If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Some Guy)   Pro Wrestler Calls Police on Opponent; It's Florida, So The Police Actually Show Up (Bonus: It's Sanford, FL, Home of the Trayvon Martin Case)   (gwhnews.com) divider line 6
    More: Florida, professional wrestles, wrestlers  
•       •       •

7231 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jan 2013 at 9:37 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2013-01-21 10:08:19 AM  
2 votes:
Wrestling is full of kidnapping, attempted infanticide, several different felonious assaults, assaults with a deadly weapon, hit and runs, but if HHH comes within 50 feet of Vince McMahon, he's going to jail!
2013-01-21 11:13:23 AM  
1 votes:
If somebody calls the police and claims to have been battered, I would expect the police to show up to investigate. That's not the dumb part.

The dumb part is that the alleged tough guy called the cops in the first place. First thing he should have learned in training is that even though workers usually try to protect each other, if you go in the ring you're going to end up taking some stiff shots now and again, and that's just a part of the business. Especially if the other guy's just giving you a receipt for a stiff shot you gave him.

/the second thing he should have learned is squat thrusts until you puke.
2013-01-21 10:43:10 AM  
1 votes:

ManateeGag: Wrestling is full of kidnapping, attempted infanticide, several different felonious assaults, assaults with a deadly weapon, hit and runs, but if HHH comes within 50 feet of Vince McMahon, he's going to jail!


You left out getting murdered in the shower.
2013-01-21 09:59:32 AM  
1 votes:
Subby missed it. it's "Bonus: It's Sanford, FL, Home of Larry the Cable Guy."
2013-01-21 09:42:24 AM  
1 votes:
The original plan was to have a Loser Leaves Town match, but the company couldn't afford to drop both wrestlers.
2013-01-21 09:41:50 AM  
1 votes:
The hooded menace strikes again!

/ got nothing
// too early
/// Monday
 
Displayed 6 of 6 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report