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2013-01-21 11:21:29 AM  
I had some done for Mr Soy before I became pregnant and subsequently hagged from having babies. Most women hardly ever get all glammed up and toss our hair for the camera, so it was fun for me and good for him too. I had the photog do a coulple of shots of me in a cocktail dress so Mr Soy can have a picture for displays in his office, and the rest of the roll was lingerie and high heels stuff which he keeps secreted in his home office.
 
2013-01-21 11:23:31 AM  

Horsebolt McStabledoor: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I'll save you some time, this is pretty much the only reason to click.

[www.kitv.com image 538x266]

this one ain't too bad
[www.kitv.com image 538x241]
sure the glasses and nose  don't look to good on the left, but, um, what was I saying...


i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-21 11:24:49 AM  

TalonZahn: That Urban Legend has been going around since, well at least since Desert Storm....


There was this soldier in the Peloponnesian war and his wife sends him this scroll of an adventure story and all the guys are listening as the scribe reads it aloud in the big tent and all of a sudden it's a description of the guy's wife bangin' two Picts and she's like "I want a divorce!"

Totally happened, man.
 
2013-01-21 11:26:50 AM  

littlett's: Fear the Clam: are Louisville heifers mooing up the site.

Easy now.  This only applies to about 85% of the Louisville population, the other 15% don't get to the buffet line in time to eat. :(


My apologies to the 15% who weren't able to fill up on ambrosia and Millionaire Pie.
 
2013-01-21 11:27:08 AM  

airsupport: Girion47: My friend does this.
Link to the gallery.

Warning, there is autoplay music, can't figure out where to turn it off.

Damn Louisville women are gross.


Being single in this city was horrid. My wife was an import from Florida, so I avoided Louisville women. A lot of them are of the mindset they need to get married as early as possible, so any single woman over 25 is most likely

A)Divorced
B)Has kids
C)So hipster/artsy that you're going to get a feminist spiel every conversation.
 
2013-01-21 11:29:34 AM  

Girion47: Being single in this city was horrid. My wife was an import from Florida, so I avoided Louisville women. A lot of them are of the mindset they need to get married as early as possible, so any single woman over 25 is most likely

A)Divorced
B)Has kids
C)So hipster/artsy that you're going to get a feminist spiel every conversation.


So I see you mainly hang out in PRP or the Highlands.
 
2013-01-21 11:36:07 AM  

littlett's: Girion47: Being single in this city was horrid. My wife was an import from Florida, so I avoided Louisville women. A lot of them are of the mindset they need to get married as early as possible, so any single woman over 25 is most likely

A)Divorced
B)Has kids
C)So hipster/artsy that you're going to get a feminist spiel every conversation.

So I see you mainly hang out in PRP or the Highlands.


Highlands, Germantown, Frankfort Ave, and NuLu.

I'm also jaded from the LouisvilleMojo days.
 
2013-01-21 11:40:45 AM  

Girion47: airsupport: Girion47: My friend does this.
Link to the gallery.

Warning, there is autoplay music, can't figure out where to turn it off.

Damn Louisville women are gross.

Being single in this city was horrid. My wife was an import from Florida, so I avoided Louisville women. A lot of them are of the mindset they need to get married as early as possible, so any single woman over 25 is most likely

A)Divorced
B)Has kids
C)So hipster/artsy that you're going to get a feminist spiel every conversation.


Seems like it'd be hard to find parts for Florida imports.
 
2013-01-21 11:41:43 AM  

Old_Chief_Scott: demaL-demaL-yeH: littlett's: I think it takes a lot of guts for a girl to pose for pictures like that in the first place.

You had to bring up commissary queens, didn't you?

/To the corner with you.
//Old_Chief_Scott report to my place for the only mind bleach that works: single malt Scotch that's old enough to vote. Bring chasers.

I'll drink your Scotch but I'm not showing you any pictures of my wife.


Thank you for that. (Nothing personal against your wife.) What are you binging for chasers?
 
2013-01-21 11:42:29 AM  

Girion47: Highlands, Germantown, Frankfort Ave, and NuLu.

I'm also jaded from the LouisvilleMojo days.


I grew up in the Highlands.  I never realized just how awful some of the people were until I moved to a different part of the city.  I can't really comment on how it is to pick up girls in Louisville since I never really tried to pick up a girl in Louisville.   But the better guys were usually at the parks on the weekends.
 
2013-01-21 11:43:07 AM  

MikeBoomshadow: Girion47: airsupport: Girion47: My friend does this.
Link to the gallery.

Warning, there is autoplay music, can't figure out where to turn it off.

Damn Louisville women are gross.

Being single in this city was horrid. My wife was an import from Florida, so I avoided Louisville women. A lot of them are of the mindset they need to get married as early as possible, so any single woman over 25 is most likely

A)Divorced
B)Has kids
C)So hipster/artsy that you're going to get a feminist spiel every conversation.

Seems like it'd be hard to find parts for Florida imports.


It is, but it's worth it, this model doesn't want kids and is a major foodie/sci-fi geek.
 
2013-01-21 11:47:03 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.kitv.com image 538x229]
[www.kitv.com image 538x241]
[www.kitv.com image 538x241]

Save these for the next time someone asks 'what is a butterface?'


While I agree, they don't have the world's greatest faces - it is a prime example of how shiatty the semi-wide angle lenses of cell phones are for portraits.

Take a cell-phone butterface, use a real camera and decent lighting and 85% of the butter melts away.
 
2013-01-21 11:47:56 AM  

littlett's: Girion47: Highlands, Germantown, Frankfort Ave, and NuLu.

I'm also jaded from the LouisvilleMojo days.

I grew up in the Highlands.  I never realized just how awful some of the people were until I moved to a different part of the city.  I can't really comment on how it is to pick up girls in Louisville since I never really tried to pick up a girl in Louisville.   But the better guys were usually at the parks on the weekends.


My wife had a test. If the guy offered to take her to Red Lobster or Olive Garden, he didn't get a date. She also excluded guys based on if they owned a mustang.(Noone wants to date people from Dixie Hwy or Fairdale)

When I asked her out, I was feeling cynical because the last couple girls I had taken on dates to non-chain places were bewildered when faced with a real menu, so I took her to Vietnam Kitchen to see how much I could traumatize a Louisvillian, little did I know that she ate there enough the owner would wait on her personally.

/grew up in Fern Creek
//in Lyndon now.
 
2013-01-21 11:51:40 AM  

Soymilk: I had some done for Mr Soy before I became pregnant and subsequently hagged from having babies. Most women hardly ever get all glammed up and toss our hair for the camera, so it was fun for me and good for him too. I had the photog do a coulple of shots of me in a cocktail dress so Mr Soy can have a picture for displays in his office, and the rest of the roll was lingerie and high heels stuff which he keeps secreted in his home office.


...As well as the various internet sites where he's posted said photos to show his buddies and the world at large.
 
2013-01-21 11:55:06 AM  

Girion47: My wife had a test. If the guy offered to take her to Red Lobster or Olive Garden, he didn't get a date. She also excluded guys based on if they owned a mustang.(Noone wants to date people from Dixie Hwy or Fairdale)

When I asked her out, I was feeling cynical because the last couple girls I had taken on dates to non-chain places were bewildered when faced with a real menu, so I took her to Vietnam Kitchen to see how much I could traumatize a Louisvillian, little did I know that she ate there enough the owner would wait on her personally.

/grew up in Fern Creek
//in Lyndon now.


HAHA,  I married a guy that had two, a 67 and a 94GT.  I really didn;t discriminate based on where they wanted to go to eat, it was more based on what they wanted to do after.

Our first date was actually in Lexington, I can't think of the name of it, it it sounded like some mobster place to me at the time.  Most of the people in the Highlands area typically eat at non-chain places.  It can be a mixed bag though.

/out in Hikes Point
 
2013-01-21 12:06:36 PM  

JerkStore: Soymilk: I had some done for Mr Soy before I became pregnant and subsequently hagged from having babies. Most women hardly ever get all glammed up and toss our hair for the camera, so it was fun for me and good for him too. I had the photog do a coulple of shots of me in a cocktail dress so Mr Soy can have a picture for displays in his office, and the rest of the roll was lingerie and high heels stuff which he keeps secreted in his home office.

...As well as the various internet sites where he's posted said photos to show his buddies and the world at large.


That explains why we keep getting "residual" checks in the mail that he won't explain.
 
2013-01-21 12:07:04 PM  

croesius:


Holy Crap!
 
2013-01-21 12:10:18 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Jument: It's amazing what lighting, makeup, and a little judicious Photoshop can do for a woman...

You forgot alcohol. Liberally ingested, it does wonders.


But I was sober when I looked at TFA!
 
2013-01-21 12:17:10 PM  
Just imagine the look of confusion on that poor sloth's face.
 
2013-01-21 12:23:40 PM  

kendelrio: TalonZahn: kendelrio: That nothing! A cousin of a friend of my sisters college room mate told me about when their brother was in Desert Storm and his wife sent him a VCR tape (get off my lawn) of "Rambo". 20 minutes into the movie, it cut to a homemade pRon of her bangin two dudes! She looked up at the camera and said "I want a divorce!"

/true story bro!
// :/

That Urban Legend has been going around since, well at least since Desert Storm....

Always some line about guy gets tape, guy watches tape, SO made pron with some dude/chick/goat, then says; "Surprise! I want a divorce!" or "I'm leaving you!" or some b.s.

Urban Legend is Urbanny.

Well, I got 2. (See the math post above)......

/was kinda hoping to leave the line in a little longer.
//figured the "cousin of a friend of my sisters ex roommate" would be a flag.


At least he didn't pass out at 31 Flavors last night.
 
2013-01-21 12:34:49 PM  
"Boudoir photography" has been a viable business model since at least the 80s that I'm aware of. Military wives cheating on deployed husbands has been going on since there have been military wives.

/post moar pics, pls
 
2013-01-21 12:48:27 PM  

wambu: "Boudoir photography" has been a viable business model since at least the 80s that I'm aware of. Military wives cheating on deployed husbands has been going on since there have been military wives.
/post moar pics, pls


And I'm sure no military men ever cheat on their wives when they're deployed, no sirree. Every damn one of them remains chaste and comes home after a year away to find out that they have a newborn baby.
 
2013-01-21 01:11:08 PM  
I'm astonished and saddened by the fact that no one has made any effort to praise or thank these women for trying to indicate that they care and are looking forward to having life with their husbands the way it was before deployment. Instead, these examples of loving women are criticized for shortcomings in their appearances. By true Adonises, no doubt!

Posing in a swimsuit or a nightgown is really scary. These ladies sucked it up for their husbands or SOs.

/This is why no sane Farkette will ever BIE.
 
2013-01-21 01:16:37 PM  

eViLpOpTaRt: I'm astonished and saddened by the fact that no one has made any effort to praise or thank these women for trying to indicate that they care and are looking forward to having life with their husbands the way it was before deployment. Instead, these examples of loving women are criticized for shortcomings in their appearances. By true Adonises, no doubt!

Posing in a swimsuit or a nightgown is really scary. These ladies sucked it up for their husbands or SOs.

/This is why no sane Farkette will ever BIE.


I was complimentary of the women that do this. I only insulted the idiosyncrasies of dating in my hometown.
 
2013-01-21 01:24:45 PM  

eViLpOpTaRt: I'm astonished and saddened by the fact that no one has made any effort to praise or thank these women for trying to indicate that they care and are looking forward to having life with their husbands the way it was before deployment. Instead, these examples of loving women are criticized for shortcomings in their appearances. By true Adonises, no doubt!

Posing in a swimsuit or a nightgown is really scary. These ladies sucked it up for their husbands or SOs.

/This is why no sane Farkette will ever BIE.


I am the typical snarky Farker, but I have to agree with you on this. These women took the time to do something they thought would cheer up their husbands/SO's and we call them "butterfaces" etc?

I'm no white knight but I think the comments should have more "Good for you, your soldier husband is a lucky guy!" and less "Not much to look at."
 
2013-01-21 01:25:01 PM  

cryinoutloud: wambu: "Boudoir photography" has been a viable business model since at least the 80s that I'm aware of. Military wives cheating on deployed husbands has been going on since there have been military wives.
/post moar pics, pls

And I'm sure no military men ever cheat on their wives when they're deployed, no sirree. Every damn one of them remains chaste and comes home after a year away to find out that they have a newborn baby.


Goes on all the time.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-21 01:26:15 PM  

Horsebolt McStabledoor: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I'll save you some time, this is pretty much the only reason to click.

[www.kitv.com image 538x266]

this one ain't too bad
[www.kitv.com image 538x241]
sure the glasses and nose  don't look to good on the left, but, um, what was I saying...


She does clean up rather well, doesn't she?
 
2013-01-21 01:26:37 PM  

kendelrio: TalonZahn: kendelrio: That nothing! A cousin of a friend of my sisters college room mate told me about when their brother was in Desert Storm and his wife sent him a VCR tape (get off my lawn) of "Rambo". 20 minutes into the movie, it cut to a homemade pRon of her bangin two dudes! She looked up at the camera and said "I want a divorce!"

/true story bro!
// :/

That Urban Legend has been going around since, well at least since Desert Storm....

Always some line about guy gets tape, guy watches tape, SO made pron with some dude/chick/goat, then says; "Surprise! I want a divorce!" or "I'm leaving you!" or some b.s.

Urban Legend is Urbanny.

Well, I got 2. (See the math post above)......

/was kinda hoping to leave the line in a little longer.
//figured the "cousin of a friend of my sisters ex roommate" would be a flag.


I think this scenario is also in Black Hawk Down.
 
2013-01-21 01:32:50 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: kendelrio: TalonZahn: kendelrio: That nothing! A cousin of a friend of my sisters college room mate told me about when their brother was in Desert Storm and his wife sent him a VCR tape (get off my lawn) of "Rambo". 20 minutes into the movie, it cut to a homemade pRon of her bangin two dudes! She looked up at the camera and said "I want a divorce!"

/true story bro!
// :/

That Urban Legend has been going around since, well at least since Desert Storm....

Always some line about guy gets tape, guy watches tape, SO made pron with some dude/chick/goat, then says; "Surprise! I want a divorce!" or "I'm leaving you!" or some b.s.

Urban Legend is Urbanny.

Well, I got 2. (See the math post above)......

/was kinda hoping to leave the line in a little longer.
//figured the "cousin of a friend of my sisters ex roommate" would be a flag.

I think this scenario is also in Black Hawk Down.


It was also in Jarhead but they were watching the Deer Hunter
 
2013-01-21 01:35:35 PM  
So I am the only one digging on the redhead? I want the rest of the set!
 
2013-01-21 01:35:55 PM  

eViLpOpTaRt: This is why no sane Farkette will ever BIE.


That's a heck of a lot easier to do than posting something in thread.  At least you generally only have to worry about one person bashing you and not an entire thread beating on your ego.
 
2013-01-21 01:38:45 PM  

eViLpOpTaRt: I'm astonished and saddened by the fact that no one has made any effort to praise or thank these women for trying to indicate that they care and are looking forward to having life with their husbands the way it was before deployment. Instead, these examples of loving women are criticized for shortcomings in their appearances. By true Adonises, no doubt!

Posing in a swimsuit or a nightgown is really scary. These ladies sucked it up for their husbands or SOs.

/This is why no sane Farkette will ever BIE.


I don't think BIE is a real thing anyways.
 
2013-01-21 01:44:50 PM  

eViLpOpTaRt: I'm astonished and saddened by the fact that no one has made any effort to praise or thank these women for trying to indicate that they care and are looking forward to having life with their husbands the way it was before deployment. Instead, these examples of loving women are criticized for shortcomings in their appearances. By true Adonises, no doubt!

Posing in a swimsuit or a nightgown is really scary. These ladies sucked it up for their husbands or SOs.

/This is why no sane Farkette will ever BIE.


I'm with you.  Being away from my wife while I was deployed was a strange feeling... never thought about cheating, but at the same time, I'd reach a certain point every deployment where the relationship felt strained.  Getting the occasional fun picture of her helped (nothing naked... can't trust gov't IT).

You don't like how these women look, don't marry 'em.  Somebody obviously likes what they see.
 
2013-01-21 01:46:08 PM  
I do boudoir photography on the side. I hate HATE doing weddings, and most of the wedding photogs around my parts don't do boudoir, so it's a win-win. I'm usually booked every weekend and the women doing them range from 'average' to 'like the fist of an angry god', so it's all good. Unfortunately, my wife is my assistant so I don't ever get to drop phrases like "you know, if I were your husband, I'd want to see more of a Hustler style photo than this Playboy stuff...."
 
2013-01-21 01:48:26 PM  

wraithmare: Harry Freakstorm: When I was in Panama right after the invasion, there was an E-6 who had a boudoir photo of his wife/girlfriend on his field desk. Best thing I can say is that the photographer tried. He really did try. Usually, cleavage and smiles make me happy. This made me want to go out and chump slap a sloth.

That just makes me laugh way too hard.

/Coffee burns.


I have no idea what this means but it was funny.
 
2013-01-21 01:50:17 PM  
i'll take the one w/glasses
 
2013-01-21 02:06:49 PM  

groppet: thisisyourbrainonFark: kendelrio: TalonZahn: kendelrio: That nothing! A cousin of a friend of my sisters college room mate told me about when their brother was in Desert Storm and his wife sent him a VCR tape (get off my lawn) of "Rambo". 20 minutes into the movie, it cut to a homemade pRon of her bangin two dudes! She looked up at the camera and said "I want a divorce!"

/true story bro!
// :/

That Urban Legend has been going around since, well at least since Desert Storm....

Always some line about guy gets tape, guy watches tape, SO made pron with some dude/chick/goat, then says; "Surprise! I want a divorce!" or "I'm leaving you!" or some b.s.

Urban Legend is Urbanny.

Well, I got 2. (See the math post above)......

/was kinda hoping to leave the line in a little longer.
//figured the "cousin of a friend of my sisters ex roommate" would be a flag.

I think this scenario is also in Black Hawk Down.

It was also in Jarhead but they were watching the Deer Hunter


Yeah, that's the one, good call.
 
2013-01-21 02:11:48 PM  

wambu: cryinoutloud: wambu: "Boudoir photography" has been a viable business model since at least the 80s that I'm aware of. Military wives cheating on deployed husbands has been going on since there have been military wives.
/post moar pics, pls

And I'm sure no military men ever cheat on their wives when they're deployed, no sirree. Every damn one of them remains chaste and comes home after a year away to find out that they have a newborn baby.

Goes on all the time.
[i.imgur.com image 614x700]


FWIW: http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/3dfilm.asp
 
2013-01-21 02:27:40 PM  
Wow.

Numerous reminders of what make-up should, can and does do.

Yikes!
 
2013-01-21 02:35:27 PM  

Verdelak: Ok, I know I am not French, but have I been wrong all of these years on the meaning of the word "Boudoir"?


Not really.

Wiki.
 
2013-01-21 02:44:31 PM  

TalonZahn: Urban Legend is Urbanny.


Poll: Hasn't had Monday morning coffee, or just plain stupid?
 
2013-01-21 02:46:01 PM  

Girion47: I don't think BIE is a real thing anyways.


As someone that has received a few BIE, it's real.

/I don't share names or pictures, so don't ask.
 
2013-01-21 03:03:16 PM  

Flab: Verdelak: Ok, I know I am not French, but have I been wrong all of these years on the meaning of the word "Boudoir"?

Not really.

Wiki.


sounds like a walk-in-closet
 
2013-01-21 03:19:01 PM  

Rednaxel: So I am the only one digging on the redhead? I want the rest of the set!


You're not. I think she's quite cute

/I got a fevah, and the only prescription is moar redheads!
 
2013-01-21 03:31:21 PM  

Mega Steve: /I got a fevah, and the only prescription is moar redheads!


bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2013-01-21 03:48:49 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I'll save you some time, this is pretty much the only reason to click.

[www.kitv.com image 538x266]


Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

//Thanks!
 
2013-01-21 04:11:13 PM  

wambu: "Boudoir photography" has been a viable business model since at least the 80s that I'm aware of. Military wives cheating on deployed husbands has been going on since there have been military wives.

/post moar pics, pls


And deployed husbands cheating on wives at home, nevermind impregnating them and bringing them back home, even if they have a couple of rugrats back home
 
2013-01-21 04:26:50 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: When I was in Panama right after the invasion, there was an E-6 who had a boudoir photo of his wife/girlfriend on his field desk. Best thing I can say is that the photographer tried. He really did try. Usually, cleavage and smiles make me happy. This made me want to go out and chump slap a sloth.


Or, he trolled you like a pro, and never knew the girl in the picture.
 
2013-01-21 04:30:37 PM  

wambu:
Goes on all the time.
[i.imgur.com image 614x700]


"All the time?" well, in that case, look at what else goes on all the time.

lh3.googleusercontent.com

Holy shiat!! Why hasn't anyone been talking about this?
 
2013-01-21 04:49:22 PM  

cryinoutloud: Holy shiat!! Why hasn't anyone been talking about this?


Duh. Because it goes on all the time. It's not news; it's only FARK when it's over0the-top.
 
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