-01-21 11:55:07 AM
Ok I JUST got the joke.
 
2013-01-21 11:56:04 AM
Can they find a few more?

I'm expecting guests.
 
2013-01-21 11:56:28 AM

unlikely: Soon:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x651]


How dare you.

Awesome part of show theme: "Up from the depths! 30 Stories High! GODZILLA! GODZILLA!"

Suck part of the show theme: "And GodzoooOOoookiiii!"

I was kid at the time and even I knew that was lame. Where the hell did Godzooki come from anyways?
 
2013-01-21 11:58:06 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: So that means "the legal limit of radiation for seafood" is greater than zero? I would choose zero for that limit if it were my job.


* facepalm *
 
2013-01-21 11:58:42 AM

ObscureNameHere: I was kid at the time and even I knew that was lame. Where the hell did Godzooki come from anyways?


YO MAMA.
 
2013-01-21 11:59:45 AM

ObscureNameHere: unlikely: Soon:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x651]

How dare you.

Awesome part of show theme: "Up from the depths! 30 Stories High! GODZILLA! GODZILLA!"

Suck part of the show theme: "And GodzoooOOoookiiii!"

I was kid at the time and even I knew that was lame. Where the hell did Godzooki come from anyways?


Son of Godzilla
farm3.static.flickr.com
Yeah... it sucked
 
2013-01-21 12:00:32 PM
Not be be all nit-picky but it was a live fish that was caught, not a dead fish that was found.

Carry on...
 
2013-01-21 12:10:24 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ObscureNameHere: unlikely: Soon:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x651]

How dare you.

Awesome part of show theme: "Up from the depths! 30 Stories High! GODZILLA! GODZILLA!"

Suck part of the show theme: "And GodzoooOOoookiiii!"

I was kid at the time and even I knew that was lame. Where the hell did Godzooki come from anyways?

Son of Godzilla
[farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x400]
Yeah... it sucked


What? Monster Island Little bastard could blow some nice smoke rings...
media.screened.com
 
2013-01-21 12:11:34 PM
We need to rely on more nuclear power generation because it's clean energy.
 
2013-01-21 12:16:44 PM

Alassra: It was interesting that the fish survived long enough to be caught / photographed in "good condition".

It's an ugly fish...

Hope the Japanese aren't eating that...


Nature is pretty resilient. Look at Chernobyl today, it's teeming with wildlife.
 
2013-01-21 12:17:26 PM

dryknife: We need to rely on more nuclear power generation because it's clean energy.


We also need to build more nuclear power plants in flood planes and tsunami zones. These seem to be the best sites for such installations.
 
2013-01-21 12:17:27 PM
So it was found pre-cooked?
 
2013-01-21 12:17:27 PM

dryknife: We need to rely on more nuclear power generation because it's clean energy.


It is until the CEO tries to improve his bottom line.
 
2013-01-21 12:18:06 PM

nexxus: dryknife: We need to rely on more nuclear power generation because it's clean energy.

We also need to build more nuclear power plants in flood planes and tsunami zones. These seem to be the best sites for such installations.


Er, floodplain.
 
2013-01-21 12:22:54 PM
Fish-related superpowers?

Hey Zoidberg! Get in here!
 
2013-01-21 12:31:35 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: So that means "the legal limit of radiation for seafood" is greater than zero? I would choose zero for that limit if it were my job.


radioactivity also occurs naturally, my friend!

Link
 
2013-01-21 12:37:45 PM

CruJones: Alassra:
Nature is pretty resilient. Look at Chernobyl today, it's teeming with wildlife.


care to show your work?

no i didn't think so...
 
2013-01-21 12:41:25 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: So that means "the legal limit of radiation for seafood" is greater than zero? I would choose zero for that limit if it were my job.


ever fly in a plane? stay in a metal trailer? live in a cement highrise? live in a log cabin? stand in the waiting room of a hospital? go outside?

yeah your zero radiation idea?

no. just no..
 
PJ-
2013-01-21 12:43:46 PM

Haliburton Cummings: CruJones: Alassra:
Nature is pretty resilient. Look at Chernobyl today, it's teeming with wildlife.

care to show your work?

no i didn't think so...


Well, since you want to be so clever by not even letting anybody post, here you go:

Link

Link

Slideshow of some animals

Good thing what you think isn't right.
 
2013-01-21 12:45:57 PM
I have fished just off of millstone nuclear power plant and it is ineradicable how large some of the sea life gets. Weather that is a result of the warm water output from the plant creating a richer more constant environment, or something more is a interesting question. Still I would never eat anything I caught there.

The sad thing with this situation is that no matter what they do they are not going to be able to contain the radiation, it will get out. The radioactive material that has contaminated these fish impact the entire food chain and will continue to be recycled from the top to the bottom of the food chain. Nets can not do anything to stop the movement of the radiation while it is at the bottom level of the food chain. It is just a matter of time before it works it way to large migratory sea species, then the radiation will spread out all over the globe. From there it will be a century or two before the radiation spreads out enough and the radioactive half lives burn down to background radiation levels.
 
2013-01-21 12:46:27 PM
Good thing they warned me because i totally was gonna eat that thing.
 
2013-01-21 12:47:58 PM

genepool lifeboat: A dead murasai fish has been found near the crippled Japanese N-plant

Racist.


Melungeon?
 
2013-01-21 12:51:26 PM

genepool lifeboat: A dead murasai fish has been found near the crippled Japanese N-plant

Racist.


Nippon, please!
 
2013-01-21 12:52:25 PM

blottoman: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ObscureNameHere: unlikely: Soon:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x651]

How dare you.

Awesome part of show theme: "Up from the depths! 30 Stories High! GODZILLA! GODZILLA!"

Suck part of the show theme: "And GodzoooOOoookiiii!"

I was kid at the time and even I knew that was lame. Where the hell did Godzooki come from anyways?

Son of Godzilla
[farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x400]
Yeah... it sucked

What? Monster Island Little bastard could blow some nice smoke rings...
[media.screened.com image 720x360]


*blink blink* By the Great Gamora, I never saw that before. Or if I did, it was 30 years ago and I excised the memory from my brain. Ack, looks so horrible.
 
2013-01-21 12:53:14 PM

GRCooper: genepool lifeboat: A dead murasai fish has been found near the crippled Japanese N-plant

Racist.

Nippon, please!


So there is no way to nip this in th--

/oops, sorry.
// I mean solly.
 
2013-01-21 12:55:14 PM
If the fish survive and possibly thrive, this might be a good way to stop humans from eating seafood while we give the ocean a chance to bounce back and replenish itself.
 
2013-01-21 12:56:20 PM

PJ-: Haliburton Cummings: CruJones: Alassra:
Nature is pretty resilient. Look at Chernobyl today, it's teeming with wildlife.

care to show your work?

no i didn't think so...

Well, since you want to be so clever by not even letting anybody post, here you go:

Link

Link

Slideshow of some animals

Good thing what you think isn't right.


Thank you. I thought this was common knowledge, it's on National Geographic and Discovery Channel a lot. I think several species (like bears) which hadn't been seen for 50 years before the blast have moved back. I find it kind of fascinating.
 
2013-01-21 12:57:44 PM
Sounds dericious.
 
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