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(KITV Honolulu)   Boudoir photography has become popular among wives of deployed soldiers. And why not - they can send the pictures to their husbands, and post them on dating sites too. (Slideshow)   (kitv.com) divider line 116
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2013-01-21 09:54:58 AM
Ok, I know I am not French, but have I been wrong all of these years on the meaning of the word "Boudoir"?
 
2013-01-21 09:55:40 AM
what's with the east of eden shots? are the women really that wet thinking about their SOs.
 
2013-01-21 09:56:04 AM
Fark BIE isn't good enough for you, soldier?
 
2013-01-21 09:56:23 AM
It is pretty bad when the headline contains the entire story.

I can't say that I approve of the idea of them using the photos to pick up other guys, but it is fun to have a photo session like that so I can understand at least that aspect of it.
 
2013-01-21 09:59:40 AM
I'll save you some time, this is pretty much the only reason to click.

www.kitv.com
 
2013-01-21 10:02:22 AM
www.curriculumsupport.education.nsw.gov.au
 
2013-01-21 10:03:21 AM

Verdelak: Ok, I know I am not French, but have I been wrong all of these years on the meaning of the word "Boudoir"?


Could be worse. Whenever I see "boudoir", my mind immediately thinks I am reading "abattoir". Kinda awkward, really.
 
2013-01-21 10:03:53 AM
static.fjcdn.com
 
2013-01-21 10:06:03 AM

Verdelak: Ok, I know I am not French, but have I been wrong all of these years on the meaning of the word "Boudoir"?


idiom (Latin: idioma, "special property", f. Greek: ἰδίωμα - idiōma, "special feature, special phrasing", f. Greek: ἴδιος - idios, "one's own") is a rendition of a combination of words that have a figurative meaning. The figurative meaning is comprehended in regard to a common use of the expression that is separate from the literal meaning or definition of the words of which it is made
 
2013-01-21 10:06:27 AM
When I was in Panama right after the invasion, there was an E-6 who had a boudoir photo of his wife/girlfriend on his field desk. Best thing I can say is that the photographer tried. He really did try. Usually, cleavage and smiles make me happy. This made me want to go out and chump slap a sloth.
 
2013-01-21 10:07:09 AM
My friend does this.
Link to the gallery.

Warning, there is autoplay music, can't figure out where to turn it off.
 
2013-01-21 10:07:40 AM
well that was a bit of a drag. some real beasts in that slideshow. If i was over seas killing commies for my country my lady and all of her friends in her church knitting circle better spread their legs drop their tops and give me something I can work with. "Oh honey a picture of you in a bikinni" or "Hell yeah I can see my babies tits and deep into her babby maker"
 
2013-01-21 10:08:43 AM
It takes a talented photographer to find just the right angle to make an ugly chick look decent. A hot chick can just snap a selfie to create a fap worthy masterpiece.
 
2013-01-21 10:08:46 AM
Pretty lame, Milhouse.
 
2013-01-21 10:09:00 AM

Harry Freakstorm: This made me want to go out and chump slap a sloth.


Ok, I needed that laugh to start my week off on the right foot.

Much appreciated.
 
2013-01-21 10:10:39 AM

Harry Freakstorm: When I was in Panama right after the invasion, there was an E-6 who had a boudoir photo of his wife/girlfriend on his field desk. Best thing I can say is that the photographer tried. He really did try. Usually, cleavage and smiles make me happy. This made me want to go out and chump slap a sloth.


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  Or at least that's what I've always been told.
 
2013-01-21 10:10:39 AM
I don't know about this "has become popular" headline. I still have some that Mrs._Old_Chief_Scott sent me about 20 years ago safely tucked away.
 
2013-01-21 10:11:54 AM

Old_Chief_Scott: I don't know about this "has become popular" headline. I still have some that Mrs._Old_Chief_Scott sent me about 20 years ago safely tucked away.


Did she send you polaroids or some of those cool little picture viewer things that were a little more discrete?
 
2013-01-21 10:12:14 AM
They only serve to show me why I am glad I will soon be divorced
 
2013-01-21 10:17:07 AM
Wow, they look absolutely beautiful. The blonde one on the beach with her head back really looks so Sports Illustrated Swimsuit to perfection. Good for them.
 
2013-01-21 10:17:46 AM

Harry Freakstorm: When I was in Panama right after the invasion, there was an E-6 who had a boudoir photo of his wife/girlfriend on his field desk. Best thing I can say is that the photographer tried. He really did try. Usually, cleavage and smiles make me happy. This made me want to go out and chump slap a sloth.


Is that some kind of a tour I can sign up for if I go to Panama? Like, we all rent a minibus and drive into the jungle to chump slap sloths? Or is this a euphemism I don't understand?
 
2013-01-21 10:17:53 AM
www.kitv.com
www.kitv.com
www.kitv.com

Save these for the next time someone asks 'what is a butterface?'
 
2013-01-21 10:18:05 AM

rebelyell2006: Verdelak: Ok, I know I am not French, but have I been wrong all of these years on the meaning of the word "Boudoir"?

Could be worse. Whenever I see "boudoir", my mind immediately thinks I am reading "abattoir". Kinda awkward, really.


Laughter Out Loud
 
GBB
2013-01-21 10:19:50 AM

Harry Freakstorm: When I was in Panama right after the invasion, there was an E-6 who had a boudoir photo of his wife/girlfriend on his field desk. Best thing I can say is that the photographer tried. He really did try. Usually, cleavage and smiles make me happy. This made me want to go out and chump slap a sloth.


I can't tell if that pic you saw was good or bad. I mean, my definition of "chump slap a sloth" might be different that your definition of "chump slap a sloth"
 
2013-01-21 10:20:24 AM

Harry Freakstorm: When I was in Panama right after the invasion, there was an E-6 who had a boudoir photo of his wife/girlfriend on his field desk. Best thing I can say is that the photographer tried. He really did try. Usually, cleavage and smiles make me happy. This made me want to go out and chump slap a sloth.


"Chump slap a sloth." I know I really like this creative, unique expression, but I do not know what it means. Maybe I don't need to know. I will use it anyway. Because I'm laughing my ass off over here.
 
2013-01-21 10:23:25 AM
That nothing! A cousin of a friend of my sisters college room mate told me about when their brother was in Desert Storm and his wife sent him a VCR tape (get off my lawn) of "Rambo". 20 minutes into the movie, it cut to a homemade pRon of her bangin two dudes! She looked up at the camera and said "I want a divorce!"

/true story bro!
// :/
 
2013-01-21 10:23:30 AM

littlett's: Old_Chief_Scott: I don't know about this "has become popular" headline. I still have some that Mrs._Old_Chief_Scott sent me about 20 years ago safely tucked away.

Did she send you polaroids or some of those cool little picture viewer things that were a little more discrete?


Just regular pics. One of her girlfriends helped her with them*. They weren't hugely revealing but when you've been gone on the ship for four months it doesn't take very much.

*This, of course, is always the first question, "Who took the pictures?
 
2013-01-21 10:23:31 AM

Girion47: My friend does this.
Link to the gallery.

Warning, there is autoplay music, can't figure out where to turn it off.


MacBooks have a separate mute button, other laptops use a combination with "Fn", external speakers have a power button or a volume wheel that clicks at 0 to switch them off.

Did someone already mention they can send them to my Email (In Profile)?
 
2013-01-21 10:24:21 AM

Hillbilly Jim: Laughter Out Loud


Are you channeling your inner Meow?
/or is this an 'oops - wrong account'?
 
2013-01-21 10:27:17 AM

kendelrio: true story bro!


That's just cold.


Old_Chief_Scott: when you've been gone on the ship for four months it doesn't take very much.


I could only imagine.  I think it takes a lot of guts for a girl to pose for pictures like that in the first place.
 
2013-01-21 10:28:33 AM

Girion47: My friend does this.
Link to the gallery.

Warning, there is autoplay music, can't figure out where to turn it offare Louisville heifers mooing up the site.


FTFY
 
2013-01-21 10:28:52 AM
I served with the British Thermal Unit during the first Punic and I never got anything like this. Of course technology has come a long ways since then
 
2013-01-21 10:30:55 AM

kendelrio: That nothing! A cousin of a friend of my sisters college room mate told me about when their brother was in Desert Storm and his wife sent him a VCR tape (get off my lawn) of "Rambo". 20 minutes into the movie, it cut to a homemade pRon of her bangin two dudes! She looked up at the camera and said "I want a divorce!"

/true story bro!
// :/


That is when a soldiers joins the postal service by going postal.
 
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2013-01-21 10:31:52 AM
i227.photobucket.com

Are you a Wizard?
 
2013-01-21 10:33:08 AM

turboke: Girion47: My friend does this.
Link to the gallery.

Warning, there is autoplay music, can't figure out where to turn it off.

MacBooks have a separate mute button, other laptops use a combination with "Fn", external speakers have a power button or a volume wheel that clicks at 0 to switch them off.

Did someone already mention they can send them to my Email (In Profile)?


I know I can turn my speakers off, I was more commenting on the crap design that doesn't have an obvious mute button for the music.
 
2013-01-21 10:34:58 AM

Harry Freakstorm: When I was in Panama right after the invasion, there was an E-6 who had a boudoir photo of his wife/girlfriend on his field desk. Best thing I can say is that the photographer tried. He really did try. Usually, cleavage and smiles make me happy. This made me want to go out and chump slap a sloth.


That just makes me laugh way too hard.

/Coffee burns.
 
2013-01-21 10:37:47 AM
1+1=2
 
2013-01-21 10:40:11 AM

Hillbilly Jim: rebelyell2006: Verdelak: Ok, I know I am not French, but have I been wrong all of these years on the meaning of the word "Boudoir"?

Could be worse. Whenever I see "boudoir", my mind immediately thinks I am reading "abattoir". Kinda awkward, really.

Laughter Out Loud


Nice try Meow, the new alt won't help you blend in any better.
 
2013-01-21 10:43:46 AM

littlett's: I think it takes a lot of guts for a girl to pose for pictures like that in the first place.


You had to bring up commissary queens, didn't you?

/To the corner with you.
//Old_Chief_Scott report to my place for the only mind bleach that works: single malt Scotch that's old enough to vote. Bring chasers.
 
2013-01-21 10:46:09 AM

Fear the Clam: are Louisville heifers mooing up the site.


Easy now.  This only applies to about 85% of the Louisville population, the other 15% don't get to the buffet line in time to eat. :(
 
2013-01-21 10:49:58 AM
It's amazing what lighting, makeup, and a little judicious Photoshop can do for a woman...
 
2013-01-21 10:53:14 AM

kendelrio: That nothing! A cousin of a friend of my sisters college room mate told me about when their brother was in Desert Storm and his wife sent him a VCR tape (get off my lawn) of "Rambo". 20 minutes into the movie, it cut to a homemade pRon of her bangin two dudes! She looked up at the camera and said "I want a divorce!"

/true story bro!
// :/


That Urban Legend has been going around since, well at least since Desert Storm....

Always some line about guy gets tape, guy watches tape, SO made pron with some dude/chick/goat, then says; "Surprise! I want a divorce!" or "I'm leaving you!" or some b.s.

Urban Legend is Urbanny.
 
2013-01-21 10:56:45 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: littlett's: I think it takes a lot of guts for a girl to pose for pictures like that in the first place.

You had to bring up commissary queens, didn't you?

/To the corner with you.
//Old_Chief_Scott report to my place for the only mind bleach that works: single malt Scotch that's old enough to vote. Bring chasers.


I'll drink your Scotch but I'm not showing you any pictures of my wife.
 
2013-01-21 11:00:53 AM

Jument: It's amazing what lighting, makeup, and a little judicious Photoshop can do for a woman...


You forgot alcohol. Liberally ingested, it does wonders.
 
2013-01-21 11:01:19 AM

TalonZahn: kendelrio: That nothing! A cousin of a friend of my sisters college room mate told me about when their brother was in Desert Storm and his wife sent him a VCR tape (get off my lawn) of "Rambo". 20 minutes into the movie, it cut to a homemade pRon of her bangin two dudes! She looked up at the camera and said "I want a divorce!"

/true story bro!
// :/

That Urban Legend has been going around since, well at least since Desert Storm....

Always some line about guy gets tape, guy watches tape, SO made pron with some dude/chick/goat, then says; "Surprise! I want a divorce!" or "I'm leaving you!" or some b.s.

Urban Legend is Urbanny.


Well, I got 2. (See the math post above)......

/was kinda hoping to leave the line in a little longer.
//figured the "cousin of a friend of my sisters ex roommate" would be a flag.
 
2013-01-21 11:01:37 AM
SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I'll save you some time, this is pretty much the only reason to click.

[www.kitv.com image 538x266]


this one ain't too bad
www.kitv.com
sure the glasses and nose  don't look to good on the left, but, um, what was I saying...
 
2013-01-21 11:03:53 AM
Needs more vaseline on the lense.
 
2013-01-21 11:08:44 AM

Fear the Clam: Girion47: My friend does this.
Link to the gallery.

Warning, there is autoplay music, can't figure out where to turn it offare Louisville heifers mooing up the site.

FTFY


I'd milk it.

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-01-21 11:12:51 AM

Girion47: My friend does this.
Link to the gallery.

Warning, there is autoplay music, can't figure out where to turn it off.


Damn Louisville women are gross.
 
2013-01-21 11:15:00 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: You had to bring up commissary queens, didn't you?


Hey, nothin' wrong with a lady wanting to show off a little


airsupport: Damn Louisville women are gross.


:(
 
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