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(Some Guy)   Pro Wrestler Calls Police on Opponent; It's Florida, So The Police Actually Show Up (Bonus: It's Sanford, FL, Home of the Trayvon Martin Case)   (gwhnews.com) divider line 29
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2013-01-21 09:39:45 AM
Something something something witty joke about Mean Jean and the Ultimate Warrior something something something.
 
2013-01-21 09:41:50 AM
The hooded menace strikes again!

/ got nothing
// too early
/// Monday
 
2013-01-21 09:42:24 AM
The original plan was to have a Loser Leaves Town match, but the company couldn't afford to drop both wrestlers.
 
2013-01-21 09:44:35 AM
Well I guess it was real to him....
 
2013-01-21 09:46:37 AM
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That kid won't be a wrestler much longer.
 
2013-01-21 09:56:04 AM
That jab to the eye came from parts unknown.
 
2013-01-21 09:59:32 AM
Subby missed it. it's "Bonus: It's Sanford, FL, Home of Larry the Cable Guy."
 
2013-01-21 10:03:49 AM
When Zimmerman is aquitted Sanford will be 'ground zero of Civil War 2 - electric boogaloo'
 
2013-01-21 10:08:19 AM
Wrestling is full of kidnapping, attempted infanticide, several different felonious assaults, assaults with a deadly weapon, hit and runs, but if HHH comes within 50 feet of Vince McMahon, he's going to jail!
 
2013-01-21 10:20:40 AM
DRINK!
 
2013-01-21 10:25:31 AM
If he's really a Vachon, the family has indeed fallen far
 
2013-01-21 10:43:10 AM

ManateeGag: Wrestling is full of kidnapping, attempted infanticide, several different felonious assaults, assaults with a deadly weapon, hit and runs, but if HHH comes within 50 feet of Vince McMahon, he's going to jail!


You left out getting murdered in the shower.
 
2013-01-21 11:13:23 AM
If somebody calls the police and claims to have been battered, I would expect the police to show up to investigate. That's not the dumb part.

The dumb part is that the alleged tough guy called the cops in the first place. First thing he should have learned in training is that even though workers usually try to protect each other, if you go in the ring you're going to end up taking some stiff shots now and again, and that's just a part of the business. Especially if the other guy's just giving you a receipt for a stiff shot you gave him.

/the second thing he should have learned is squat thrusts until you puke.
 
2013-01-21 11:52:03 AM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: When Zimmerman is aquitted Sanford will be 'ground zero of Civil War 2 - electric boogaloo'


Nah, most everyone forgot about that once white people started getting killed again.
 
2013-01-21 12:04:20 PM
I don't get it? Why is it a bonus that its the same town?
That would have to mean that somehow there is some sort of corelation, a compareson of some kind between the two things.
 
2013-01-21 12:14:09 PM
Wrestling is fake?
 
2013-01-21 12:15:54 PM

DownDaRiver: I don't get it? Why is it a bonus that its the same town?
That would have to mean that somehow there is some sort of corelation, a compareson of some kind between the two things.


The correlation is you better eat right, take your vitamins and say your prayers or Hulkamania is going to sneak into your room at night and run wild on your anus!!!
 
2013-01-21 12:19:43 PM
Cops can't really do much in these situations. Vince used to call them on Stone Cold all the time, they wouldn't do shiat. They're very gentle in wrestling situations, best used to escort Goldberg to the entrance ramp, make sure he has a safe walk.

This kind of reminds me of Jamie Foxx calling the police on the set of Any Given Sunday when LL Cool J punched him for real in the locker room fight. No one cared then either.
 
2013-01-21 12:24:16 PM

Singleballtheory: DownDaRiver: I don't get it? Why is it a bonus that its the same town?
That would have to mean that somehow there is some sort of corelation, a compareson of some kind between the two things.

The correlation is you better eat right, take your vitamins and say your prayers or Hulkamania is going to sneak into your room at night and run wild on your anus!!!


While some Farkers would find that to be a pleaserable experienc. I am quite sure I would find it to be a rather horrible tramatic experience.
 
2013-01-21 12:27:44 PM
Damn you A&8's!!!
 
2013-01-21 12:28:37 PM

DownDaRiver: some sort of corelation, a compareson


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2013-01-21 12:50:48 PM
That's not a good way to get the guys in the back to respect you. Other wrestlers will continue shooting (i.e. actually hitting/kicking/slamming him with maximum force) on him until he either toughens up or quits.

/Shut up and pay your dues or it's going to get worse.
 
2013-01-21 01:09:28 PM

Farce-Side: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: When Zimmerman is aquitted Sanford will be 'ground zero of Civil War 2 - electric boogaloo'

Nah, most everyone forgot about that once white people started getting killed again.


Except his honor Al Sharptoon. You think he forgot? He and Jesse will be out fanning this flame again once Zimmy hits the courtroom.
 
2013-01-21 01:19:01 PM
BAH GAWD KING! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY TO FEED!
 
2013-01-21 05:49:25 PM
Yeah, I don't see that guy in the WWE anytime soon. That's what is wrong with the business. Well, that and a number of other things. Stupid marks who have no business in the ring. He's lucky a punch to the eye is all he got. If this were back in the day it'd be some broken bones.
 
2013-01-21 07:08:50 PM
We're these real police in real uniforms or we're they wrestling police in blue shirts with POLICE silk screened in big white letters?
 
2013-01-21 07:22:56 PM
Whipped Pup Vachon?
 
2013-01-21 11:31:13 PM

DownDaRiver: I don't get it? Why is it a bonus that its the same town?
That would have to mean that somehow there is some sort of corelation, a compareson of some kind between the two things.


Black guy v. a...not black guy I think? You know, because clearly the race card should be played. /sarcasm
 
2013-01-22 10:00:25 AM
The Trayvon Martin non-case, you mean.

Stoned thug with criminal record attacks neighborhood watch officer, gets show. Normally a Darwin award.

But in this case, he's African-American, so it's a media circus.
 
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