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utsagrad123:I remember my uncle making this joke nearly 20 years ago.
30 years ago I popped a wheelie over a small trench on my bike as a kid and the front wheel rolled away. Front forks drove into the ground and I ended up sliding across the gravel on my back.
And when I got home my dad sang that song to me. He thought he was hilarious ... I was still crying.
/second CSB today ... I must be getting soft in my old age.
Elroydb:cmb53208: Thread fails without comment from the Mackensie Brothers
This is about airplanes landing, not by getting free beer by putting mice in a bottle
Yeah well, if your Air Canada flight loses a wheel landing at Pearson Airport I hear you're supposed to get a free case of Elsinore. Along with some back bacon
oldfarthenry:Tire studs & snow chains are illegal up here. I mounted semi-automatic assault rifles on the car bumper airplane nose axle to shoot-up the road ice but those are apparently illegal too! Stupid nanny state!
I'm sure that Red Green would have an appropriate solution for the problem.
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