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(KITV Honolulu)   Boudoir photography has become popular among wives of deployed soldiers. And why not - they can send the pictures to their husbands, and post them on dating sites too. (Slideshow)   (kitv.com) divider line 116
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2013-01-21 05:34:10 PM

cryinoutloud: wambu:
Goes on all the time.
[i.imgur.com image 614x700]

"All the time?" well, in that case, look at what else goes on all the time.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 576x505]

Holy shiat!! Why hasn't anyone been talking about this?



Another copycat, emulating Lorena Bobbitt.
 
2013-01-21 06:04:07 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Jument: It's amazing what lighting, makeup, and a little judicious Photoshop can do for a woman...

You forgot alcohol. Liberally ingested, it does wonders.


Really? How drunk would a woman have to get to fark you?
 
2013-01-21 06:23:26 PM

Girion47: I'd milk it.


damn
 
2013-01-21 07:00:37 PM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7547221/82034879#c82034879" target="_blank">MadAzza</a>:</b> <i>Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Jument: It's amazing what lighting, makeup, and a little judicious Photoshop can do for a woman...

You forgot alcohol. Liberally ingested, it does wonders.

Really? How drunk would a woman have to get to fark you?</I>


Now days? Pretty damn drunk. And that's just my wife.
 
2013-01-21 07:01:51 PM
Wow, HTML fail.
 
2013-01-21 07:36:14 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Wow, HTML fail.


You win anyway. :-)
 
2013-01-21 07:52:30 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: kendelrio: TalonZahn: kendelrio: That nothing! A cousin of a friend of my sisters college room mate told me about when their brother was in Desert Storm and his wife sent him a VCR tape (get off my lawn) of "Rambo". 20 minutes into the movie, it cut to a homemade pRon of her bangin two dudes! She looked up at the camera and said "I want a divorce!"

/true story bro!
// :/

That Urban Legend has been going around since, well at least since Desert Storm....

Always some line about guy gets tape, guy watches tape, SO made pron with some dude/chick/goat, then says; "Surprise! I want a divorce!" or "I'm leaving you!" or some b.s.

Urban Legend is Urbanny.

Well, I got 2. (See the math post above)......

/was kinda hoping to leave the line in a little longer.
//figured the "cousin of a friend of my sisters ex roommate" would be a flag.

I think this scenario is also in Black Hawk Down.


And Jarhead.
 
2013-01-21 07:58:50 PM

Harry Freakstorm: When I was in Panama right after the invasion, there was an E-6 who had a boudoir photo of his wife/girlfriend on his field desk. Best thing I can say is that the photographer tried. He really did try. Usually, cleavage and smiles make me happy. This made me want to go out and chump slap a sloth.


This almost caused a sunflower seed to depart... had I been drinking, you *would* owe me a keyboard.

+1, would LOL again.
 
2013-01-21 09:35:30 PM
Remarkable what some makeup and a good photographer can do.
 
2013-01-22 09:19:04 AM
^^ This
 
2013-01-22 09:32:32 AM
I have a few photographer friends who do boudoir shoots for others. I also know plenty of military ex-couples who cheated on each other. These two facts are not related though.
 
2013-01-22 09:35:49 AM
A note about cheating in the military: military usually cheats with other military, and civilian spouses usually cheat with civilians, but not in every case though. It mostly happens among the enlisted, and that's because the enlisted get married too young too fast, and spend their youth TDY a helluva lot. Officers face too many career consequences for cheating (There are a lot of unwritten rules for officers), so when it happens it's kept more discreet.
 
2013-01-22 09:47:31 AM

verbaltoxin: A note about cheating in the military: military usually cheats with other military, and civilian spouses usually cheat with civilians, but not in every case though. It mostly happens among the enlisted, and that's because the enlisted get married too young too fast, and spend their youth TDY a helluva lot. Officers face too many career consequences for cheating (There are a lot of unwritten rules for officers), so when it happens it's kept more discreet.


This.

My best friend in HS married a girl who was a bit "damaged goods" (she was a year or two behind us in school; her sometime BF raped her and got her knocked up; she had the kid) and enlisted.  (Tried to get me to enlist too, but failed.)  A couple years and another kid later, he got shipped to the desert.  While he was gone, she had an affair with another guy on base and neglected their kids to the point that one of them died and the other one almost did.  I lost track of her after they sent her away; he's fortunately remarried (to a much saner woman) and has some more kids, but... geez.  I can't imagine going through that kind of thing.
 
2013-01-22 10:21:46 AM

dbirchall: verbaltoxin: A note about cheating in the military: military usually cheats with other military, and civilian spouses usually cheat with civilians, but not in every case though. It mostly happens among the enlisted, and that's because the enlisted get married too young too fast, and spend their youth TDY a helluva lot. Officers face too many career consequences for cheating (There are a lot of unwritten rules for officers), so when it happens it's kept more discreet.

This.

My best friend in HS married a girl who was a bit "damaged goods" (she was a year or two behind us in school; her sometime BF raped her and got her knocked up; she had the kid) and enlisted.  (Tried to get me to enlist too, but failed.)  A couple years and another kid later, he got shipped to the desert.  While he was gone, she had an affair with another guy on base and neglected their kids to the point that one of them died and the other one almost did.  I lost track of her after they sent her away; he's fortunately remarried (to a much saner woman) and has some more kids, but... geez.  I can't imagine going through that kind of thing.


You forgot to add CSB.
 
2013-01-22 02:19:41 PM

wambu: cryinoutloud: wambu: "Boudoir photography" has been a viable business model since at least the 80s that I'm aware of. Military wives cheating on deployed husbands has been going on since there have been military wives.
/post moar pics, pls

And I'm sure no military men ever cheat on their wives when they're deployed, no sirree. Every damn one of them remains chaste and comes home after a year away to find out that they have a newborn baby.

Goes on all the time.
[i.imgur.com image 614x700]


My god I've over-rated humans.
 
2013-01-22 02:21:13 PM

cryinoutloud: wambu:
Goes on all the time.
[i.imgur.com image 614x700]

"All the time?" well, in that case, look at what else goes on all the time.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 576x505]

Holy shiat!! Why hasn't anyone been talking about this?


The fact that it is still "news" makes me feel safer. Because, you know, I could throw my shoulder out doing that.
 
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