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(KITV Honolulu)   Boudoir photography has become popular among wives of deployed soldiers. And why not - they can send the pictures to their husbands, and post them on dating sites too. (Slideshow)   (kitv.com) divider line 32
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2013-01-21 11:24:49 AM
7 votes:

TalonZahn: That Urban Legend has been going around since, well at least since Desert Storm....


There was this soldier in the Peloponnesian war and his wife sends him this scroll of an adventure story and all the guys are listening as the scribe reads it aloud in the big tent and all of a sudden it's a description of the guy's wife bangin' two Picts and she's like "I want a divorce!"

Totally happened, man.
GBB
2013-01-21 10:19:50 AM
5 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: When I was in Panama right after the invasion, there was an E-6 who had a boudoir photo of his wife/girlfriend on his field desk. Best thing I can say is that the photographer tried. He really did try. Usually, cleavage and smiles make me happy. This made me want to go out and chump slap a sloth.


I can't tell if that pic you saw was good or bad. I mean, my definition of "chump slap a sloth" might be different that your definition of "chump slap a sloth"
2013-01-21 10:03:53 AM
5 votes:
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2013-01-21 10:06:27 AM
4 votes:
When I was in Panama right after the invasion, there was an E-6 who had a boudoir photo of his wife/girlfriend on his field desk. Best thing I can say is that the photographer tried. He really did try. Usually, cleavage and smiles make me happy. This made me want to go out and chump slap a sloth.
2013-01-21 12:17:10 PM
3 votes:
Just imagine the look of confusion on that poor sloth's face.
2013-01-21 11:23:31 AM
3 votes:

Horsebolt McStabledoor: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I'll save you some time, this is pretty much the only reason to click.

[www.kitv.com image 538x266]

this one ain't too bad
[www.kitv.com image 538x241]
sure the glasses and nose  don't look to good on the left, but, um, what was I saying...


i47.tinypic.com
2013-01-21 10:11:54 AM
3 votes:

Old_Chief_Scott: I don't know about this "has become popular" headline. I still have some that Mrs._Old_Chief_Scott sent me about 20 years ago safely tucked away.


Did she send you polaroids or some of those cool little picture viewer things that were a little more discrete?
2013-01-21 12:06:36 PM
2 votes:

JerkStore: Soymilk: I had some done for Mr Soy before I became pregnant and subsequently hagged from having babies. Most women hardly ever get all glammed up and toss our hair for the camera, so it was fun for me and good for him too. I had the photog do a coulple of shots of me in a cocktail dress so Mr Soy can have a picture for displays in his office, and the rest of the roll was lingerie and high heels stuff which he keeps secreted in his home office.

...As well as the various internet sites where he's posted said photos to show his buddies and the world at large.


That explains why we keep getting "residual" checks in the mail that he won't explain.
2013-01-21 10:56:45 AM
2 votes:

demaL-demaL-yeH: littlett's: I think it takes a lot of guts for a girl to pose for pictures like that in the first place.

You had to bring up commissary queens, didn't you?

/To the corner with you.
//Old_Chief_Scott report to my place for the only mind bleach that works: single malt Scotch that's old enough to vote. Bring chasers.


I'll drink your Scotch but I'm not showing you any pictures of my wife.
2013-01-21 10:49:58 AM
2 votes:
It's amazing what lighting, makeup, and a little judicious Photoshop can do for a woman...
2013-01-21 10:40:11 AM
2 votes:

Hillbilly Jim: rebelyell2006: Verdelak: Ok, I know I am not French, but have I been wrong all of these years on the meaning of the word "Boudoir"?

Could be worse. Whenever I see "boudoir", my mind immediately thinks I am reading "abattoir". Kinda awkward, really.

Laughter Out Loud


Nice try Meow, the new alt won't help you blend in any better.
2013-01-21 10:06:03 AM
2 votes:

Verdelak: Ok, I know I am not French, but have I been wrong all of these years on the meaning of the word "Boudoir"?


idiom (Latin: idioma, "special property", f. Greek: ἰδίωμα - idiōma, "special feature, special phrasing", f. Greek: ἴδιος - idios, "one's own") is a rendition of a combination of words that have a figurative meaning. The figurative meaning is comprehended in regard to a common use of the expression that is separate from the literal meaning or definition of the words of which it is made
2013-01-21 10:02:22 AM
2 votes:
www.curriculumsupport.education.nsw.gov.au
2013-01-21 09:54:58 AM
2 votes:
Ok, I know I am not French, but have I been wrong all of these years on the meaning of the word "Boudoir"?
2013-01-21 06:04:07 PM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Jument: It's amazing what lighting, makeup, and a little judicious Photoshop can do for a woman...

You forgot alcohol. Liberally ingested, it does wonders.


Really? How drunk would a woman have to get to fark you?
2013-01-21 04:49:22 PM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: Holy shiat!! Why hasn't anyone been talking about this?


Duh. Because it goes on all the time. It's not news; it's only FARK when it's over0the-top.
2013-01-21 03:31:21 PM
1 votes:

Mega Steve: /I got a fevah, and the only prescription is moar redheads!


bbsimg.ngfiles.com
2013-01-21 01:25:01 PM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: wambu: "Boudoir photography" has been a viable business model since at least the 80s that I'm aware of. Military wives cheating on deployed husbands has been going on since there have been military wives.
/post moar pics, pls

And I'm sure no military men ever cheat on their wives when they're deployed, no sirree. Every damn one of them remains chaste and comes home after a year away to find out that they have a newborn baby.


Goes on all the time.
i.imgur.com
2013-01-21 11:41:43 AM
1 votes:

Old_Chief_Scott: demaL-demaL-yeH: littlett's: I think it takes a lot of guts for a girl to pose for pictures like that in the first place.

You had to bring up commissary queens, didn't you?

/To the corner with you.
//Old_Chief_Scott report to my place for the only mind bleach that works: single malt Scotch that's old enough to vote. Bring chasers.

I'll drink your Scotch but I'm not showing you any pictures of my wife.


Thank you for that. (Nothing personal against your wife.) What are you binging for chasers?
2013-01-21 11:29:34 AM
1 votes:

Girion47: Being single in this city was horrid. My wife was an import from Florida, so I avoided Louisville women. A lot of them are of the mindset they need to get married as early as possible, so any single woman over 25 is most likely

A)Divorced
B)Has kids
C)So hipster/artsy that you're going to get a feminist spiel every conversation.


So I see you mainly hang out in PRP or the Highlands.
2013-01-21 11:01:37 AM
1 votes:
SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I'll save you some time, this is pretty much the only reason to click.

[www.kitv.com image 538x266]


this one ain't too bad
www.kitv.com
sure the glasses and nose  don't look to good on the left, but, um, what was I saying...
2013-01-21 11:00:53 AM
1 votes:

Jument: It's amazing what lighting, makeup, and a little judicious Photoshop can do for a woman...


You forgot alcohol. Liberally ingested, it does wonders.
2013-01-21 10:24:21 AM
1 votes:

Hillbilly Jim: Laughter Out Loud


Are you channeling your inner Meow?
/or is this an 'oops - wrong account'?
2013-01-21 10:23:25 AM
1 votes:
That nothing! A cousin of a friend of my sisters college room mate told me about when their brother was in Desert Storm and his wife sent him a VCR tape (get off my lawn) of "Rambo". 20 minutes into the movie, it cut to a homemade pRon of her bangin two dudes! She looked up at the camera and said "I want a divorce!"

/true story bro!
// :/
2013-01-21 10:20:24 AM
1 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: When I was in Panama right after the invasion, there was an E-6 who had a boudoir photo of his wife/girlfriend on his field desk. Best thing I can say is that the photographer tried. He really did try. Usually, cleavage and smiles make me happy. This made me want to go out and chump slap a sloth.


"Chump slap a sloth." I know I really like this creative, unique expression, but I do not know what it means. Maybe I don't need to know. I will use it anyway. Because I'm laughing my ass off over here.
2013-01-21 10:17:53 AM
1 votes:
www.kitv.com
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Save these for the next time someone asks 'what is a butterface?'
2013-01-21 10:09:00 AM
1 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: This made me want to go out and chump slap a sloth.


Ok, I needed that laugh to start my week off on the right foot.

Much appreciated.
2013-01-21 10:08:46 AM
1 votes:
Pretty lame, Milhouse.
2013-01-21 10:07:40 AM
1 votes:
well that was a bit of a drag. some real beasts in that slideshow. If i was over seas killing commies for my country my lady and all of her friends in her church knitting circle better spread their legs drop their tops and give me something I can work with. "Oh honey a picture of you in a bikinni" or "Hell yeah I can see my babies tits and deep into her babby maker"
2013-01-21 10:03:21 AM
1 votes:

Verdelak: Ok, I know I am not French, but have I been wrong all of these years on the meaning of the word "Boudoir"?


Could be worse. Whenever I see "boudoir", my mind immediately thinks I am reading "abattoir". Kinda awkward, really.
2013-01-21 09:59:40 AM
1 votes:
I'll save you some time, this is pretty much the only reason to click.

www.kitv.com
2013-01-21 09:56:23 AM
1 votes:
It is pretty bad when the headline contains the entire story.

I can't say that I approve of the idea of them using the photos to pick up other guys, but it is fun to have a photo session like that so I can understand at least that aspect of it.
 
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