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(CNN)   Barack HUSSEIN Obama covers up his Muslim faith by saying "So help me God" at the end of the presidential oath. That means Romney is automatically president and Obama no longer gets his 72 virgins after he dies   (cnn.com) divider line 236
    More: Asinine, President Obama, god, oaths, muslims, Inauguration Days, CNN TV, standard procedures  
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2013-01-21 09:33:54 AM  
You know, sometimes these headlines are funny.


And then there's this one.
 
2013-01-21 09:39:36 AM  

SilentStrider: You know, sometimes these headlines are funny.


And then there's this one.


No. These headlines were never funny.

They weren't funny when we were blitzed with them during the elections. They weren't funny in an ironic sense after the election. They aren't funny now.

Never. Ever. Funny.
 
2013-01-21 09:57:36 AM  
Done in one.
 
2013-01-21 10:04:47 AM  
I don't think Obama is a Muslim.  In fact, I don't think he is a very committed Christian.  He does the church thing  because of the large contingent of Christians who wouldn't vote  for someone who wasn't committed to religion.  If 80% of Americans were Buddhists, he would be a Buddhist.  It's called politics.
 
2013-01-21 10:17:40 AM  
FTA: "His wife Claudia, known batter as Lady Bird..."

Who'd she play for? The Blue Jays?
 
2013-01-21 10:28:55 AM  

Mangoose: SilentStrider: You know, sometimes these headlines are funny.


And then there's this one.

No. These headlines were never funny.

They weren't funny when we were blitzed with them during the elections. They weren't funny in an ironic sense after the election. They aren't funny now.

Never. Ever. Funny.


I actually like them sometimes. But you're right, there were way too many of them for a while.

This one is meh.
 
2013-01-21 10:31:15 AM  

BillCo: I don't think Obama is a Muslim.  In fact, I don't think he is a very committed Christian.  He does the church thing  because of the large contingent of Christians who wouldn't vote  for someone who wasn't committed to religion.  If 80% of Americans were Buddhists, he would be a Buddhist.  It's called politics.


Yep,there's four out of five chance he would be.
 
2013-01-21 10:38:37 AM  

BillCo: I don't think Obama is a Muslim.  In fact, I don't think he is a very committed Christian.  He does the church thing  because of the large contingent of Christians who wouldn't vote  for someone who wasn't committed to religion.  If 80% of Americans were Buddhists, he would be a Buddhist.  It's called politics.


I'd have more respect for him, if you didn't believe all the superstitious mumbo-jumbo.  Regardless, his social policies and the way he lives his life are effectively more Christian than many so called true-believers.
 
2013-01-21 10:42:09 AM  
Romney wouldn't become president even if you gave it to him on a silver platter at this point.

And subby, you suck.
 
2013-01-21 11:00:05 AM  
Thanks ACORN, it's mourning in America again.
 
2013-01-21 11:09:34 AM  

hinten: Romney wouldn't become president even if you gave it to him on a silver platter at this point.

And subby, you suck.


Silver?  How gauche.  Platinum unless it is for the servants.
 
2013-01-21 11:10:16 AM  

mahuika: Mangoose: SilentStrider: You know, sometimes these headlines are funny.


And then there's this one.

No. These headlines were never funny.

They weren't funny when we were blitzed with them during the elections. They weren't funny in an ironic sense after the election. They aren't funny now.

Never. Ever. Funny.

I actually like them sometimes. But you're right, there were way too many of them for a while.

This one is meh.


They're only funny when the "Constitutional Scholar" who wrote the article DOES seize on some trivial issue and declares the election results null and void, and then claimed whatever conservative flavor-of-the-month is now President due to some bizarre line of succession that only exists in his Tea-soaked brain.

There was actually a few of those, but for some reason, this meme gets applied to anything even remotely involving the President now.
 
2013-01-21 11:11:13 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

What they don't tell you is that the angel was Mitt Romney, before he was born or his family wealthy.
 
2013-01-21 11:12:12 AM  

Obama being sworn on in two Bibles. Setting stage for future president to be sworn in w/ two "holy" books: Bible and Koran.

- Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) January 21, 2013
 
2013-01-21 11:20:05 AM  

Mangoose: SilentStrider: You know, sometimes these headlines are funny.


And then there's this one.

No. These headlines were never funny.

They weren't funny when we were blitzed with them during the elections. They weren't funny in an ironic sense after the election. They aren't funny now.

Never. Ever. Funny.


I don't know. The ones about B. Piyush Jindal were hilarious.

/the ones about Fartbongo bin Muslin al Hadj aren't funny at all.
 
2013-01-21 11:21:02 AM  

BillCo: I don't think Obama is a Muslim.  In fact, I don't think he is a very committed Christian.  He does the church thing  because of the large contingent of Christians who wouldn't vote  for someone who wasn't committed to religion.  If 80% of Americans were Buddhists, he would be a Buddhist.  It's called politics.


Sounds a lot like Ronald Reagan.
 
2013-01-21 11:23:32 AM  
I didn't know Lady Bird Johnson played baseball.

FTFA


"Lyndon Johnson's 1965 swearing-in marked a change from tradition.

His wife Claudia, known batter as Lady Bird, held the Bible, a job previously managed by the high court's clerk."
 
2013-01-21 11:23:35 AM  

JerseyTim: Obama being sworn on in two Bibles. Setting stage for future president to be sworn in w/ two "holy" books: Bible and Koran.- Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) January 21, 2013


Personally I'd have gone with "Taxes HUSSEIN Ohoulihan sworn in on two Bibles since, as he sees the Bible as negative, two negatives equal a positive!"

But then I remembered that involved jr. high level math, so most far-Righties wouldn't think of it.
 
2013-01-21 11:23:36 AM  
God is the almighty dollar?
 
2013-01-21 11:23:52 AM  

BillCo: I don't think Obama is a Muslim.  In fact, I don't think he is a very committed Christian.  He does the church thing  because of the large contingent of Christians who wouldn't vote  for someone who wasn't committed to religion.  If 80% of Americans were Buddhists, he would be a Buddhist.  It's called politics.


It's called being smart.

If 80% of Americans were Buddhists, 100% of Presidents would be "Buddhist"

I see no reason to believe that Obama is any less Christian than any other pol (except for, y'know, the openly pagan/heretical)
 
2013-01-21 11:23:58 AM  

JerseyTim: Obama being sworn on in two Bibles. Setting stage for future president to be sworn in w/ two "holy" books: Bible and Koran.- Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) January 21, 2013


This is the start of a holy book weapons race. The next guy will need three books.
 
2013-01-21 11:24:07 AM  

hinten: Romney wouldn't become president even if you gave it to him on a silver platter at this point.


I don't buy that Romney didn't really want to be President.
 
2013-01-21 11:25:45 AM  
He's obviously using his muslim faith to cover up his atheism.
 
2013-01-21 11:26:13 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: hinten: Romney wouldn't become president even if you gave it to him on a silver platter at this point.

I don't buy that Romney didn't really want to be President.


Oh, he probably wanted to have the title of President. But did he actually want all the responsibility of being President? Eh...
 
2013-01-21 11:28:35 AM  
if you listen closely, you can hear Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck crying....
 
2013-01-21 11:28:44 AM  

quickdraw: I didn't know Lady Bird Johnson played baseball.


She was known for her fly balls.
 
2013-01-21 11:29:24 AM  
It's headlines like this that remind me of Fark's continued spiral into irrelevance.
 
2013-01-21 11:30:50 AM  

hinten: Romney wouldn't become president even if you gave it to him on a silver platter at this point.

And subby, you suck.


thank whatever gods you pray too that Romney didn't win the election.

*shudder*

the horrors that man would have unleashed on the world...
 
2013-01-21 11:31:48 AM  
The actual ending will be "So help me Allah. Yup, thats right biatches. Allah Akbar, whatcha gonna do bout it? Bring out my gay lover"
 
2013-01-21 11:32:13 AM  
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Four more years - 208 weeks - 1460 pairs of underpants soiled!
 
2013-01-21 11:33:40 AM  
I won't turn it on, but is Fox News even airing the inauguration, or are they just infomercials?
 
2013-01-21 11:34:08 AM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: The actual ending will be "So help me Allah. Yup, thats right biatches. Allah Akbar, whatcha gonna do bout it? Bring out my gay lover"


Anyone that's pregnant gets a forced abortion. The rest of you can head off this way to your FEMA camp.
 
2013-01-21 11:35:15 AM  
You know, there's something poetic about the first black president being sworn in for his second term on MLK day.
 
2013-01-21 11:36:10 AM  
When will Obama stop stuffing his big thick negroid policies down our throat and up our sweet tender quivering anuses?

Will the GOP use cock choking and ass pounding metaphors for the next four years, while oppressing the queers?

How many time will Barack make boehner weep?
 
2013-01-21 11:36:34 AM  

Coco LaFemme: I won't turn it on, but is Fox News even airing the inauguration, or are they just infomercials?


Infomercials.

For gold.

And freeze-dried survival rations.
 
2013-01-21 11:37:20 AM  

Coco LaFemme: I won't turn it on, but is Fox News even airing the inauguration, or are they just infomercials?


They were surprisingly nice to him yesterday on their coverage actually. I don't recall them ever calling him Satan or saying that the 1000 years of darkness begins now.
 
2013-01-21 11:37:39 AM  

JerseyTim: Obama being sworn on in two Bibles. Setting stage for future president to be sworn in w/ two "holy" books: Bible and Koran.- Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) January 21, 2013


Dear Bryan Fischer:

You are the literal opposite of my teachings. I, the Prince of Peace, will see to it personally that you spend eternity in Hell.

Sincerely,
J. H. Christ
 
2013-01-21 11:37:55 AM  

Coco LaFemme: I won't turn it on, but is Fox News even airing the inauguration, or are they just infomercials?


no, they're airing it.  but I get the impression that they're stabbing themselves with a fork under the table while they smile at Obama.
 
2013-01-21 11:38:39 AM  
Cue the outrage... She said "one nation, indivisible."

Why did Obama take God out of the US?
 
2013-01-21 11:38:52 AM  

HeartBurnKid: You know, there's something poetic about the first black president being sworn in for his second term on MLK day.


You know what would be even more poetic?
 
2013-01-21 11:40:18 AM  

BillCo: I don't think Obama is a Muslim.  In fact, I don't think he is a very committed Christian.  He does the church thing  because of the large contingent of Christians who wouldn't vote  for someone who wasn't committed to religion.  If 80% of Americans were Buddhists, he would be a Buddhist.  It's called politics.


I thought he was an atheist, and does the church thing for the connections and because as an atheist it doesnt matter to him one way or the other.
 
2013-01-21 11:41:17 AM  

JerseyTim: Obama being sworn on in two Bibles. Setting stage for future president to be sworn in w/ two "holy" books: Bible and Koran.- Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) January 21, 2013


They can't go a minute without showing hate, can they?
 
2013-01-21 11:41:46 AM  
Not seeing the asinine, subby
 
2013-01-21 11:42:00 AM  

oldfarthenry: Four more years - 208 weeks - 1460 pairs of underpants soiled!


1461. There's a leap day every term.
 
2013-01-21 11:42:05 AM  

BillCo: I don't think Obama is a Muslim.  In fact, I don't think he is a very committed Christian.  He does the church thing  because of the large contingent of Christians who wouldn't vote  for someone who wasn't committed to religion.  If 80% of Americans were Buddhists, he would be a Buddhist.  It's called politics.


If 80% of Americans were Buddhists, there wouldn't be this and other faux 'traditionalist' issues at all.
 
2013-01-21 11:43:22 AM  

Exception Collection: oldfarthenry: Four more years - 208 weeks - 1460 pairs of underpants soiled!

1461. There's a leap day every term.


You sir, are funny.
 
2013-01-21 11:43:33 AM  

Serious Black: HeartBurnKid: You know, there's something poetic about the first black president being sworn in for his second term on MLK day.

You know what would be even more poetic?


If it rhymed?
 
2013-01-21 11:43:49 AM  

Coco LaFemme: I won't turn it on, but is Fox News even airing the inauguration, or are they just infomercials?


get a farking grip. Seriously, if you were curious just flip the channel... or look at your farking channel guide.
You aren't gonna get a communicable disease by looking at what they're airing
 
2013-01-21 11:44:05 AM  

Serious Black: HeartBurnKid: You know, there's something poetic about the first black president being sworn in for his second term on MLK day.

You know what would be even more poetic?


The complete works of Walt Whitman?
 
2013-01-21 11:44:07 AM  
Worst. Song. Ever.
 
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